Archived threads in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling - 3340. page

>>897458
Why? They're useful, like sunglasses

>>900387
and for swag.

>>896908
>get on tv
>get paid
>all the other guys trust you and think you are reliable
>trusted to go out and get people over
>good job security since you'll always be useful for getting someone over
being a jobber seems good to me

Not to mention pic related's cult following and the fact he's the biggest meme since Carlito

>>897040
Come on now, be fair.

Nobody is a bigger meme than Carlito.

It has been for a while, Dixie just won't pull the plug.

>on the fucking TV Guide channel

>>895891
they just signed NXT wrestler james storm away from the WWE of course not!

No they are making a comeback. TNA has gotten a lot better, Besides the Knockouts division the show is good and is getting higher ratings every week. it's actually watchable now.

>>895188
get this shit outlaw off my /asp/

>>895188
> le rosemary
18+ faggot

>it's a /woo/ thread

>>889731
>Because I'm The Miz, and I'm AWWEESSSSOOOOMEE.

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>>889731
Based Miz really is awesome. The dude can be the perfect heel and has been irreplaceable in getting many guys over.

>>889731
His greatness is self-evident. There is no room for debate.

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xth for JeriFat

IRAN, NUMBAH VUN! USA, ACK PUH!

>tfw no sheiky baby in the rumble

HUNTER GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOWWW

Worked.

PLEASE GO HOMU

>>899853
WHITE PIG GO HOME

>>899524
>i hope bray wears this at the rumble

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because a hashtag tshirt designer, who has nothing to do with the show or putting the matches together made a silly shirt

YOU want us to stop watching?

DURP DUR DURR

>>899535
What are you talking about?! Obviously Mr. McMahon forced them to make this tshirt after Bray Wyatt begged him.

> fuck off OP

>>899421
She'll be back. She's too hot for Vince to keep off TV for good.

>>899328
As an Americunt or whatever you want to call it wrestling fan, Angle's music hitting will be an all-time mark out moment.

>legends of wrestling
>poster of dudes who haven't looked like this in 20 years
>nasty boys

>>899344

1. Nice Dubs

2. These events are for old wrestlefags like myself to get nostalgia boners. so old or new pics don't really matter

>>899219
if you do kendo judo or a koryu jujutsu school would be your best bet. with judo its easy, are they a member of a recognized judo federation. with koryu just check the name with ebudo or koryu.com to see if its legit

>>899337
Why those two MAs specifically?

>>899365
probably the most cross over with what you know from kendo. most japanese martial arts have alot of concepts in common

>>899103
bump, I want to learn drunken boxing also. I get how the premise works, it's using your core body as the main weapon and loosening your arms and legs, right?
since the style is hard to read drunken boxing makes sense for a clumsy person to use, but would a clumsy person learn it easily? something tells me no

>>899103
>>899112
Go do some Tai Chi. If ur joints are fucked then you have no chance of doing drunken style with all the awkward leaning movements which put a lot of stress on joints. If you want a fighting style which you can "use" try something that isn't kung fu since I never hear any teachers or places which actually teach fighting fundamentals like footwork, range and timing. Being clumsy is be clumsy and shit, you can't magically turn it into a strength by doing some trippy clumsy looking dance. Doing some funky dancing infront of your opponent to confuse them is useless when you can't even recognize they're close enough to take you down and chuck you on the ground. At least learn to fight properly before trying to use drunken style to fuck with ppl.

>he taught me himaiya, which sounds japanese, cat stance and black panther
I think you and your imaginary uncle are full of shit

>>899103
>Now I'm learning Kungfu, he taught me himaiya
what the fuck is himaya you delusional fuck

Please have sex

>177
Did we go back in time?

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>>899088

No I'm just an idiot

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No because pic related

>>899056
Do people seriously want CoolDad to win?

>>899063
I'd be all for it if they leaned into the cool dad thing and made it his new gimmick.

Old guy trying to be cool like the kids would be fucking hilarious.

FUCKING WRESLE FAGS LEAVE THIS BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>898995
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

thank you

>>899124
This