>He didn't enjoy the show
>He sat there for over 7 hours being a cynical asshole refusing to enjoy himself
Why?
Why won't you just enjoy yourself?
Why do you refuse to be pleased?
>But the guy I wanted to win didn't win!
They're happy enough to have just been able to be there, everyone who entered that ring is a winner.
>Asuka is champ
>Nakamura debut
>Ibushi and ROOOOO coming to NXT
>Ryder is champ outta nowhere
>despite losing, Styles at freakin Mania
>THE LADS won
>Shaq outta nowhere
>possible Bullet Club tomorrow
P gudd. Wrestlemania weekend.
>>1151065
I tried man but it was just getting worse and worse
>>1151065
I liked a lot of it but the last 20 minutes were pretty bad you know there is a problem if the WWE have to mute crowd microphones
They wasted that interview with him by not letting Scott Hall interject as he's marking out.
I want to die
>>1150980
That is pretty fucking cool
Just inflate my tickets by about 16,000 people senpai.
>>1150690
How would he know
How does he know?
>>1150696
He was there. He has Mexican counting skills
Kurt Enwal
my dude samoan joe costing reigns the title
Vince dying a week ago
Alright guys, how about this for Wrestlemania instead of what you just saw?
>Reigns vs Cena for the belt that ends with Reigns turning heel if booed or he gets a face win if he's cheered
>Rollins vs Triple H
>Ambrose vs Lesnar but with more weapons and extended to like 15 more minutes
>Sasha vs Becky vs Charlotte but Sasha wins instead
>Styles beats Jericho with Styles Clash
>Ryder wins the ladder match including Owens, Zayn, Miz, Stardust, Cesaro, and Ziggler
>TLC match between Usos, Dudleys, and League of Nations, For the Tag Team Championships, and LON wins
>Fulfill your fantasy Divas 4 vs 4 tag team match
>Kalisto vs Neville for the US title
>30 man Battle Royale where Ryback, Baron Corbin, and The Wyatts dominate
>Rock has an important role in the main event
>HBK comes back during the HHH vs Rollins match
>Mick Foley returns to help out Ambrose
>Stone Cold is the host and he brings back Hulk Hogan
Now for entrances
>Ambrose comes out in an ambulance and he carries out his wagon of weapons
>Lesnar comes out with pyro
>Reigns comes out like a Roman Emperor
>Triple H comes out to Sympathy of The Devil by Motorhead
>Seth Rollins comes out wearing all white on the big stage
>John Cena comes out wearing all black
Sponsored by Snickers, Diet Dew, and Pizza Hut.
Is that better?
>>1150575
Vast improvement. I'd have Becky or Charlotte win the title but other than that this would have been a very solid event.
So what's next? Does the story just disappear or does the "lockbox" come into play? Or does everyone just stop watching?
>>1150465
Lockbox? You mean the toolbox?
its steph nudes
get hyped
>>1150465
>Roman and Shane work together
It sounds so stupid it might work.
Can we just take a moment to discuss how fucking sexy Lana looked tonight?
>>1150345
damn
>>1150345
>liking blondes
rock bottom yourself my man
why is she allowed to have hips and charlotte is constructed out of rectangles
bitch is basically a game of tetris smdh
Undertaker retired
yeah he left his gloves in the ring
that was his last fucking match rofl
Thank god.
Good, I legit thought he was having a heart attack at one point. But dont worry he'll show up to bury someone the crowd loves at a mania.
>Hunter loses
>Shane loses
>Sasha loses
>Dean loses
>New Day loses
>AJ loses
>Ryder wins with like zero build up whatsoever
Pretty weird Mania but I enjoyed it nonetheless
>>1150302
>women's match had stakes more convincing than all the men's
>>1150302
Ryder winning actually probably got the biggest pop from me, not counting the obvious Cell spot and appearances by based Mick, HBK, and Stone Cold.
There were solid matches, but Dean losing, Wyatt getting buried to hell and back, and Roman winning with no kind of heel turn swerve or anything killed my buzz and ended the night on a sour note for me.
Why do niggers love dbz so much?
Great entrance
>>1150080
Niggers love DBZ, Street Fighter and Gears of War it makes no sense.
>>1150080
This shit literally made me ashamed of ever watching any form of animation
Taz is on New Yorks biggest sports radio station doing a show until 2 am. He is taking phone calls.
http://player.radio.com/listen/station/sports-radio-66-wfan-ny
1- 8 7 7 - 3 3 7 -6 6 6 6.
Who gives a hoot about taz
>>1150004
I don't. But hes on a real radio station we can call and give him some of our opinions or just give him memes.
>>1150004
Jim Ross is on with him.
What the utter fuck was the point of him coming and burying Rowan? Why didn't he come in during the main event, since they went out of their way to make it no DQ. None of what the Rock did made any sense.
>>1149897
it made even less sense when the announcers started talking about HHH trying to get himself DQed in a no DQ match
That match wasn't no DQ you dumb fuck
Just to have him appear for a shit pop. Austin, Michaels, and Foley didn't make sense either. They can't get the crowd excited through actual good matches so they had to pull out the "legends".
JD ON SUICIDE WATCH
AND THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Don't fucking do it!
literally who?
Are you satisfied Roman?
She got a massive erection out of that shit.
>steph just found her bull to cvck haitch with
Look at that fucking smile and those eyes. She fucking came her pants. Probably wants to be speared by Roman every night now. Hey should pair her with Roman on raw and turn Roman heel
3/10
>>1149668
>no heel turn
3/10
God this should've been something special
IC match was great btw
Main event was 6/10 at MOST, probably 5/10
lesnar vs ambrose was 4/10
don't care about anything else
corbin was cool
11/10
5/10
Felt optimistic at the beginning but betrayed near the end.