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>tfw no wrestlemania in space

>boring corbin

Time to piss.

Corbin is a great heel and has improved a shit load on NXT.

>>1145273
fuck off fag I'd take corbin of reigns any day

>>1145334
that isn't correct words

>>1142210

the young cucks

They're the goat simulator of pro-wrestling

She has legitimately never been good

She has never had a good match that doesn't involve her being carried by someone who's actually good in the ring

>>1142210
Based Charlie

>>1141970
With a face like that she's lucky height is so attractive.

>unveil new belt
>get THAT RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PYRO
>obviously you want to end the very first match of the new belt with a huge celebration, new era and all that
>have your heel win so the crowd doesn't even pop for the insane amount of pyro you just fired off

What a stupid fucking decision, wasting all that pyro for literally zero crowd reaction.

just confused on why they had so much pyro for her win

I took the garbage out, made a pot of coffee, came back, and they're still going, but aside from the double sunset flip blotch, this is ok.

>>1141285
Yup, good time

I could take a poo through the entirety of Wrestlemania

BURY

MY

CAREER

>>1137495
Marked out like crazy.

>>1137542
Not even a Ryder guy but I'm really surprised
Congrats dude

>>1137542
I did too.

I'm just glad the butterfly belt is gone

>>1135582
you already had this from the 1956 until 2010 you fucking idiot

Its a good looking belt.
Looks Clean
Looks Simple
I like it. Will look great wrapped around Sasha Banks tonight

>>1132169
Genetically superior.

>Rock
u wot?

>>1132169
>examples of talented canadian wrestlers
>leaving Edge out

A lot of people were shitting on him after Takeover, but I'm totally into his style. Just a big lumbering asshole who doesn't give a fuck. And the skulls and shit were based.

It's like people want everyone to be a Daniel Bryan-type. You need guys like this too.

I'd like to see him use weapons/get DQed more often. Would fit the character.

>>1132143
Yeah, it's ironic how now mastadons and big guys are more rarer in WWE than the smaller athletic indie style guys.
Baron Corbin will stand out when he makes it to the main roster and will likely be more successful than guys like Neville and Breeze because he brings something different to the table.

WE DID IT LADS

>>1131856
Ambrose will never be the face. Le melty man told me so himself.

I'm really pulling for my boy Dean. I hate to sound le edgy but I really hope this is a bloody match.

I think he's going over. Brock is a made man. A loss isn't going to hurt him at all but a win for Ambrose would be huge and he's definitely in need of a big one and it doesn't get bigger than this.

It's a weapons match so that will be the excuse for Brock.

What would be the point in a Brock win really? It would be anti-climactic.

>>1130589
Gonna post who I want to win and who I think will win.
>Kalisto vs Ryback: US Title
Want/think - Rybotch
>The Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox and Eva Marie) vs. B.A.D. & Blonde (Lana, Naomi, Tamina, Emma and Summer Rae)
Want: Heels/Think: Faces
>The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs. The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley)
Want: Dudleys/Think: Uces
>André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Want: Bray/Think: Strowman
>AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho
AJ's going to win this regardless.
>Kevin Owens (c) vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust
Want/Think: Owens
>Charlotte (c) (with Ric Flair) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
Want/Think: Sasha Banks
>Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman)
Want: Ambrose/Think: Brock
>Triple H vs. Roman Reigns: WWE Championship
Reigns will win either way.
>Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker
Want/Think: Shane O Mac

>>1130599
Need a name senpai

Name: Big Dog Guy

>Kalisto vs Ryback: US Title
Ryback
>The Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox and Eva Marie) vs. B.A.D. & Blonde (Lana, Naomi, Tamina, Emma and Summer Rae)
Total Divas
>The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs. The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley)
The Usos
>André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Mark Henry, Braun Strowman, Kane or Bray Wyatt in that pecking order
>AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho
AJ Styles
>Kevin Owens (c) vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust
Sami Zayn
>Charlotte (c) (with Ric Flair) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
Becketty
>Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman)
Brock Lesnar
>Triple H vs. Roman Reigns: WWE Championship
Roman Reigns
>Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker
The Undertaker

yeah working at the concession stand lol

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Sting """"retiring""" is just to throw people off the trail of the Main Event Mafia returning at WrestleMania

He will suplex Shane through something. You heard it from me my negroes. My dad works for the WWE

>>1130178
You literally have no life

First time doing this, lets see

>>1130185
thx for the nickname

WWE immediately folds. Benoit, McMahon, and everybody else who knew is immediately indicted, and charged with conspiracy, perjury, and fraud.

>>1115631
this

What would be the reason they would do such thing? kek