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In June or something Wade Barrett will leave WWE and go to TNA as King Stuart. Stuart will perform the Bullhammer (now the Bullsledge) on Drew Galloway. He will debut his new catchphrase, "This News Isn't Good", and botch his first promo by calling Galloway "Drew McIntyre". All hail King Stuart.
> actually writing this
>Tna
That's long dead.
LU makes more sense
>>1130420
Marcus Louis and Sylvester Lefout went to TNA. i also probably misspelled the latter's name.
So Sexy Star is joining WWE from the looks of it.
WWE has become quite aggressive with signing all these international stars lately, is it the work of Haitch?
>>1130268
That's Kalisto's waifu m8
>>1130275
Kalisto married Sexy Star?
Nice.
If Sexy Star got signed then maybe she'd finally learn to work instead of just pulling off the same level of work of a mediocre luchador, but getting by because she has tits.
BASED CROSSFIT JESUS
shitty reckless wrestler. who will he injure next?
>>1130242
TRULY AN A+ PLAYER
Ended Cena too.
B
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This shit felt really shoot-esque. Joe seemed to be really pissed that Balor cut him, Joe was hitting really hard after that. What do you guys think?
also has anyone pointed out that Devitt quite literally shat his pants last night?
Welcome to Samoa Joe matches. Looks like he's bullying and murdering people, but everyone says he's great to work with and a totally considerate professional at all times.
>>1129602
10/10 - Would cripple self again.
>Becky Lynch dress
Pix?
>>1128573
post pictures faggot. I need a becky wank
>>1128573
Post pics you fucking faggot
We post our dream WM main event match using wrestlers from 80s-current year. My dream match would be WWE Kurt Angle with the c.2005 Wrestling Machine gimmick vs 1997 Bret Hart
>>1128672
Bryan would fucking die dude, I love Bryan but he's still a 5'8 manlet going up against the former UFC Heavyweight Champion. The result would be the squash match that occurred at Summerslam 2014, that was supposed to be him in that match but he got hurt so Cena took his place.
>>1128516
Prime Sting (Crow) vs Prime UT (Pre biker).
Prime RocknSock vs Prime Outsiders.
Prime Stone Cold vs Prime DDP.
Prime Goldberg vs Prime Lesnar.
Prime Warrior vs Prime Piper.
Prime Macho vs Prime Hogan (no creative control).
Prime Flair vs Prime Arn.
Prime Steiner (no mic censor) vs Hogan.
Vader vs Bam Bam.
Big Show vs Kane.
name a shittier cringe gimmick
Zombie biker jujitsu student who prepares corpses for funerals and shoots fireworks out of walls and can teleport.
Redneck who drinks a lot.
Guy who tries to be as edgy as possible and calls himself rated R.
>>1128430
he, as the demon, is looking up at his angel father and daring him to come down so he can eat his soul.
what are you retarded?
Anyone else bust out laughing when he came out with a bladeless chainsaw?
nancy benoit's final moments looked something like this
Thats what happens when you take steroids and do stupid headbutts
I wonder if he did stuff with the body, like, ya know, stuff.....
>>1127601
i dunno but i have it on good authority he ended the match with a suicide dive
Meanwhile, he's sitting at home watching the Wrestlemania IC match he's not in, watching Balor surpass his longest NXT title reign record and watching them hype up the cruiserweight tourny he likely won't be a part of anymore.
A moment of silence for Flipshit McGeordie.
>>1127520
The Man Crowds Forgot
let 2016 be the year that the WWE gets rid of all their vanilla midgets.
I miss him desu
How to fix wrestling
1. Take advantage of Daniel Bryan's retirement and let him win the champion one more time. (bret hart did this with the us title).real wrestling fans have suffered for three years of his injury. Make AJ styles world champion already and make him retire Jericho.
2. Bring any real superstars back while they still can, such as Goldberg, Batista, Rock, Austin, Taker, and Sting.
3. Arrest Michael Cole and the other commentators for poisoning people's minds with vocabulary of 100 words.
4. Cena dual retirement and heel turn in one day.
5. Have guy wrestlers that look and act like girls and girl wrestlers that look and act like men.
6. Force the underageb& to watch 50 hours NXT on the Network before watching today's WWE as initiation and cleansing.
7. Just fire Roman Reigns and start all over if that's necessary.
8. Let the bad guys win. The idea that the right thing always happens eventually is literally an ancient Chinese idea, and it's no coincidence that Cena loves China. Face it, there's nothing American about John Cena, he is a pinko who hates freedom. A real American sheriff at least lets the outlaws break a few things so the story's better.
9. Let female wrestlers fight for the wwe champion, i believe we can do that now knowing our main women roster
i wrote this and no one even gave me any thoughts!?
Bryan's headed for new Japan tho
>>1128510
HoF is on.
Also almost every idea is retarded and no one wants to get in to a retard fight with you.
So here's you
>(you)
Worth a punt?
If HHH vs Reigns is the main event HHH retains
If Shane vs Taker is the main event, HHH loses
>>1127438
You don't already know who's going over and who's not?
>>1127438
You have mental issues if you're seriously betting on Haitch
Who wins this next?
>>1127174
He'll beat Balor and the fake bullet club at whatever Japanese network event they do
Enzo Amore.
Should I?
do whatever you want
if you want to support sasha go ahead
I would just feel like wearing an autist wearing that though desu
>>1127163
Any suggestions on WWE shirts that won't let me stand out like a sore thumb?
4XL? Christ man! It's time to get off the internet
Main roster when?
Gotta win that strap first senpai.
>>1127000
I think they will just make him the NXT champ over the next year or two. He reminds me of a young Undertaker.
>>1127096
This. He's still kinda green and can use a little more experience before getting the callup. Just build him up as an attraction star over the next year and maybe give him the title. They should at least build him up as a legitimate threat before setting him loose on the main roster, since at the moment he's just that hairy biker guy who gets beaten up by the indie manlet of the month. Make people give a shit about him.
When did it all go so wrong?
>>1126990
This is actually quite accurate.
>>1126990
Smarks ruined wrestling.
Trips wanted to be loved by smarks to much that he ruined it too
>>1126990
good NXT died at REvolution
>tfw Ascension vs KENTA and Balor was actually pretty hype and then Finn killed NXT