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jesse we need to cook /10
It's 18+ to post on here le edgy man
>>1126954
Looks like a retarded potato, the other one is a cena fan
What if he got signed by WWE?
Booked the same as Sin Cara
>>1126698
does he come with Konnan because that's what drove his storylines when he was relevant on meme underground
>mfw Alberto thought he would be the biggest star on LU but they gave him two matches and said he just wasn't that good to deserve a mega push so he had to back to the WWE cuck shed
not for a few more years pls. i need at least season 3 and the lucha underground movie.
and when it happens they should bring in cage and pentagon too.
>the greatest manlet in the world
not very impressive last night
>inb4 you cant look impressive vs corbin
samoey did it
>>1126643
Joe is bigger
>>1126643
Joe isn't a manlet.
Calling on all Roman Reigns fans to lend their power to the big dog for his main event world title match tomorrow night at Mania
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>Wearing lifts
>Still a manlet
Why don't all wrestlers under 5'9 just become luchas?
Don't get people who like American Alpha. They're so fucking boring.
this match actually made me a huge fan of the revival
>despite that horrific double team spot
>>1126619
>I don't like crisp suplexes, a passion for wrestling, or great hot tags.
>“I had talked to Vince about wanting to go in a new direction with the character, so we set up a meeting at TV. When I got into Vince’s office he had an all blue get up laid out on his desk. I mean everything was blue; the tights, the boots, the du-rag, the shades. Everything. And then Vince pitched me his idea of making me a Crip. He had already made up his mind on having me feud with Ahmed, and since Ahmed wore red he thought he could make our feud gang related. You have to remember at that time gangsta rap was huge, and it was everywhere. But Vince wanted me to dress like a damn Smurf. I don’t think he’s ever actually seen a gang member in his life. At one part he started telling me about how if the WWF wanted to compete they were going to have to go after the guys that listened to Tupac & Snoopy The Doggy Dogg. Once again, I don't think Vince had any idea who those guys were because when he played me a sample of the music he wanted me to use it sounded like a Kool And The Gang cover band”
>“I tried my best to stay composed during all this because it was even more ridiculous than it probably sounds, but the best part in the story is the name that Vince came up with. I don’t know if it was him or Pat, but they wanted to call me Big Homie Rocky Rock. When he told me that I laughed in his face and told him the idea was BS.”
Based Rocky, there will never be another one like him. Now we got fat manlets like owens
Stories about Vince being completely out-of-touch are my favourite
>>1126559
You know that Dwayne became a huge mark for Steen years ago, right?
YOU JUST KNOW
>>1126553
BASED SHINSUKE
>>1126553
Yeah Dean and Nak have definitely sucked each other's dicks.
Damn she touched that drugged out jap pedo, why renee
>implying being a "good wrestler" matters at all to WWE
The two most profitable wrestlers of all time, Hogan and Stone Cold, were merely adequate wrestlers (Austin is good, but the character was a brawler).
People watch in droves because of characters, never because of "good wrestling". The minute Austin turned and Rock left, ratings plummeted, even though the actual wrestling got "better". This is why NXT and indie fags always sound like total morons all the time - it literally doesn't matter at all how "good" someone is in the ring.
>>1126416
Austin was really good before the neck injury.
>>1126416
>the wrestling got better when Rock & Austin left
18+
>>1126416
More casuals watched for the spectacle but less people enjoyed it. You need good ringworkers or the show is shit, FACT
t. Someone who grew up watching Hogan and Warrior
ITT : Fuck you i miss them
>>1126241
When women were worth watching
Everyone does.
>G-g-go Sasha Banks!
>I-I really like Bailey!
>W-women's wrestling! *clap* clap* W-w-women's w-w-wrestling! *clap*
>>1126289
>B-BOTH THESE WOMEN
>WOW THOSE VICIOUS FOREARMS
>OMG BLOOD MIGHT GET IN HIS EYE THATS BAD I WOULDNT KNOW HAVING NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT EVER
I always feel embarrassed when they talk about their "strikes" hurting each other.
Women shell out so much cash for these "deadly" self defense classes that obviously don't work. Its kind of sad. Its understandable if they live in a state with crippling gun laws, but here in TN I see women taking stupid shit like "combat yoga" and krav maga for self defense. No amount of groin kicks or biting is going to stop some 200 lb grown ass man from raping the shit out of you if he really wants to. If you aren't gaining any strength, or actually testing these "deadly" techniques you learn in against an uncooperative sparring partner, then you are wasting your time and money.
>>1126220
So, I guess women can take boxing and combat wrestling as their best options right
>>1126277
Literally yes
Just as well you're posting this great advice here where so many woman will see it.
Roll trips and get my network pass for maina
but i already have a pass cause im not poor
>>1126178
I'm poor, but who can't afford only 9.99?
>>1126183
I can but I don't have credit card for WWE network
What's Rude Bobby doing in the NXT zone?!
>>1126145
Not sure but Dixie Carter is on suicide watch for sure
>>1126145
literally who?
>>1126145
literally who?
Post your favourite rassler + his best match.
>>1126122
Chris Jericho
>Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels: WrestleMania XIX
>Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels: Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
>>1126122
Edge
Summerslam 2008, Hell in a Cell vs the Undertaker. Maybe not his best, but it's one of the most memorable.
>>1126150
For me, it was Unforgiven 2006. Defending the WWE Title in Canada against John Cena in a TLC Match.
Are you ready for this sunday when Triple H Retains the WWE Championship against a autistic samoan man !
>>1126037
>autistic
This word means literally nothing now
>HHH
>retains
>Roman has bootyblasted people to the point they want to see him lose when the contrary is painfully obvious
Truly the new Cena
Haitch is the face, right?
fucking pg bullshit is unwatchable
fuck the little kids
fuck the smarks
fuck vanilla midgets who'll never draw shit
fuck the indies and japanese shit wrestling
>>1126022
Lul your just an anti-smark, you got worked by not watching anymore XD
>>1126026
look at this ''wrestler''!?
this is the shit we have for entertainment today
>being this mad about children's television
>fuck bro remember when Seasame St was fucking hardcore with OGs like Big Bird fucking roasting black celebrities and shit with Oscar the motherfucking grouch keeping it fucking grimes and showing us the struggle, fuck this new gay kiddy Seasame St it makes me so angry as a 23 year old who grew up watching the real shit. Fuck Seasame St
>/this is how WWE fans sound