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Finn actually is popular with kids I think. He isn't that bad, he sold Joe being a badass really well.

>>1131610

But >we don't like Finn balor

>>1131610
> Asuka is fucking amazing
You had me until there
If she was actually amazing she would have took bayboon's weaknesses into account and had a decent match with her

Is hema dead?

Did /wwe/ kill them off?

>>1131248
There's only enough room for so much gay on this board at once

>>1131278
Shoot yourself toygun autist

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Michael Cole circa early Smackdown period with Tazz

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based michael just calling it how it is

>>1130175
>EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
>ILL BE WATCHING YOU

HE IS NONE OTHER THAN THE SHOCK MASTER

Synchronicity II. Best Sting song?

>>1130067
Who else popped this guy as soon as they had the chance at The Tops casino?

>>1130196
>not choking him in his sleep after hate sex

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>i can't wait for roman to turn heel so i can cheer for him

"no"

I didn't like em at first but after a awhile I realized how fun they are in multi man matches. as man who's not a big tag match fan, It's hard to hate a team that's damn entertaining and creative

>>1129319
I feel like they're overhyped to all hell. They remind me of flea market Shawn Michaels rip-offs.

>>1127349
sure anon sure

Prove it, insider, before the statement.

>>1127349
So reddit of you

It does have real life implication.

>Authority no longer get 20 minute promos to open and close the show
>Less Stone Cold v Vince rip off storylines
>A bit of fresh life injected in to the show with a new "for the past 8 years) face and a good guy GM

>>1126781
>Implying WWE creative wont fuck up a Shane GM story

>>1126761
well do you want to see HHH and the SoccerFriends steal back the WWE title on Monday, Or see Stephanie screech at the crowd for 20 minutes calling everyone idiots for watching Raw and then comeback in the next segment to puff up cancer research or helping children to read.

Still I see a swerve coming with some sort of Shane/Authority double turn where Shane wins with the help of the Wyatts and they steal the title from the winner of HHH and Reigns

Judo isn't so great for MMA.

It's best to do some no-gi grappling, and for MMA today, you'd need a well rounded striking art.

First of all, you get the best quality from training at a quality MMA gym.

If you're doing 1 striking art and 1 grappling art, you need knowledge possessed by MMA trainers to blend arts, or you need the intelligence to blend the arts effectively in an MMA context.

For MMA today, you need a well rounded striking art. Muay Thai is popular for that, and very good for that.
You need American Kickboxing at the very least.
As cool as Boxing is, it needs heavy modification to work in MMA. Even the Diaz brothers throw kicks and modified Boxing for it to work. They don't use Boxing, they use MMA Boxing.

Wrestling is often said to be a great base for MMA or just about any other grappling art.
Just like with striking, grappling needs modification before it works in MMA.
And unless you're in high school, it'll probably be difficult to find wrestling instruction.

One of the cheapest ways to train MMA money wise is if you have no training whatsoever, take Muay Thai for a month, take no-gi BJJ for a month, take quality MMA for 6 months, and find someone at the MMA gym who's willing to train with you on the side free of charge. You also have to be very dedicated and go often, to make the most out of your time spent training.

>>1126594
>>1126668
You'd have to train every day, even if you don't go to the gym to train.

You will need to be in enough shape to train every day to get the most out of your paid training.

Rest days suck because you can't train. It's best to be in enough shape to only need 1 rest day a week.

>>1126594

For hand to hand self defense, you can add groin kicks, and 12-6 elbows, throat strikes are also free game.
On the ground, you can pry at your opponent's fingers, and you can even break them; you can bite, you can head butt, and you can squeeze their groin.

Against multiple opponents, learn Parkour.

If you for some reason can't Parkour, or you're trying to be a hero or something, being a hero is dangerous and possibly stupid but fine, stay on the outside. Don't let your opponent's surround you, and don't spend a lot of time with one opponent. Avoid grappling at all costs. If one of them grips your jacket or shirt, and you can't get free, you're fucked, unless you're Batman or almost as skilled as Batman, or just fortunate.
Also, pepper spray, tasers, stun batons, batons, knives, shooting someone is a dick move but guns.

With a gun, you could very well pretend like you're going to kill the person, but never shoot the person.
You can just stand there and point the gun at a guy and say
>DON'T FUCKING MOVE OR I'LL BLOW 5 HOLES IN YOUR CHEST!
and call the cops.
You could even fire a shot by the guy's feet to make him think you're more serious.
If he's standing there, but you don't want to risk him charging at you, you can shoot him on the leg.

>>1126085
>General #20

> cucked by Neville in the #1 Contenders' Tournament
> cucked by Finn in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic
> cucked by Aries at Takeover

>>1126094
Newfag

I guess he realized that not everyone gets a kick out of his double-talking jewry.

>>1125988
seems like it, glad to see wrestlers smartening up about that jew. he literally makes money off gullible marks while wrestlers actually put their bodies on the line for the industry.

who?

>>1125892
>There's no way that HHH will retain the title right?
Correct. I have taken the liberty of disregarding the rest of your post because it's pointless. You're welcome.

He'll feud with Samoa Joe next, if not Deanetty in another face-face feud.

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Reminder that he's going to have to put over Roman before he retires.

>>1125859
Costing Taker the match to set up the retirement match for next year that was supposed to happen this year.

Holding Roman's right arm, while the Rock holds Roman's left arm.

Commentators will point out the mixed reaction boos. Live 2 minute delay filter editing on stand by.

>>1125859
Doing a promo to set up his Summerslam main event with nakamura

>>1125766
At least we don't have to listen to their god awful entrance noise anymore

Literally who

>>1125766
Oh shit, is that Ryback?

>>1125535
please have sex

>>1125535

This >>1125547
Also, fuck off with your kiss ass /asp/ie shit

>>1125535
Is probable because tripfags are kill for today
thanks based g00k
also
>Dixie Owens