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The crowd reaction of silence to seeing their moonface princess go all HEEM SLEEPY was the best. And the tweets about Izzy having a tantrum in the crowd and having to be escorted out by her dad. Hope someone got that on camera. Suck a dick Dallas.

>>1124732
I know. Fucking awesome, but Joe should of won

>>1124732
>>1125073
This. I enjoyed seeing butterface getting choked out.

gay

Im bowing

>>1124119
POO

Cena is really going to town on Orton back in their OVW days.

>>1122111
nice feets

>>1122111
More like Boston jabbed

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ninjas are fictional and there is no fighting system associated with them
if ninjas did exist they wouldn't have much need for hand to hand combat if they were any good at being ninjas

it's the same reason they don't do more than a few basic moves in the military. if you are on a mission to kill someone and end up in a boxing match you fucked up somewhere along the line.

>>1121869

>I'm going to ninja school

Do you realize how retarded you are

>>1121869
same mcdojo symptoms as anywhere else.
impe bujinkan doesn't seem that bad except the lack of resistant sparring and conditioning, so be sure to find a buddy and train hard outside of class. Also judo and bjj are great supplements with a lot of skill overlap.

>>1121892
Gosh Kristi, why do you always do this. Its a semantic arguement that has been beat to death several times. We're talking about japanese unarmed combat techniques by whatever name you want to call them.

In my experience at least 90% of the buj's material comes from Gyokko-ryu, Koto-ryu, Shinden Fudo-ryu and Takagi Yoshin-ryu, all of which are verifiable styles of jujutsu.
Since Takamatsu and Hatsumi put a ninja spin on it everyone went bonkers but we all know its the same ole stuff.

>>1121721
What did he mean by this?

>>1121721

that joke is older than sin.

>>1121721
It's a George Carlin line.
Bill Hicks had a similar line too:
"It's going to take a really special woman... or a bunch of average ones."

Cornette steals most of his lines.

Mania Matches vs Shawn and matches with Punk

His match against Jeff Hardy is also reveared

>>1121390
Next to Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow, the best big man worker, ever.

>>1121390
He actually got better in his later years, it's just a LOT more infrequent now.

Duh, Margarita, he meant full fludges RSE MEME TRUMPETS

>>1121247
>The meme trumpets have hit
what the fuck? Fucking Cena is probably shitposting here right now

doot doo doo doottttt doot doo doo dotttt

>>1120837
If they don't watch it how would they know they are indie guys?

>>1120840

because they hear about them online through other smarks and then start cheering them because they think theyre being cool and "counter culture"

>>1120852
You over think shit that has nothing to do with you. You might be autistic, I'm sorry man

Well you can't practice killing each other with real guns m8.

Also why can't both be autistic?

>>1120834
Both are autistic, but holy shit dressing up like a fucking character in a war game to play with toy guns is fucking mental

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>Thread calling wrestling wrasslefags on /asp/ obnoxious and autistic
>400 replies and autosage
>Thread calling airsofters autistic
>Three replies and will likely autosage before five
2/10, got me to respond.

>>1120808
This is the man drama board now.

>>1121074
So I should give up on finding out anything about Archery here?

>>1121083
No its just slow

>>1120790
i just got goosebumps
BASED
A
S
E
D

also lel at the random smackdown stuff at the right.

>>1120790
It's insane how tiny the ring is compared to a football field. How is that even enjoyable to watch from the nose bleeds.

>>1120873

It's not. You watch on that huge screen.

Honestly I wouldnt go to a wrestling show unless I could get seats in the first few rows or the closest elevated part.

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First for winner/

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LOS

>also fuck this april fool's layout

I don't know and I'm scared.

>>1120316
WACKY LINE FROM AMBROSE

He has been doing far fewer wackylines and less gurning recently, it seems as though they have been handling his character properly. Now if only we could see him wrestle properly and expand his moveset, he would be the most over guy in the company.

>>1120728
>Now if only we could see him wrestle properly and expand his moveset
>See Roadblock 2016

>>1119056
what is up my fellow woodflippers

>Second for endless pain in the inside of your calf right above your ankle of your pop foot
None of you skatebros know that feel. Havent shredded in a year, went for a ride today for the first time and after 30 mins of cruising the pain returned
Hold me /esg/

Where do you guys keep your arms when skating? I just let them hang, my balance is better that way.

>>1118603
Juicy titties.

>>1118603
I kinda forgot what he looked like before he got juiced.

>>1118603
I'm just glad I'm not the only that thinks Triple H has ridiculously pointy nipples.