I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>1656345
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>>1656345
>PLEASE DON'T GIVE MY INDIE BRAIN ANOTHER CONCUSSION MIZ

What did he mean by this?

Miz is going to feel really bad when he finds Josie in the enclosed pool area.

Did Bryan legit get worked?

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>>1656351
I FOCUSED ON THE PAIN

>>1656366
It was a worked shoot that probably hurt him anyway because being retired eats him up inside

>marks getting worked by based Bryan and based Miz

>>1656449
IT WAS A GODDAMN SHOOT BRIAN CRIED ALL NIGHT LONG

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>>1656416
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

>>1656449
Meltzer confirmed it started out as a work but then Miz started shooting when Bryan said he was a coward

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>>1656755
>Le Meltz

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>>1656743

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE

I can't tell if this is a work or a shoot. Wtf I'm a mark now.

>>1656825
I'm gonna need for you to start shitting in a toilet or turn 18, whichever comes first.

>>1656345
If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two

>>1656783
>Big Dick Dave working the marks

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>>1656362
Underrated post

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>>1656817
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING

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>>1656416

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>>1656894
TRY TO KILL IT ALL AWAY

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>>1656908
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

>>1656817
Is this real? He looks like a washed up corpse

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>>1656918
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

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>>1656918
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>>1656817
D-Bry had a God of War gimmick?

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>has severe concussion history
>itd be SO COOL to headbutt Dolph like 20 times

What did The Genius, Brian Daniels mean by this?

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>>1657091
>>1657093
MY SWEETEST FRIEND

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>>1657091
>>1657093

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

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>>1657125
>>1657132

EVERYONE i KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

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>>1657136
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

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>>1657136
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL

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>>1657081
It's called paint, look at his arm

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>>1657150
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>>1657160

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

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>>1657165
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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>>1657171

*somber guitar*

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>>1657180
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF SHIT

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>>1657186
UPON MY LIAR'S CHAIR

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>>1657195
FULL OF BROKEN THOUGHTS

>>1657180
Alright, this one got me.

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>>1657206
I CANNOT REPAIR

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>>1657218
BENEATH THE STAINS OF TIME

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>>1657235
THE FEELING DISAPPEARS

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>>1657241
YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE

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>>1657279
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE

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>>1657279
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME

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>>1657294
>>1657298
WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

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>>1657304
>>1657305
MY SWEETEST FRIEND

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>>1657315
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

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>>1657322
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

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>>1657339
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>>1657344
I WILL LET YOU DOWN

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>>1657359
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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>>1657365
IF I COULD START AGAIN

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>>1657372
A MILLION MILES AWAY

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>>1657384
I WOULD KEEP MYSELF

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I WOULD FIND HAY

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>>1657391
I WOULD FIND

A WAY

Here's the video version, featuring pics in order of post (except >>1657165 for samefagging).
>https://sendvid.com/vx8qfi2g

Not gonna lie, this was depressing to make.

The only people who didn't get worked by this are those who cannot find work.

>>1658023

Suck it jabroni I also did the Rock post

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>>1658023
Bruh... I never asked for these feels.

>>1658023
>tfw I just wanted to laugh at people getting worked by DBry and Miz.

:^(

>>1658061
kys loser

>>1658023
10/10

>>1658023
GOAT
Wish it was higher quality, though.

>>1658023
>Using the shitty cover version
*This* close to having a decent video.

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>>1658023
OP here. Wow, I did not expect my shitpost and memes thread to give me feels.

>>1658023
+1 internet friend, may have shed a tear

>>1658023
Johnny Cash is just amazing.

>>1658023
>You now remember Daniel Bryan will never wrestle again (with WWE, anyway)

Crying inside.

is /asp/ great again?

good thread.

>>1658231
tbqh, /asp/ is the best board of 4chan quality wise at the moment. just a perfect combo of memes, shitposts, and original content

5 Star thread

8/24/2016

>>1658023
Eesh

What're D-Brys best matches? I wanna cannonball through his best stuff.

>>1658349
Not him but I'm interested in this, and would like to know when the team hell no angle starts. I started watching wrestling again after last summer slam, and it seems I missed pretty much the best of D-Bry.

>>1658344
Oh shit, checked! Based Meltz.

>>1658023
inb4 posted on Reddit

>nice, another based miz & dbry thread
>forced to feel emotions

( ._.)

( ;_;)

>http://profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/daniel-bryan-1741.html
Ratings are pretty accurate to what I'd give them.

>>1658389
Meant for >>1658349 and >>1658358

>>1658349
Bryan vs. Cena (SummerSlam 2013)
Bryan vs. Triple H (Wrestlemania 30)
Bryan vs. Orton vs. Batista (Wrestlemania 30)
Bryan vs. Sheamus (Extreme Rules 2012)
Intercontinental Ladder Match (Wrestlemania 31)
Bryan vs. CM Punk (Over the Limit 2012)
Bryan vs. Chris Jericho (NXT 2010)
Money In the Bank 2011

>>1658389
>>1658413
cheers m8s

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>>1658023

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>>1658023
I hate Bryan but Jesus that's hard to watch. Poor guy.

>>1658349
vs. Takeshi Morishima
vs. Homicide
vs. CM Punk (ROH not WWE kid shit)
vs. Jimmy Rave
vs. Nigel McGuinness
vs. KENTA
vs. Naomichi Marufuji
vs. Paul London
vs. Brian Kendrick

His non-WWE stuff is GOAT

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>>1658467
>ROH not WWE kid shit

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>>1658467
>ROH not WWE kid shit

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>>1658467
Sad thing is this list is based, these really are his best matches, but it will be ignored

>>1658023
This is awesome
Thanx, bruh

Suicide is imminent my friends, it's happening

>>1658023
You would think he just died recently, this shit was depressing.

Couldn't help but laugh at the Rock bit.

GREATEST THREAD OF ALL TIME, EVER!!!

>>1658605
Have to agree.

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>>1658023
Finally some quality OC

I think you all are forgetting wise word of Mcham... there's no crying in wrestling ,.

You people with fake sympathy ... and your country is song ...

You are cancer of WWE ,.

Goat midget he deserve everything that happened to him ...

>you love be wrestling
>you love right being in there wrestling ring
>and you love wrestling right?
>why don't you quit?
>Why don't you quit and go to the bingo halls with your indie friends huh?

Promo of the year

>Bryan would give up every title win, all the fame and probably Brie just to wrestle again
>He can't because thousands of kids look up to him and he's too good a person to set a bad example

>>1658023
FUGGGGGGGGGG

>miz triggered

woo lads sucks to be a terrible wrestler

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>>1658023
Goddammit, Anon.

And furthermore this video is website is probably virus ad ,.

You are getting to wreck , nerd ,

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>>1658023
Pat yourself in the back there, anon. Well done.

>>1659125
Did you wipe your hands before typing that out, Pajeet?

Real talk? Angry Miz is the best Miz.

>>1659152
Looks like he had that shit bottled up for some time now.

>>1659162

I believe it, all the people who called him an overachiever after winning the WWE Title come to mind.

but I feel like the best thing I can say about his style is that He's a late 80's-early 90's character in 2016.

>>1656345
Let's see about Daniel Bryan

Cried at Mania
Cried about his injury
Cried about his shoulder injury
Cried about retiring
Still crying about retiring
Cried about Triple H
Cried about Vince
Cried about Bastista
Cried about CM Punk
Cried about Kane trying to rape his wife
Married a slut
Is a farmer
Is vegan
Is SJW
Is a manlet
Cried about about sucking Nikki's clit dick
Cried about Brie not falling pregnant
Cried about taking Cena's cock in his ass
Lost a shoot promo the Miz
Cried about going to Japan

>>1659168
How do you see this angle developing?

>>1658023
Nice

>>1659216

to be honest? I have no idea, except that I'll most likely be disappointed, because that tends to be the standard for WWE storylines. If they were better about capitalizing on moments like this, Damien Sandow wouldn't be Aron Rex.

>>1659354
Lol, can't argue with that concise accuracy
Nice to see some pottery with how Miz behaved toward DBry as his rookie and this latest outburst, tho

>>1659358

Yeah, too bad there will never be a proper feud-ending match between the two. [spoiler]But it would be cool to see Bryan call in a favor from Kane for old times' sake[/spoiler]

if I had to take a guess as to who Miz' next new opponent is going to be... Kalisto? there's really not a lot to choose from as far as non-main event singles stars go.

>>1659369
There you go falling into your own trap conflating logic with WWE booking ;)

Hadn't considered who they may feed Miz next, maybe Slater to continue his contract storyline?

>>1659394

Slater would be amazing, especially if he won the belt and held it hostage for a contract, but He's currently tagging with Rhyno in the Tag Team tourney.

I guess you could go with one of the Usos if they are going to break them up.

>>1659369
>Kane

lol nobody would care, it would be funny for 15 seconds but the second the viewers are subjected to a fucking Kane/Miz feud the suicide rates will rise

>>1659398
Slim pickings indeed
Is it safe to bring Hogan back yet?

>>1659427

Dunno. too bad Cena's leaving to film shit, this would've been a great chance to have a match between him and Miz.

>>1659425

Doesn't have to be a feud. could be a one-off match while they build a guy for the next PPV or to eventually take the belt off Miz.

>>1659453
>take the belt off Miz

If they had any brains they'd keep it on him for another 2 years and build monster heat like Honky Tonk.

>>1659456

>Another 200+ days of LOLmizwins

You're also implying that the WWE wouldn't find a way to fuck that up.

>>1659448
Goddamn, that would've been great; fucking Vince >>1659456 makes a great point, dare we even dream?

>>1659464
they have so many belts now i don't think it matters if he misses a PPV here or there. you can pick and choose the storylines you want to pay attention to at this point

>>1659464
All else fails just bring Sandow back

>>1656345
Thanks everyone for posting this song. I used to know every line of the song and sing it often. It is like the greatest song. The song is so comfy.

>>1659468

a few examples of recent Long title reigns:

>The New Day (367ish days ATM)
These guys are great but damn if this isn't getting old at this point.

>Charlotte (309 days)
Counts both the Divas and Women's championships. Feels like the entire time Everyone just wanted Sasha to finally step in.

>Nikki Bella (301 days)
This is what a HTM Miz reign would most likely end up looking like; by the end it felt like people were just begging for someone to beat her and take the title off her.

>>1659216

In an ideal world, Miz would make Bryan's life hell for quite some time. Bryan would finally snap and set up a match against a mystery opponent for right before Miz was about to break Honky Tonk Man's record. Said opponent would be Nakamura who would kick Miz's fucking head off and beat Miz faster than Warrior beat HTM.

This will not happen

>>1659499
Yuck

Keep Nakamura in NXT, nobody wants to see him die a death on the main roster

>>1659502

They didn't sign him to do unprofitable pseduo-indy shows. I love NXT, but he will need to be on the main roster eventually. It would be ideal if his first impression was of him destroying someone, not talking.

>>1659508

That's what Heath Slater is for.

>>1659510

Only if they want Nakamura to be a heel. Destroying a face who can't beat Rhyno isn't the road to #1 Smackdown face that he needs to be on. It's more like the road to #9 heel.

Guys, what if They do a story where Bryan's so torn up over Miz' comments that he neglects his GM duties and Smackdown starts turning into mayhem?

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>>1658023

>>1659496
Nikki was only there so long because they didn't want AJ Lee's reign to stand as the longest.

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>>1658023
>https://sendvid.com/vx8qfi2g

Holy shit, how did you faggots make something so awesome from shitposting?

I kek'ed hard when the Rock popped up.

>>1659496
Wasn't so much questioning the viability of a long reign, just that that booking would make sense AND be what the fans wanted lol
Thanx for taking the time to compile that info for us, tho

>>1659499
Solid, well thought out booking there, anon
As I alluded to above, tho, we appear entrenched in the darkest timeline
Don't let that hold you back from sending in a resume next time they're recruiting for writing staff, however; subvert it for us from the inside and make wrasslin great again

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>>1659867
Your contention of shitposting seems misplaced, looks like the anons involved put some genuine thought into matching images with lyrics
From my perspective, at least
Have a Cornette: Youthful Vigor edition

>>1658139
Terrible taste.

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>>1658023
fuck

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>>1658023
i came here laugh damnit

>>1658098
the low quality adds something special IMO

>>1658023
Vid Guy here.

This was originally meant to be a "w/ sound" webm, but couldn't get the size lower than 20mb, so I just posted it as a video, instead.

Didn't think it would even get more than 50 views.

>>1658427
Of shut up you were relishing on this whole situation.

>>1661514
I can't help but feel bad for the lil guy. Its like watching a retard trying to do math.

>>1661461
You should put it on youtube.

>>1661461
put it on utube

>>1663578
Would probably get a strike, or have the audio muted.

I don't mind if someone else uploads it on their channel, though.

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>>1658023
>seeing my post in the video
Well-deserved (You)s, lad.

>>1658023
Damn, the only time nu-/wwe/ gets creative is for a feels moment.

I didn't need this meng.

>>1658023

Fucking hell man

>>1658023
>https://sendvid.com/vx8qfi2g
Man fuck you.

>>1663801
The fact that we have vermin like reddit browsing in this shithole makes me sick.

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>>1661461
Put it inner tube

>>1663654
Shows what we can achieve as a group working together, tho

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>>1658023
This is so much feels WTF

>>1658023
Why did you do this to me....

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>>1660289
Yeah, it's kind of like the extra warmth static provides in old-timey radio broadcasts
>tfw Mercury Theatre of the Air

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Y-you're all a bunch of jabroni marks working yourselves into a shoot! Haha what kind of a loser gets emotional over wrestling. hah. yeah.