GOAT

Who

>>1666627
the face who runs the place

You're talking about that one guy who had his chance to shine, failed, then proceeded, along with his entire fanbase, to place the blame of his failure on everyone and everything but himself?

>>1666671
huh?

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>>1666621

>dies on September 10th

>>1666621

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>>1666671
No this is the guy who succeeded despite the best attempts of Vince and Haitch to keep him back, carried an awful show on his back, and then went to have a go at being successful somewhere else.

>>1667812

Cringe

Also, Hi Phil!

>>1666621
based felipe

>>1667812
As lame as this sounds you're absolutely right. He was always pushed back despite being consistantly the second best thing there.he was only slightly below cena in everything.

People forget how bad it was for talent to move up.

>>1667812
Please have sex

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>No this is the guy who succeeded despite the best attempts of Vince and Haitch to keep him back, carried an awful show on his back, and then went to have a go at being successful somewhere else.

>>1666630
ruins*

>>1667801

100% truth

>>1667860
Reminder he actually OUTSOLD Cena on merch for a while.

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>>1667851
>>1667880
>>1667886
Prove him wrong

>>1666621
chicago phil?

not a chance!

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>replying to a frogposter

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>>1668121
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