Jericho Cut off his hair and now sucks.

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>One day there was a man.
>This man was a dude.
>This dudes name was Chis Jericho and was WCW's most charismatic star.

During the peak of the Monday Night Wars, WWE bought Jericho from WCW and it was the greatest shit of all time.

>Here is a link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGsBRImD0po [Embed]

See how great that was?
Jericho was WCW's Rock.
Jericho was as big if not BIGGER than said Rock.

The Rock was losing out to Jericho on Monday nights, and that's why Vince hired Jericho to go head to head with the Rock.

Anyway - Chris Jericho cut his hair and now sucks.

Everyone with long hair to have ever cut their hair off - have turned into shit.

>Metallica now sucks.
>Kevin Nash now sucks.
>Lenny Kravitz now sucks (although some say he always has)
>Miley Cyrus now sucks n looks like the beebz.
>Kurt Angle works for TNA (or did), etc...

Literally the only example of somebody cutting their hair off after it was long - and being successful - is stone cold.

Do not debate me.

All persons with short hair suck.

Jericho has not been popular since the day he cut his hair off.
Wtf was he even thinking?
The dude is in a band - a rock band of sorts.
The dude NEEDS long hair - it's not like he was goin bald.

So - Chris Jericho singlehandedly ruined his future by cutting his lochs off and being shit.
He lost 30% of his fans - the good fans - and only kept faggot kids around who don't know any better.

Chris Jericho looks like Bon fucking Jovi now.
In fact - he looks like Gordon Ramsey.

Gordon Ramsey is great.

Fuck Chris Jericho.