GET IN HERE, BOYS, IT'S ALMOST TIME
BURNING QUESTIONS:
>Will our eternal boy of boys, the GOAT, the biggest draw of all time Heem Punko conquer the rent-a-beast incarnate
>Will Mickey Gall send Punk off whimpering, cementing him as a midcard jobber in the UFC just as he was in the WWE?
>Will Helgaposter be there live, screaming death threats at Punk?
>How deep into AJ's tight Indian boipucc with Jon "The BBC" Jones go backstage?
>yfw punk submits that potato retard with an anaconda vice
>How deep into AJ's tight Indian boipucc with Jon "The BBC" Jones go backstage?
>>1729070
to the hilt
both Brooks' are getting smashed Saturday night
So /asp/, which wrestlers have the best fashion aesthetics in and outside the ring?
Personally I'm a fan of King Cuerno; while his antlers and buck imagery give him the in-ring aura of a wild backwoods hunter, his casual look puts him properly into reality with the looks of a rugged blue collar individual.
>>1728642
King Cuerno is a definite stud, great worker, amazing look, great fashion and can speak English.
Why he isn't one of the top faces for LU is beyond me.
>>1728666
Also, best suicide dive in the biz
I didn't want it to end this way Phil, but you left me no choice.
Hi Mickey!
Hey Mickey (not the song you retard, you don't get to walk to that, faggot)
>>1728636
kek
I miss him bros
I'm still here bro.
>>1728587
Last I heard he was spamming the /esp/ thread on /int/ with scat porn and shit, might find him there
Anyone else strangely aroused by her?
holy fuck yes
What faggot isn't?
What did Cm Phil mean by this?
>>1728477
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HER NOSE
>>1728480
KEKKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKKK
He's trying to get the niggers on his side
GOAT
>>1728388
>GOAT
>Still hasn't taken a shower
Top kek
Yup
GOAT meet BULL
>Take a shower
Check
>Hit the weights
Check
>Get a Clue
check
Look at him. He looks like a main eventer.
The tattoos make him look smelly.
>>1728364
the cruiserweights can cruiser wait, brother
>>1728364
>He looks like a main eventer.
Yeah of the CWC
>first ever universal champ
BALOR BTFO
based jerigoat burying that potato manlet
Based
>The state of Balor
Sashafags please defend this
>>1728222
Seriously is this one a shop
>>1728222
"I had a dream, that I made it."
Bitch slept too fucking long.
It's a bad shoop you post over and over?
How will ya be celebrating Punks live execution tomorrow night?
>>1728216
I'll be taking a shower, then hitting the weights
Making /sp/ apologize
>>1728219
Ya dont honestly think Phils gonna win right?
Punk made weight.
How many of you got worked?
Skeletal man
>>1728149
Wouldn't such an obscene weight-cut in that short time-frame leave him a little nutritionally deprived going into his match, or even feeling a bit physically weak?
>>1728149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omF9RWsSfXg
video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7olUL900A4
How do they take all that punishment? Are they wrestling on drugs or something? How does this shit work?
>>1728140
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
How much do they get paid for this? $5 and a hotdog?
>>1728206
The hotdogs go to Zandig.
someone gave me this thing. what is it and what does it do
>>1728127
I think it's for your mother.
You stick it up your butt
Is this the most important match in UFC history?
CM Punk revolutionized wrestling like no other person before him. He is going to do to UFC what he did to WWE, just ten times better.
It is only a matter of time before CM Punk becomes champion and this fight will be the most historic of all.
No but it's the biggest draw of UFC 203 which says something about the state of UFC.
>>1727786
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH MY GOODNESS.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HAHAHAHAHAH
>>1727786
CM "Based Phil" Punk vs Mickey "Gay&Incest" Gall
WHO vs WHO
WHO vs WHO
WHO vs WHO