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What's the moral of the story here, kiddos? 2016-09-11 03:45:09 Post No.1735501
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What's the moral of the story here, kiddos?
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You should really be humble when you don't know what the fuck you're doing, nigga.
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>>1735501
>calling those little punches Punk threw "strikes"
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I actually thought he was going to get knocked out from inside his own guard, that's how inept he was
also from the amount of punches he took and didn't defend while turtled, I suspect the ref was under specific instructions to absolutely not stop the fight
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>>1735501
>be a loser dweeb in high school
>decide to grow height and lose weight
>follow your dreams to be a pro wrestler
>become one of the most infamous names in the indie scene
>deep down you're still a loser dweeb
>the constant praise for internet smarks builds up your confidence
>start buying into your own hype
>after a long journey finally make it to the big leagues
>become champion
>praised and loved by everyone
>you're still the same loser dweeb on the inside
>the money and fame fucks with your head
>don't even have anything to live for once you accomplished your dream
>still have to take a back seat to guys like Cena and Triple H
>become disillusioned
>blame backstage politics for keeping you from achieving even a higher greatness
>feel completely helpless because wrestling is fake and no matter how good you are, your fate will always be in the hands of guys like Triple H
>decide MMA is a level playing field where you can put in hard work and no one can ever hold you down
>spend two years transitioning
>tap the fuck out in two minutes
>couldn't even get in any offense at all
>seriously contemplate suicide
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>TFW its not clobberin time
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it's getting clobbered time
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is he gonna go crawling back to vince
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>>1735466
Kek
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>based Aryan god Brock Lesnar wins his UFC fight this year
>Cuck Man Phil loses
can we have a Brock appreciation thread please?
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no
fuck both of em
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>>1735347
One's a roided up gorilla, the other's a straight edge lanklet. THere's no love for Brock here.
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I'm gonna be reasonable, even though I expected this fight to end the way it did, I respect punk for having the balls to step inside the octagon and at least try, its more than any of us on /asp/ will ever achieve in our shitty neckbeard lives.
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Shut up AJ
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>>1735208
sup carter
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>>1735179
Same. That speech at the end won me over.
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Hey mandrama spastics
Came here to laugh at you
Stick to the fake acting
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>implying we wanted Punk to win
top kek
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why are you posting gay porn here
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>>1735107
/asp/ is the MMA board, you retard.
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2 FUCKING YEARS
LMAO
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2 FUCKING MINUTES
LMAO
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2 PARRENTS STRUGGLING IN VAIN WITH NO AMBITION LOUDMOUTH CUMSWAPPERS LIKE YOU
LMAO
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GET THIS C.UCK SOME ASS CREAM
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I feel kinda bad for him
;-;
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He's rich af and just got to fight in a UFC event on a whim.
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LOL OBSOLETE
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>>1735106
this. he's basically doing this for fun
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Apologize.
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>>1734989
SORRY BASED MICKEY
AND THANK YOU
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i apologize
thought punk would win
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>>1734989
I'M SORRY MR. GALL
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What do you see?
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>>1734944
A squash match
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JUST
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>>1734944
what happened to his ear?
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I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE.
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HE DIDNT EVEN GET ONE HIT IN L O L
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DELETE
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OBSOLETE
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C U L T
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L
T
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/a/
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RIP PHIL
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/asp/ V /sp/
WHO WILL WIN
EITHER SIDE WILL GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THE OTHER
OR JUST SHITPOST
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/asp/ wins either way, Gall is a Ryback mark.
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/ASP/ERGERS BTFO
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I'm pretty sure /asp/ agrees with wanting Punk to die, /sp/ just doesn't realize it
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>Vince bought everyone in the WWE tickets to UFC 203 so they can watch Phillip get btfo
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/774765716469784576
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>buying tickets for the competition
Vince is a fucking mark!
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is vince mcmahon genius?
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>>1734496
It was Haitch. Vince hates UFC and likes Punk.
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>"From a basic human being standpoint, he is showing courage doing something the majority of people on this planet will never do and that is step in a cage and fight in front of millions of people," Reeves said. "I respect he wants to test himself and has the courage to do so. For that reason alone, while I don't condone him saying the things he said about me, I want to him do well. Any man can beat another man on any given night, so I just hope he achieves what he is looking for in this and I will leave it at that."
What did RyRy mean by this?
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>>1733662
Ryback was so awesome here. Until wwe buried him
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>>1733662
Showing he's not only the bigger guy but he's the bigger man as well. Ryan isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge for life like Phil "The Crybaby" Brooks
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I can honestly see Ryback becoming some motivational coach in the future with some workout video and saving a broken Phil ala DDP and Scott Hall
:')
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This is it. The final battle. /asp/ vs /sp/. Winner takes all. You're cheering for /ourboy/ CM Punk right?
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>>1733598
When Phil loses I hope he blames his alcoholic father
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>>1733598
Phil will be destroyed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs2GJ38ra80
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>Punk wins
We shitpost /sp/ into oblivion for weeks about how UFC is a work.
>Gall wins
We shitpost /sp/ into oblivion for weeks about how we've been waiting for this for years.
WHOEVER WINS, WE WIN