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Drank 6,000 cans of Pepsi and never drew a dime.
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>>1732208
Hi Mickey!
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exposed niggers for being lazy no-goods 6000 times, never drew a time
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>>1732208
Thats a big case of pepsi
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If he wins I'll become straight edge
I suggest you all do the same
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>>1732186
Deal.
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>>1732186
I'm already straight edge
Alcohol tastes fucking disgusting
Why would I pay shitloads of money for smoke that gives me cancer?
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Straight edge since '06
Anonymous
What did he mean by this? 2016-09-10 17:00:51 Post No.1732166
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Morning Report: Frank Mir 'pissed off' that CM Punk is fighting at UFC 203.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/9/9/12857708/morning-report-frank-mir-pissed-off-that-cm-punk-is-fighting-at-ufc
>"Watching him fight, I felt like I was down at the gym watching just normal guys that have no ambition to be fighters, just taking the class. I've seen some of the women taking the aerobic kickboxing class move better," said Mir.
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kek, based punk working the mma nerds
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>>1732166
Punk has always been sloppy and not very athletic, in his wrestling days as wel.
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cm punk is merely training in the "drunken fist" style of martial arts
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/asp/ & /wwe/ Predicts... WWE Backlash 2016-09-10 17:00:02 Post No.1732161
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/asp/ & /wwe/ Predicts... WWE Backlash
2Cold - SteveO (ID: !QY1UTWiwHY)
2016-09-10 17:00:02
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> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 6 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: http://derpy.me/AvgfD
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
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Ill bump you nigga
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>>1732161
thanks based paedo
you should post more often here
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Stop spamming the board with your virus ads 2Cold
Buy a 4chan ad
GOAT
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Yup
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>>1732167
Hi Mickey!
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ITT: Wrestlers with God-Tier theme songs
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EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
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>>1732118
Still his better theme. Call me edgy idc,
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I WHINE ABOUT THINGS IN MUH LIFE
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>>1732121
Hi Mickey! Shouldn't you be getting ready for your fight tonight instead of shitposting
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Spoiler alert neckbeards:
AJ Styles wins
Dolph wins
Becky wins
Heath/Rhyno win
Orton wins
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If you didn't say Dolph I would have believed you
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Dean is going to bury that manlet with just O N E dirty deeds
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>>1732088
Miz will retain by DQ.
Dolph will win the match.
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LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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>>1732061
Cuck Man Phil kill-eeerrrr Mickey
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The next husband of AJ Lee
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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>>1732011
Yeah, Seth is in pretty good shape, i agree.
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>>1732017
>Seth
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>>1732017
looks like ziggler to me
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So, these guys are universally loved by wrestling fans right?
If you dislike them, why?
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That's not Smarkbusters.
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>>1731923
But Smarkbusters are universally loathed.
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>>1731921
they present their shitty opinions as facts, just like all the other fags like whatculture and those kinds
OSWR are sometimes funny at least
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Tonight
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>>1731899
>/asp/
>not rooting for Big Match Mickey
What did you mean by this
>inb4 Hello Mickey
I'm doing well, thanks. Can't wait to shake Phil's hand for a well-fought contest :)
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>>1731901
>well fought
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I don't really care one way or another whoever wins or how. I'm pretty happy with any possible result except for a draw. It's gonna be entertaining one way or another.
I'm probably not even gonna bother watching the fight. UFC is boring.
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Big Cass is certainly tapping some big ass
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That's Alex Riley
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>>1731878
Why do they talk like this? Is this what normies think is humour, or are they just cringey af
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>>1731884
Both of those things.
He actually did it.
All you neckbeards laughed at him and kept saying he'd never fight, like you knew shit.
Well you were wrong. You were all wrong.
Drink it in.
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>>1731865
I never thought he wouldn't fight, because it's a big-ass, easy payday.
Punk has jack-shit riding on this, he has his contract on lock, and has no grand championship aspirations. He just wants a buck.
His opponents do.
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He hasn't fought yet.
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>>1731865
It was sick. I wasn't expecting Phil to put him down in under two minutes. #MindBlown
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>uses wrestling carny words
>Not even wrestlers
Words like face, heel, bump, etc. were created by those in the wrestling business so fans don't catch wind of what they're doing. The more you guys use the language in such a normal way is also killing the business itself.
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>getting worked into a shoot
Mark
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>>1731851
>still giving a shit about this concept in 2016
When wrestlers starting wearing gear on television with the "secret carny words" like #HEEL written on them the whole argument became retarded.
Wouldn't be surprised if the wrestlers had all-new industry speak we're not privy to. I have heard some guys use the term "50/50" to disparage mid-carders.
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How is it?