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Fun fact: Cowboy Bob Orton had Hep C and bled in this match, Taker walked out for a little bit when he found this out

uh no

the rock vs stone cold vs triple h vs kurt angle vs rikishi vs undertaker is still GOAT HIAC tbqh

we lost much tonight bros

this isn't a good night

Press F for Senor Benjamin, Brother Nero, and Vanguard 1

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BROTHER NERO PLS DON'T DIE

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>...
>...
>OFFLINE

was it worth it to save maxel?

I just don't know bros...

I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

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>>1726321
I watch wrestling for the boobs. Big boobs are a draw. I like other stuff about wrestling, but if there weren't some chicks with big boobs running around I'd have quit long ago.

>>1726321
Austin, Hogan, Rock, Cena
In that order

Roman Rein Dog broken so many records at VVrestleMania 32 ...

I heard rumor they are going to change Samoan rupee hawe Roman Reign face on one side vords "Beliewe That" on the other side ... that is how many rupee he dravv sir .

A

DICK

IN

>>1726254
You having sex. Just kidding not even meme magic could help ya with that.

>>1726254
Probably take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

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Ramen championship in New Delhi

>>1726174
Doesn't hit the shower or take the weights

>>1726174
Started doing roids

Not a draw.

I'm trying to have sex with a woman

>What's your excuse?

Im 6'2 and I liek Roman Reigns

My IQ is 6.2 too

>>1726178
Hookers exist.

Decorations cost too much. Better just use one stage for everything and have a different one for Wrestlemania just to cut the costs.

I don't like it but that's the way it goes. Nowadays PPVs feel just like RAW but with less commercials and more colorful titantrons.

Vince doesn't support Halloween because hes Muslim

>>1726124
>Decorations cost too much. Better just use one stage for everything and have a different one for Wrestlemania just to cut the costs.

You don't even need to go all in on the decorations. Just have appropriate graphics, embrace the camp with something like a jobber battle royal where everyone's dressed up, maybe put some dollar store tombstones on the ramp.

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>>1725881
>I feel guilty for going to indie shows with the older guys still wrestling.
You JUST STARTED feeling guilty?

>>1725859
>forcing pasta

No thanks I'm full

I kekd

The final match is fucking amazing

I might be a SAWFT as fuck manbaby, but I personally cry six-seven times every time I watch that movie. It was heartbreaking to watch even before I got into wrestling.

He just can't let GO goddamn

Great movie.

It probably isn't as depressing as all that though. He's a tragic character, but I bet a lot of the old guys just have fun with it.

What exactly was his gimmick supposed to be?

Man he looks so scared lel

>>1725765
You're just knowing that Phil is a jew?

10/10

Just a white girl and a spic using niggers like the animals they are.

did you know sasha looks like a horse

>>1725652
So no one has any idea either?

>>1725652
Roman was suspended so they thought "meh why not?"

>>1726627
Hi Deancuck!