someone gave me this thing. what is it and what does it do

>>1728127
I think it's for your mother.

You stick it up your butt

>>1728136
not big enough.

>>1728135
wouldnt be surprised

okay really though what is it

>>1728127
You use it to practice hitting other human beings.

You pretend that it's a human being in your head, and then you hit it like it's a human being.

Some people punch it, some people kick it, some people do both.
Some people punch it while hugging it, some people kick it while hugging it.

Some people hit those with sticks.

Styles Clash it

>>1728127
It's a sunlight detector. It locates the nearest source of sunlight, and if you synch it with your phone, it gives you the fastest possible route to it.

its a punching bag, you punch it.

this one is made so you dont need to suspend it by chains from anything but it will probably fall over

>>1728127
Pole dancing

>>1731962
>but it will probably fall over
Maybe if you kick it.