>Take a shower Check >Hit the weights Check >Get a

The tattoos make him look smelly.

>>1728364
the cruiserweights can cruiser wait, brother

>>1728364
>He looks like a main eventer.
Yeah of the CWC

>>1728364
Well that's certainly the most in shape I've seen him.

>>1728364
"no more skinny fat guy"

>Take a shower
Nope

>Hit the weights
Check

>Get a Clue
Nope

He is going over man, look at him. He's ready

>>1728364

Punk confirmed returning as part of the CWC

>>1728422
Hey Mickey Mouse

>>1728364

I predict 2nd round end, HEEM.

screencap this for when I'm right

Why didn't Phil get in that shape with WWE?

>>1729318
Gal doesn't heem, he submits.

>>1729335
I'm sure he'd blame wwe somehow

>implying weight cut is being in shape
I hope none of you stick with MMA once this is over

>>1729335
>get in that shape

Guy is literally auschwitz mode in op pic

Thanks mr big sexy nash

Can someone post that big list of grievances against him? Manlet, vegan, etc

if he looked like that while in WWE he would have main evented WM

>>1731094
against tyler breeze perhaps

>>1731118
>not wanting Prince Pretty to main event WrestleMania in front of 80K screaming Wanna-Breezes

>>1728364
Have sex

>>1728364
skinny twink
no six pack
......

>>1730639
So you're saying you look worse than a starved jew, because honestly if you had any notion about the kind of results a certain type of training has on your body, you wouldn't make such stupid comments. So wipe the cream cheese stains off your face and shut up

>>1728371
HI Terry!

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>Spike tv = channel 241
>USA = channel 242

I seriously thought there was something wrong with my remote when I kept seeing CM Punk on UFC shows.

I like how the same people that give the MA fags shit about Bruce Lee being "just an actor" are really convinced their comic book hero is going to win in a real fight where the guy [spoiler] probably [/spoiler] isn't being paid to lose. This is what happens when your fans support your delusions and your mind slips into an alternate reality.

I for one can not wait to see this douchebag get hoisted by his own petard and get punched all the way into the next channel.

Kanye West thinks he's a great artist, Dane Cook thinks he's hilarious, Colin Farrell thinks "The Lobster" was a super deep movie, and CM Punk thinks he's a real combat athlete.

And I think this post is spectacular.

>>1731355
I could spot your fedora and smell your disgusting scent from the other side of the planet.
>shower
>weights
>clue