Who was the biggest draw of these vanilla midgets?
Who drew the least?
>Eddie
>Saturn
>>1733544
i think malenko takes both of those
>>1733544
Eddie was by far the biggest draw according to "Big Arms, Big Dick" Dave Meltzer".
WWE has tasked you with booking LGBT storylines in their shows. You have to come up with
>Two LGBT storylines for RAW, one for the men and one for the women's division
>Two LGBT storylines for Smackdown, one for the men and one for the women's division.
>You can call up anybody you want from NXT to either show to help your storyline.
>The storylines have to be relevant and appeal to WWE fans.
>If you push the envelope a bit and it gets attention on the company, that's good, but if people are screaming from the mountaintops (real people, not tumblr people) how horrible and offensive and homophobic WWE is, that's no good.
Do a good job and you'll get into Vince and Haitch's inner circle and you'll get to work the main event scene for one of the shows. Do a bad job and you'll be fired and have to work for TNA on the non-Hardy stuff.
make everyone bisexual
When will WWE have it's first trans wrestler?(not including horseface)
>>1733371
This is a booking thread, not a "state what's already happening" thread.
HEY PHIL
YOU DEAD YET?
>Helgafag
>Shitposted for an entire month
>Never drew a dime
>Gonna get BTFO when Punk wins
THREE HOURS
>>1733296
do you think these threads are funny?
Per Ringside Access
Of the upcoming Cruiserweight Division stars Vince McMahon is said to be High on Jack Gallagher
McMahon & other Backstage Officials feel that Gallagher is very versatile & is best suited for any role.
>we want the britbong audience
>Outrageous hipster
>Expected to be a low card 'good hand' but his charisma makes the fans want more
>Vince takes a personal shine to him
Literally Daniel Bryan 2.0.
Of course the retards here won't admit Bryan got over on smart booking and promos, and that his ring work was incidental.
>>1733276
More like Bryan 3.0, Sami is Bryan 2.0
Matches/stipulations you wish happened more often for me it's I quit matches.
Championship scramble
>>1733265
>this
>>1733287
W-welcome to the club
Let's discuss the GOAT
What are your favorite Cena moments?
the rap battle with kurt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsuDpKHzmrc
>>1733183
What happened to these fun segments? Why don't we have anything like this anymore?
1. 2013 Raw match against CM Punk
2. Surprise return in the 2008 rumble
3. Beating Brock Lesnar in a slobberknocker at Extreme rules 2012
4. 55 minute Raw match with Shawn Michaels in 2007
5. Beating Big Show in the curtain jerker at WM20 to a monstrous ovation
6. His debut match against Kurt Angle
7. His bantering promo with the hostile crowd on the Raw after WM29
8. Discussing having sex with a 300 pound girl on the Howard Stern Show
9. I Quit match with JBL in 2005
10. U.S. Open challenge match witch Cesaro 2015
So what will his entrance music be tonight at UFC 203?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8
Wu tang protect your neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
Fuck it, I know the fight hasn't even started yet.
But he already won!
Get in here bros!
Phil on suicide watch
BASED
Checking in. Mickey is bae
Has anyone considered that Botcha Banks' "injury" is a cover-up for a suspension?
>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpYYeJzqYc
>August 18 Alberto Dorito and Paige get suspended for having a cocaine fueled orgy at Paige's 24th birthday party.
>August 19 Based Eva Marie suspended with rumors of more suspensions on the way.
>August 21 Botcha Banks randomly drops the title back to Charlotte at Summerslam, allegedly so she can take time off to get surgery for back "injuries".
>September 5 Botcha Banks returns and drops a promo setting up a match with Charlotte at Clash of Champions on September 25 and claiming that her back doesn't require surgery.
>Rumors of backstage heat begin to pop up.
>If Botcha Banks was suspended August 18-19, she would be back September 18-19 in time for Clash of Champions and maybe the Raw before.
>InB4 Botcha Banks' injury is a work to cover-up her suspension for snorting coke of Paige's ass and/or Eva Marie's tits.
TL;DR Based Patron Alberto Dorito strikes again and gave Botcha Banks bean breath.
>Alberto Dorito will grant your wishes of cocaine fueled orgies with all the female WWE wrestlers too but only if you comment "Bless Me Based Patron"
>>1733107
you're fucking retarded...
If they suspended Roman Reigns, the most fucking obvious pushed superstar since Cena, and made it known to the public and kept him off tv the entire length of the suspension while also referencing it countless times during the suspension, why the hell would they make some excuse for Sasha and also let her to cut promos and show up on the air during when her suspension would be?
Smarks against Sasha are literally the cancer that's further killing this already dead board...just fucking end your pathetic life already if all you have to look forward everyday is making shopped photos to make fun of a wrestler with a slightly receding hairline who could easily get it fixed with the money she makes that you will never see in your lifetime
It is obviously not. The current mess going on backstage with the CoC women's match means they did not expect Sasha back which could not happen if they suspended her to begin with
>>1733114
SEETHING
anyone else glad the UFC is killing the WWE? Fuck Steph and Gaytch.
>UFC is killing the WWE
>UFC's biggest draws this year have been two WWE guys doing exhibition matches
MMAutists absolutely SEETHING
>>1733098
UFC's biggest draw was Conner vs Nate 2
>Get beat by someone under your weight class with no cardio
Sounds just like WWE actually
LOOK IN MY EYES
VITAMIN C
>>1733061
I MUST NOT FAIL
what time is the fight GMT?
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN
kys
>>1733047
Hi Phillip!
Get in here faggots!
Punk submitted, face down, anal pain guaranteed first round. CM Punk will be a laughing stock for ages to come.
tfw too tired to stay up for it
>>1732965
Punk set to make history in UFC. First ever pro-wrestler turned MMA fighter to win his first fight inside the octagon.
>naming your son Mickey
At least my son kisses me!
>>1732981
faggot
>>1732959
Hi Phil!
PHIL IS GOING TO KILL MICKEY GALL GET IN HERE PHILLADS
https://discord.gg/PdxgN
https://discord.gg/PdxgN
https://discord.gg/PdxgN
https://discord.gg/PdxgN
Why is Mickey doing this to himself?
I have a feeling Mickey is just going to floor Punk and put him in some submission as soon as the match starts.
I hope not cause I want Punk to win...just have a feeling it's going to end quickly...
>>1732905
>Why is Mickey doing this to himself?
doing what...