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Phil UFC stats and History made at the Octagon! 2016-09-11 17:35:31 Post No.1739324
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Phil UFC stats and History made at the Octagon!
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> - CM Punk landed 0 significant strikes in his fight against Gall last night.
> This is the first time that has happened in a UFC welterweight fight since they started keeping track of those statistics.
> He also had 0 submission attempts and 0 takedowns.
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>>1739324
Objectively
Literally
Unironically
WORST IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
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>>1739324
How is that true when fighters get knocked out or submitted in seconds as well? Like in that Rousey fight.
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It's still surreal to go onto his wikipedia page and see 'mixed martial artist' and a fight record
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What the fuck was his problem? How can he ever recover?
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He thought he could be a big guy, but he was in fact a small guy. Back to the bingo halls you go, Phil.
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Unfortunately, he's probably still gonna be back in WWE and get cheered half a decade from now or so.
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considering his age, stem cells and hormone replacement are his only hope
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the crowd is dead every time she's on screen
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Literally who?
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easy. file a restraining order that keeps her at least 20 feet from a mic at all times
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>>1739184
They turned her Heel, which was the right move
Look at this. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that wrestlers are beta pussies. Just look at how many pathetic cucks there are on social media sucking that failure Punk's dick after he literally walked out on and abandoned them.
Would the wrestlers of bygone eras have done this shit? (Not counting Foley since everyone knows how much of a brown-nosing piece of shit he is anyway).
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>>1739110
>DYoung making the gayest tweet ever
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Of course Mick Foley is there sucking his dick
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Wtf I hate alberto now
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>mfw reading the tweets pro-wrestlers are saying about Punk's loss
Kinda makes my heart warm knowing his pro-wrestling family has his back.
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>>1739094
Of course a bunch of pussies would have that bitch's back
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If you were a wrestler, would ya make fun of Punk with a backhanded tweet
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>>1739094
post some examples op or give us names
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ITT: We predict the dumb jab(s) that WWE will have at CM Punk's expense throughout this month to try to get attention out of yesterday's fight. I'll start:
>Video promo of CM Punk being beaten by Triple H, Kevin Nash, The Undertaker and of Kane eliminating Punk at the last Royal Rumble
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>Video promo of AJ being a slut and kissing everyone, including that time she kissed Daniel Bryan in front of CM Punk
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>Braun Strowman quickly going for a takedown and easy rear naked choke on RAW's jobber of the week who looks suspiciously straight edge this time around
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>>1739061
I wanna see styles being a slut post links
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>“My initial venture into this was gonna be at the lowest level. This opportunity just got presented to myself and I would have been a fool to say no. I don’t know what happens from here on out. What if I get cut? I don’t know. I think that’s a possibility. Do I want that to happen? No. But who’s to say where I go from here? I don’t know. I definitely want to keep going.”
Was Dana planning on seeing him get rekt all along?
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Dana knew he was a draw. He just got some money.
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>PPV makes millions of sales
>They have him shamelessly face another jobber again despite the fact he got BTFO'd
I don't know if I want this to happen or not
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dana is smart and knows that the only fight from punk that matters is the first one, after that he loses his drawing ability. no ones going to buy another UFC to see punk, they already saw the spectical. the mystique is over. punk having his first fight in UFC and eating shit is more valuable than punk starting at the bottom and working up to the UFC.
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ITT: We pretend Punk won 2016-09-11 16:37:12 Post No.1739019
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>>1739019
We cant.
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I can't believe punk KO'd him by running up and throwing a baby jab at his face. It certainly was a gamble but I guess this is why Punk's the best.
Look in his eyes, what do you see?
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>>1738996
a big red bruise from UFC
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>>1738996
A cuck about to pay alimony
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>>1739020
LIKE BRENDAN FRASER
AND LOUIS (Louis ACK)
I'M~ A KEK ABOUT TO PAY ALIMONY
A KEK ABOUT TO PAY ALIMONY
A KEK ABOUT TO PAY ALIMONY
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9/11 is going to be better than Wrestlemania
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>9/11 is going to be better than Wrestlemania
>>>/pol/
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>>1738974
never forgetti
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>>1738974
The only match I'm looking forward to is dean and aj. The rest of the card looks bad
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Phil wasn't informed this was a No-DQ match? 2016-09-11 16:03:15 Post No.1738879
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Phil wasn't informed this was a No-DQ match?
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The man went for the ropes but the ref wouldn't break it up. No-dq wtf?
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god that gave me second hand embarrassment when he was locking his toes into the fence
even joe was like "not sure what's going on here, you're not really allowed to do that"
then when he just struggled to try and get out from under him. so fucking amateur it really honestly made me feel bad for the guy
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Why the hell did he rush Mickey with a jab. If you're gonna rush someone like that, do like Brock and try to take their head off with a kick or something.
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>>1739010
His ebin coaching team told him that Mickey had never been put under pressure and would likely buckle if Punk rushed him.
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Do you think Paige is coming with lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6U-WhKxrHc
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>Thinking Vince cares about a shit performer leaving to a literal-who outlaw show
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hopefully
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>>1738872
Does WCPW even pull a profit? They seem to be splashing a lot of cash for an overall shitty niche product.
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You got all giddy inside seeing him come out to cult of personality again. You want him back.
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Yep. That was hype as fuck. Still mad tho at shit performance. You would think he learnt in the last 6 months how to fucking avoid a basic takedown
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>>1738852
CM Punk the character is one of the greatest of all time, but Phil Brooks the person is a piece of shit who bought into his own hype.
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>>1738890
>CM Punk the character is one of the greatest of all time
Hi, Phil.
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YOU DESERVE IT! *clapclapclapclapclap* 2016-09-11 15:49:09 Post No.1738828
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YOU DESERVE IT! *clapclapclapclapclap*
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>be a whiny, narcissistic, obnoxious sperglord with zero self-awareness and a vastly-overinflated sense of self-worth who manages to alienate everyone around him with his godawful attitude and prima donna-faggotry
>literally a mark for yourself
>spend two years of your life "training" to be a UFC fighter in what is essentially one big vanity project, just like your "writing" gig for Marvel
>get absolutely fucking embarrassed, humbled, and humiliated in front of millions of people in your first, last, and only match
>not able hold back your tears during the post-match interview as your whole worldview collapses in on itself and reality deals you the biggest bitch-slap known to man
I can't think of a more deserving person, honestly.
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>>1738828
Jesus that's depressing
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Would you take CM Punk's ass kicking for millions of dollars, /asp/?
I probably would, to be honest.
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>>1739089
Yeah, it's not like he got crippled or anything
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I'm gonna be honest, watching Punk get clobbered was pretty hard, but if this put enough of a dent in his ego and/or seeing this through let him mellow out enough for him to just calm the fuck down and start rebuilding some of those bridges, I'd really like to see him on SmackDown for a few more years before he just moves on from this life entirely and, I imagine, writes comics and has threesomes with AJ and Kofi for the rest of his life.
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Hi Phil! Better start practising your dick sucking skills for Vince
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he just better hope for his sake that he comes to his senses and starts mending wounds before vince croaks, because there's no fucking way HHH is going to look past the shit he said on that podcast when he's in charge.
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>>1738754
HHH said he'd have Punk back and he never had a problem with him, so he'd have to be some kind of lying, petty, jealous closet case for the situation you're describing to be accurate.