Fuck /asp/ I'm so bored, give me some matches to watch that'll pass the time.
CM Punk vs Mickey Gall
Sasha vs Bayley I and II
>>1737917
>wymins wrassling
How would Ryback fare in UFC heavy weight
About as well as Punk.
Just as big a pussy, but in a higher weight class.
He's probably die.
His cardio is so shit he would faint on the way to the octagon
Also he wouldn't pass USADA
>Steve Austin beat up this
She should've put some work into making her cookies better then.
How did she sell it? She probably sold it bad so steve tagged her for real.
>>1737705
you're damn he did. he beat up that pussy real good
>tfw your husband can only last 2 minutes
She should've gone with lethal
>>1737663
I say she goes for some arab billionaire or someone rich.
>>1737646
TWO MINUTES
I'LL TAP OUT IN TWO MINUTES
Why do anti-smarks aka misogynists think bringing back bra n panties matches will improve women's wrestling?
Sure the women's division isn't blowing anybody away but bra n panties matches are even worse, who's going to pay to see forehead with no tits and ass go down to her undies? Maybe back in the mid 2000s people wanted to see this, but now people can view way better looking women on the internet doing a lot more than just going down to bra n panties.
The women need to take a leaf out of the mens book, stop having womenlets take on big alpha females and hire more amazonian women. Charlotte is closest to the ideal woman for profession wrestling.
They don't think it will, they're just horny virgins that dont want their parents to see porn in their internet history and need the fix from wrestling
>>1737642
anti-smark is not a term, stop trying to force this meme, Milhouse.
>>1737689
>Bra and panties match
There is something called Non nude fetish
Why haven't they just let the Miz go off on indie shitters every week? I'd watch that.
Because the faggot can't draw and is known for being a faggot main-eventing one of the worst manias of all time
>>1737613
that has nothing to do with him being able to get booed for telling indie manlets to go back to bingo halls and VFWs to whack each other with barbed wire.
>>1737622
Everyone can say that, even better if its someone talented instead of this shitter.
The only good thing about him is Maryse
Friends already did it.
>>1737604
Pls shoop CM Phils face on Petes body and AJs in Monica's :^)
>>1737641
Do it yourself!
>>1737665
How about you literally euthanize yourself you sperg?
>This is now the RAW after Money In The Bank 2011 and you must book the return of the NWO
Try it /asp/
Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Hulk Hogan come out. They beat up CM Punk, John Cena, and Rey Misterio jr. This culminates in a 6 person tag at the next PPV for control of the WWF. NwO wins, Triple H joins them and they become a villainous authority until Survivor Series 2014 when Stinger returns to stop them. Then Stinger and Hulkster have a match at Wrestlecade 1 (WMXXXI) for the Heavyweight title that Hogan won at Armageddon 2011. Hall and Nash, who won the tag belts at No Mercy 2011, defend their belts against Cena and Punk at Wrestlecade. Stinger wins, so do Cena and Punk. The nWo disbands and leaves. The end.
>>1737612
>No Sting vs Taker in this storyline
its shit
>Hall in 2011
oh dear
CM Punk will sign with WCPW
WCPW is the perfect stage for a guy of Punk's calibre.
cap this.
>>1737560
No he won't
Punk is done with wrestling
>>1737574
Hahaha
He is coming to WWE in less than 2 years.
>>1737574
Punk's getting sued for a bajillion dollars
he ain't done with shit
No matter the outcome, Punk actualy is the winner:
>got to solve his midlife crisis
>made money
>got paid for doing jack shit for two years
>UFC also likely paid for his medical bills so his broken body got fixed for free
>rumour has it that White wants him out so he will easily get out of his multi match contract
>lost embarassingly
Tfw he was thinking about what he was going to say after he won before the fight started. Tfw it couldn't have gone worse. Even if he was knocked out in one pucnch you can call it a fluke, he didn't even look like he knew what he was doing and got zero offense
>>1737541
Punk is easy money. Even for a prelim fight.
He'll have one more fight then he'll be done.
Who was the bigger draw?
>>1737522
over their entire careers Cena
Cena has been top guy for over a decade, Austin had it for about 5.5 years
It's not even fair. Cena has been doing this almost 3 times the time Austin has. Cena.
Cena is the only top guy who would get over in any era.
Who of these two did more damage to pro wrestling in his career?
>>1737493
Hard to say, Trips ruined his share of main events but Punk also created an entire legion of smark hybrids with his worked shoot.
So I suppose Trips has done more direct damage, but Punk indirectly
HHH doing "damage" to wrestling is subjective, im indifferent towards him and didn't mind him being in the Main Event scene bc i understand you need a legit heel that gets heat and ppl hate to go against the face and he was easily the top heel from 1999-2008.
Punk on other hand has objectively fucked up wrestling with his cult smarks, being a legitimate comic book straight-edge nerd that created a sterotype that that's what wrestling fans are and getting his ass beat so bad in front of millions which now gives the masses a new sterotype that all wrestlers/wrestling fans are pussy.
So EASILY Punk
triple gay was a large part of wwe from 1999-2001 so CM Punk
Bruh, look at this dude
OH NO NO NO NO
Fuck, I miss that tag team championship design.
>>1737475
I always forget Punk was tag champs at some point.
Why are so many people positive about this guy now? He basically killed the last bit of legitimacy and respect pro wrestling had in the mainstream world. Fuck him.
What legitimacy? If haven't gotten the clue that its fake, why do you need legitimacy.
He is old and a noob, he didn't harm pro-wrestling. The outcome was obvious. He did however show heart.
>He did however show heart.
>>1737448
Oh boy, its time to samefag.
How long before she divorces that loser Phil?
I give it 6 months.
>>1737409
Probably. She's a renowned ring rat. Only went with phil for the payday and now that he's the laughing stock of the ufc, she's going back to jay lethal
It is best in interest for Bombay boy to stay avay from papers , official , etxc. Because vvhen people vill inwestigate problem that is opportunity for extardition back to Hindustan and getting stoned for his gay GLT marriage .
She will go for Josh Barnet because he is a nerd and likes wrestling and funny books and metal and shit just like AJ does, and he is a heavyweight and not a manlet like Phil