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>>1738384
GOAT at what? Not drawing dimes? Not seeking height? Having a fetish for Indian boys? Getting BTFO in front of millions of people? What?

>>1738398
Fuck off you shill. Hurr durr hasn't drawn a dime, hurr durr manlet. Hurr fucking durr I don't actually have a single solid argument to present.

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>>1738402
>Seething

>>1738335
Reminder that CM Cuck lost to a kid who literally had this as his entrance theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7VnHnX3LQ

Pipebomb

>>1738335
I don't think even Phil would say he's a great fighter.

>Neville/Graves team

What an obscure era to pick from.

>>1738319
Wouldn't you want to show off your body if it looked like Nev's?

Wrestlers pick their own gear. Neville is just a fag

>Minor League
So irrelevant then?

>>1738296
>women's """""fighting"""""

>>1738308
>women's """"""sports""""""

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>>1738244
HEY DEAN

Styles wins

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>dean after he loses tonight

Breeze deserves better.

Sheamus has a shocking W/L ratio for somebody who's as loved by the company as he is

>higher win % than super Cena
>smarks are ok with this cause he's a smark favourite

>>1738233
Cena isn't even on the graph anti-smarkuck

>YOU SEE-uhhh SETH. YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER, LIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE. AND LIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN ALONG, TO THE UFC, AND GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED FOR A QUICK PAY-DAY IN THE TWILIGHT OF YOUR CAREER-uhhhh
*looks at hard camera for an uncomfortably long time*

Brawny Stronkman's next jobber, when interviewed pre match, will explain that he has zero wrestling experience and just wants to try it.

his ear is fucked up

>>1738183
Fixing cauliflower ear early is 30 minute outpatient surgery

>>1738197
i guess, the way his wears protrude they should both have cauliflower had he been a real wrestler.

>>1738173
>BEST IN THE WOOOAH SHIT

>>1738173
>record scratch

>(I'm in charge here)

nash is too drunk and in his feelings to really care at this point.

his own son got his ass beat and arrested in a domestic dispute. he's a disgrace as a father and no one really respects his wrestling career outside of his own personal gains.

Kelly Kelly sucking big cock

Nothing of interest or merit.

>>1738130
First for jeriGOAT was right all along

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>>1738130

>Page not found

>>1738025

>why did aj ask what time I was going to be home?

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>"AJ! YO AJ! WHERE'S AJ!? AJ!"

Wat did CM Balboa mean by this?

>>1738025

>so this is how aj feels after being with a real man, huh...

>>1737976
post yfw reigns too dumb to tap, gets brain damage / put into a coma by a 170lb lanklet

>guy that can't even hit worked power moves on twinks like Breeze and who gassed out in under a minute during the Royal Rumble

Oh yeah, that'll go well.

>>1737988
Uh uh, Rwoman Rweigns is da strongest fighter in da world and invented the supaman punch. He wood beat up any UFC jobber anytimes

>obese fake fighting fag seething

>>1737935
I am 6'2 185 pounds lil guy
Also
>MMAutist on my board
Get the fuck out

>>1737929
>WE R LE SUPERIOR FIGHTING SPORT BECUZ ITZZ REAL >:((((
err WWE is not a "fighting sport" because it isn't a sport.

literally whos?

KEK

Crying Man Punk on suicde watch

KEK

>>1737912
I wonder if they could get him in LU, have him feud with Mundo there.