What's the moral of the story here, kiddos?

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>>1735501
>calling those little punches Punk threw "strikes"

I actually thought he was going to get knocked out from inside his own guard, that's how inept he was

also from the amount of punches he took and didn't defend while turtled, I suspect the ref was under specific instructions to absolutely not stop the fight

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>>1735501
>be a loser dweeb in high school
>decide to grow height and lose weight
>follow your dreams to be a pro wrestler
>become one of the most infamous names in the indie scene
>deep down you're still a loser dweeb
>the constant praise for internet smarks builds up your confidence
>start buying into your own hype
>after a long journey finally make it to the big leagues
>become champion
>praised and loved by everyone
>you're still the same loser dweeb on the inside
>the money and fame fucks with your head
>don't even have anything to live for once you accomplished your dream
>still have to take a back seat to guys like Cena and Triple H
>become disillusioned
>blame backstage politics for keeping you from achieving even a higher greatness
>feel completely helpless because wrestling is fake and no matter how good you are, your fate will always be in the hands of guys like Triple H
>decide MMA is a level playing field where you can put in hard work and no one can ever hold you down
>spend two years transitioning
>tap the fuck out in two minutes
>couldn't even get in any offense at all
>seriously contemplate suicide

>>1735501
that delts + no traps > traps + no delts? mirin punk's pecs, though.

>>1735501
I think the moral is you shouldn't jump this high when you barely know what you're doing. Punk fighting this guy on UFC was like Mass Transit wrestling New Jack on ECW.

He needs to work on his takedown defense

>6 strikes
I really doubt that

>>1735501
this is a JUST edit right?

>>1735857
he tapped him a few times in the head when mickey mounted him

I didn't get to watch it.

How was the fight?

>>1736014
it wasn't really a fight

>>1736014
There's already a webm floating around of the whole thing condensed to 33 seconds. You really only need to see about the first 5.

2:45
Gall was on top of him the entire time.

Also can we all agree that Gall gets props for even bothering to take this seriously? He didn't fuck around, he got on Punk and stayed on his ass.

>>1736014
>fight

yeah, nah

it was just a beating

>>1736125
you still have to treat it like a fight. Even someone that doesn't know anything can knock you out if you let your guard down and get caught.

Is Gall mixed or very tanned?

Is CM PUNK going to try again?
Or go back to wrestling?
Maybe with TNA?

>>1735501
Why even put him on the main card without any fights? Did they think it would get more buys?

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>TNA

>>1736196
he said he'd fight again but i really doubt they'll put him back on the main card, probably not on ufc at all. he's shit and old and the novelty's done.

>>1735501
And Punk actually thought he deserved to main event WrestleMania in front of 80,000 people.

Fucking pussy got what he had coming to him.

Vince should fork out the big bucks for Mickey to headline 33. He's fucking cute as hell too - definitely husbando tier and is pay out of the nose to see him in a three way with Ziggler and Gable.

>>1736234
Meltz confirmed Mickey is gonna be on RAW Monday

>>1735633
I suspect the same thing. They didn't want to hear Punk bitch so the ref wasn't going to stop it unless Punk absolutely was knocked the fuck out.

>>1736014
it was watching that really nerdy kid who thinks hes tougher than he is and decides to talk shit one day get the absolute shit knocked out of him by the football captian in highschool

>>1735501
J U S T

>>1736258
>that fast
Doubt it.

Also I bet they will say something CM PUNK related tomorrow at the PPV

>>1736209
Back to Bellator

>>1736014
>fight

It was a straight raping

>>1736277
MELTZ CONFIRMED IT BITCH TITS

The moral of the story is never respect people with tattoos.

>2 minutes

The state of Phil

>>1736373
Not even Sharky?

>>1736386
At least he lasted longer fighting than he does in bed with AJ

>>1735779
>seriously contemplate suicide
>worth millions
>has a wife

Nah he will be just fine.

>>1736429
You spelled had wrong

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>>1736209
Should've took the fight with Jason David Frank.

>>1736450
Has he even fought recently?

LOOK AT MY EAR!
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MY ONLY FIGHT IN UFC
ALL OF MY ANGER
MY BROKEN DREAMS
8 SECONDS AND LOST TO MICKEY
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I'M NO MIKE TYSON
NO ALI
I'M THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY

SHITTY FIGHT
FILLED WITH PRIDE
I REACHED MY PEAK
AT AGE 35
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME
AJ LEFT FOR MICKEY

IGNORED THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE
TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN UFC
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I SPAMMED THE BOARD
OF /asp/
I TOLD YOU I WOULD WIN YOULL SEE
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
NO SETH ROLLINS OR DEANITTY
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
b

>>1736456
Not sure, but he offered to fight Punk. Punk acted almost offended by it; he didn't want to do a gimmick fight.

Wonder how he feels about it now.

>>1736450
u wot m8 u cant beat a power ranger

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>>1736429
Kurt Cobain had money and a wife, too.

>>1737233
And a daughter.

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>>1735501
Don't be a vegan, it makes your body and mind weak.

You can also see this in Bryan, who is made of glass and says "like" every other word.

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>>1736470
i thought they were friends

>>1735779
>decide to grow heigh

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>>1735501
That being a natty vegan is suicide.

>>1737320
Why do Vegans all look so anemic and have lifeless eyes?

>>1737330
Because unlike your mother they don't get a daily portion of meat.

>>1737330
unhealthy diet

Why didn't he kick out? He would have been fine if he kicked out.

>>1737404

he wasn't being pinned, you goof.