I gotta post it on reddit and wrestlingforum, and get some upvotes and likes. Quick, Quick, quick!!
>>1738717
>>1738717
Here you go op.
Walked out on WWE because a part time celeb took his spot at Mania 30.
Entered UFC 203 as a part time/amateur Celeb and took someone elses spot on the card.
>>1738683
Yeah, but in his mind he was a serious MMA fighter. It's pure delusion rather than hypocrisy.
>>1738686
Good point I guess he did believe his own delusion.
But at least The Rock/Lesnar/Bautists had wrestling exp when they came back he entered the Octagon with no Exp.
I feel bad for M.Gall it stalled his career waiting to fight this idiot, he could of had 2-3 proper/taxing fights in that time.
>>1738683
>Batista signed a two year contract
>showed up to every show
>"""""""part timer""""""""
Gain height pls
"I will go somewhere else, and I will get more fucking over, because I know I can. You have shackled me."
In your opinion, has CM Punk been vindicated?
>one (1) professional fight
>cauliflower ear the rest of his life
JUST Phil my shit up
He burned all bridges with wrestling, lost his best friend, got washed in a 2 minute squash match and probably wont fight again in the UFC for a very long time if ever.
No?
>>1738678
No. He's done in UFC. That fight was his chance to establish himself as someone to take seriously in the field and he blew it spectacularly. He's a laughing stock and the only vindication he has given is to those who always maintained that he has an ego that makes him believe he is better than he actually is. His only chance left now is NJPW. And that's if he hasn't unlearned most of his wrestling abilities in these two years of UFC training.
Outside of that, he's fucked. What else does he have to fall back on aside from grovelling to Vince?
I was constantly smiling while watching Phil get his ass kicked, I even let out a little giggle
Honestly can't remember the last time I felt this happy or even laughed.
>>1738659
AJ, you are one cold hearted bitch.
>>1738664
>>1738659
How do you type without scratching up your keyboard, on account of all your edge?
Vindicated over what? They didn't fire Punk; they didn't hold Punk back. He got loads of shots and was at the top for ages. I am sure they are both just standing back thinking to themselves "Why did this guy fucking play himself so badly, when nobody was out to get him?"
>>1738650
This. Haitch doesn't hate Punk. He pities him and finds him bemusing.
>>1738650
Yep. Punk punked himself. He could still be earning a very comfortable living in WWE today had he not thrown a shit fit.
He lost to Mysterio over six thousand times; Never drew a dime.
he beat Chavo Guerrero over six thousand times, never drew a dime
>>1738644
those masks sales disagree
But did they draw a peso?
Taking it back a level, fuck off MMAnlets.
I'll start.
You first
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>BTFO by Mickey Gall in 2 minutes
>Cried in his post-fight press conference
>Even his boyfriend Colt Cabana thinks he's a douche now
>>1738618
>>1738618
I didn't know he was a liberal too. Makes perfect sense though
>>1738696
He described women in UFC as "the coolest fucking thing in the world". He's 100% sjw libtard
I have to be honest and say I do not derive any joy from having seen this.
The way CM Punk conducted himself insofar as his overinflated sense of self and abilities and then subsequently leaving the WWE and proceeding to hurl invective and vitriol to all and sundry was classless. However, seeing him beaten to a pulp was confronting because he was absolutely outclassed in every conceivable way and was never going to put up a credible fight. You can respect one's determination to try something new but you also have to know your limits and this was a bridge way, way, too far. Ordinarily I would derive a sense of schadenfreude but I would feel pretty callous for it.
Very conflicting situation as I never enjoy seeing anybody get their ass beaten unless they were a criminal or some kind of lowlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQmAqJBv6g
2:30 onwards
Tell me ya ain't cringing
After the event ended, Joe Rogan discussed Punk's loss and issued some advice.
> "I admire CM Punk for taking the chance, I really do," Rogan said. "But, it was delusional. That's my feeling, it was my feeling watching him hit the bag, when I was watching him punch things. It's not like he can't ever learn, Visit Wrestling Inc. but there's a journey as a martial artist. There's a path that each martial artist is on and different people are on different paths. There's a reason why brown belts don't compete with white belts in jiu-jitsu tournaments. It's not fair, and what we saw tonight was not fair. Mickey Gall's way better, he's really good.
> "This is what happens when you take a guy who's an elite young kid [Gall] and you have him fight a celebrity who wants to challenge himself, it's not the way to do it... If I had to give CM Punk advice, I'd say, fight as an amateur, fight people at your level. I mean, he wants to do this, he wants to continue, God bless him, he's a fun guy, I like him. But this is not the way to do it."
>>1738592
Wow Joe Rogan is a total piece of shit. Can't believe he would bury Punk like that.
Oh how many fights has Rogan won btw?
What exactly were there mission?
Fat new day
>>1738582
>Fat new day
M.O.M were actually entertaining
>>1738570
To black the divas
Why the fuck dont WWEfags leave?I want my peaceful board back.I dont care about that ''Carter'' guy that everyone puts the blame on.I JUST WANT MY BOARD BACK
Now can you all WWEfags go back to /sp/,/tv/ or ATLEAST make a general that contains all your cancerous shitposts into one thread so we can all live in peace?
pic related
>>1738534
Based big dick mick firming /wwe/'s place
>>1738534
Fuck off Cuckter you fat beaner
Pic related
Pic very related
>>1738482
Lashley
Jericho. He did take down Goldberg in a shoot fight.
With proper training probably Ziggler, thats about it
Maybe Swagger or Jericho
Anyone else love how hard /asp/ got worked?
You were all against Punk beforehand, but after he's lost and everyone's been insulting pro wrestling, you're all on here defending him and being marks.
>>1738458
>you're all on here defending him and being marks.
What?
I've continued shitting on him
>He thinks only the MMAutists are mocking Punk while all of the wrestling fans are defending him
You underestimate the autism of this board
Was Rey the pioneer for manlets getting World Title pushes?
no
HBK was surely?
>this song triggers the phil cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkYZKqmxaro
BASED FUCKING GALL
Look in his eyes, /asp/.
What do you see?
>paying attention to anything in that image besides K8lyn's rig
the gay community
>>1738413
A TAPOUT TO THE RNC