T minus 18 hours

Kek reigns panders so much to kids you can even recolor his attire like in a childrens book kekek.

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>>2059622
Not happening

>Based Redneck Owens losing to a tropical nigger

XD

>>2059623
>>2059626
>less than 5 fucking replies
>already samefagging

End youre life

>>2059622
time for ratings to be saved!

>>2059632
this board has 10 people what da ya expect

>>2059622

OP knows that it's time for the rebuild of romangelion

>>2059622
BELEE DAT
E
L
E
E

D
A
T

BASED BIG DOG FINNA BURY THAT BIG BELLY NECKBEARD MANLET I CANT WAIT

>>2059773
Based Deanbean
GOAT poster

>>2059778
This, deanboss only posts the most intelligent posts. Hes a legend of /asp/ and will go down as the greatest tripfag of all time.

Friendly reminder the betting websites how have Roman as favourite.

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>>2059773
>>2059778
>>2059782
He only makes the most thought-provoking posts.

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>Reigns wins
>Turns heel
>Throws away the US title for heat
>Balor returns for Rumble and wins

>>2059799
>>Balor returns

0/10

The only way this will work is if he turns heel. I am so sick of face roman. Boring as fuck.

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>>2059815
nevr 4get

>>2059797
Where are you on the autism spectrum?

>>2059833
>posting the same pic for the millionth time
Tiphammer pls, get some new jokes

>>2059838
Do you have anything new to add Tiphatter?

Or are you just gonna keep spamming the same pics every day?

>>2059829
I try to forget everything about Baloring and Roman

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>2059838
roman so stronk indeed.

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I love the Big Dog.

Actually, on second thoughts, let Baloring return.
>main event scene for raw would be Roman and Balor

Literally JUST: the show. Contain all the garbage on the shitty little red brand.

>>2059845
Holy kek

>>2059860
>Makes 20 threads a day
>I DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM THAT MUCH

>>2059833
>>2059838
Hello Triphammer. I was send a link to review your posting on this website. I am concerned you have autism. I highly suggest seeking a medical opinion.

RECORD

LOW

RATINGS

>>2059876
KEK

>>2059622
"No."

>>2059876
hahahah suck it cuckter

>>2059897
Jewbacca says...
KNOW YOUR ROLE
AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH PINHEAD
>>2059876
THIS

>>2059876
Thanks based anon, but we already knew. He's like the retard in class you have to tolerate.

>>2059910
>>2059907
>>2059909
>>2059901
>desperate samefagging

>>2059876
HAHAH tripfag blown the fuck out by anmom

>IP count not going up
Hmmm...

>2059912
There is only one samefagger here and its the samefag making all of the Roman threads.

>>2059876
kek'd

>>2059915
>I-it's not me tho!

lol kys

>>2059876
Triphammer/Bryanfag destroyed kek

>FStalker confirmed for Jewbacca

Hahaha triphammer trying to do damage control by turning his trip off.

Thanks webmdanon but we knew he was autistic

>>2059909
>fake jewcucka
kek 18+ kiddo

>>2059876
Hahaha. This made my day. Cutker BTFO

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>>2059876

>>2059912
>seething at someone else shitposting and samefagging

HOW IRONIC

>>2059929
Enjoy it while it lasts, you'll need to pay rent once your mum kicks you out the basement.

>Roman threads always get the most replies

Is he
dare I say
a draw?

>>2059876
Thanks for the second opinion and confirmation of autism.

>>2059938
>One autist samefagging for 75% of the thread
>"""replies"""

>>2059937
KEK

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>>2059937

>>2059793
BASED

>>2059954
Jewbacca my nigga

>>2059956
Did we just absolutely destroy finna Cuckhammer?

>big match deanmark is getting on triphammer now

Is it, dare I say, over for him?
Deanboss my boi, toss me a (You)

>>2059958
That lil manlet dwarf is on suicide watch

>Deanboss and Jewbacca return and bury Triphammer
It's just like when the WWE legends buried the Ascension

>>2059963
This

>>2059962
Y'know what Deanchad, I think we should return and stay fulltime to continue BTFOing Triphammer

He needs to learn how to seek sunlight for once in his dweeb life kek

>>2059968
BASED

>>2059968
Absolutely, Dweebhammer needs to be buried like how i buried his mommy in hot goo last night. #rekt. He finna bout to end up like BLWG tbch.

>>2059973
BTFO

>>2059973
The thinking mans fetish, just when I thought Deangod couldnt get any more based.

>>2059974
Based Deangod, we are the finna tag team champions of this site

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>>2059973

>>2059976
This honestly

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>>2059973
>>2059978
TRIPGOD DESTROYING DEANKEK

>>2059978
Everyone knows Deanmessiahs "Keenan" trip got hacked ya bumbling fumbling mumbling stumbling doofus

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>>2059973
>>2059978
>>2059980
Based Deangod, Triphammer on damage control and not using his trip to make it look like someone is on his side

>>2059973
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
GODHAMMER PUTTING DEANKEK AND KEKBAKA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2059974
>>2059977
BTFO

>>2059973
BASED

>>2059973
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DEANGOD WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

>yfw the young talent christhammer just put peenmark and poobacca in the hospital with savage banter

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>>2059991
me doing the bronco buster to you

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>>2059876

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>>2059982

Deanboss is such a savage with a nice beard

>>2059901
>>2059907
>>2059909
>>2059910
>>2059913
>>2059915
>>2059921
>>2059928
>>2059939
>>2060000
Deanpenis seething as he samefags to try and challenge godhammer's dominance
How to tripmessiah do it?

>>2060004
Nice try, triphammer

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>>2060005

>>2060005
>deancuck running out of trips

This is the mcmahon-triphammer regime now, ya lil dweeb
deandweeb and SEETHEbacca have no power

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>DeanBOSS and GODbacca nearly saved the board
>in the end, just like Reigns, Triphammer went over
FUCK THIS BOARD

>>2060014
>says this
>posts a picture of Deanchad and jewbacca's adopted son, flairfag

Deancuck unwittingly blowing himself out

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Do you fucks ever get tired of doing the exact same thing, over and over again, expecting shit to change?

Manlethammer is a neckbeard loser he finna told me himself the other day quite frankly

>>2060025
No you were just talking to the mirror kek

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>triphammer went over Deanchad
>triphammer went over Jewbacca
We need Triphammer's shadow, his old foe to return...

WE NEED BRYANFAG

>>2060026
>SEETHING

>>2060027
This

Bryanfag could stop this

Top /asp/ heels power rankings

1. Deanboss
2. Jewbacca
3. Bryanfag
4. Bretmark

9000000001. Tiphatter

>>2060033
Bryanboy couldn't stop his excessive weight gain kek

>>2060033
>>2060027
bryanfag is triphammer you idiot

He BTFO his Bryanfag persona to get his tripcode over

>>2060038
NO WHAT THE FUCK NO

>>2060038
UNSTOPPABLE

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>>2060038

Deanlegend is the only poster here on WWE roster so shut it nerds

>>2060045
The only roster you're in is for your special ed class

>>2060048
Im not Deanchrist but he told me hes getting a huge push mid-January

Alright alright cuckhammer you win alright? Just leave us alone!

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>>2060038
No...

He's already burying Bryanfag before he had the chance to save us...

There is only one group who can stop cuckhammer...

WE NEED A LETHAL DOSE OF POISON

WE NEED...

SKYPE CLUB

>>2060038
MERCILESS

>>2060058
Bryanfag hasn't posted here in three months ya manlet nerd

Deanchad and Jewbacca are the pioneers of /asp/. Show some respect Tripneet ya fat useless vertically challenged doofus.

>>2060059
You haven't had sex in the 3 decades you've lived

>>2060062
They're the horizontally challenged pioneers of Autism Speaks

>>2060063
TRIPHAMMER NOW BURYING RANDOM JOBBERS

>>2060063
Ya banter is like ya height. Disappointing.

>>2060068
Random jobbers including Deancuck and Jewbarebacka

>>2060069
KEK

>>2060069
You can barely reach the computer in order to read my posts because you're 5 foot 3

mods pls

>>2060070
>>2060075
GODLIKE

BASED TRIPGOD

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>>2060075
>>2060070
holy shit

>>2060075
Sorry Tripneet ya cant talk to Deanboss directly, all comments must go through me first.

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>Jewcucka makes his epic return to /asp/ after a 6 month absence
>gets jobbed out to Triphammer in his first thread
Why can't WWE write storylines like this?

I can think off the top of my head dozens of memorable moments and memes Deangod has created but what about ya Tripdwarf? What have ya done? (SPOILER) nuffin /[Spoiler]

Seriously who the fuck can stop triphammer

He's reached 2002-03 Haitch status of untouchable

>>2060090
uhh...

The tripcode in that picture is different...

>>2060088
>>2060090
BTFO
HOLY SHIT HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>2060088
>>2060090
Also blowing you and your husband Jewcucka out to the point of no return

>>2060090
Literally fucking what? Kek get outta here kiddo

Cum back when ya reach Deangod levels and have ran out countless trips and created memes that will last for centuries #JustNotReady #GainHeight #GetAClue

>>2060092
The trip is #D/~C2d45 but it's banned KEK

>>2059622
>until no dimes are drawn

>>2060088
Name 2

>>2060099
>that was my old meme one before I moved into Bryanfags head (free of rent btw) and he was autistic enough to crack it
Bryanfag hasn't posted here in 3 months ya manlet nerd

You haven't seen the last of him, when he returns from his spiritual journey he'll destroy you

>>2060095
If Godhammer wanted to reach deangod levels he'd have to crawl along on his (toned washboard) belly
Ironically, deangod would be taller if he lay on his belly 24/7

>>2060107
>bryanfag
>fstalker
Nah i'm talking about the REAL GOAT

Fstalker, cuckter and more were just pretenders to the throne after Bryanfag left when Roman got suspended

YOU JUST WAIT TRIPHAMMER

THE REAL GOAT WILL RETURN

Y'know what Cuckhammer?
Me and Deangod challenge you to a handicap match tonight at Roadblock!

>>2059622
This thread has literally given me terminal cancer. No wonder this is the worst board.

>>2060109
this, Bryanfag left because he thought the anti-smarks would die out after roman got suspended and dean got the belt but triphammer restored the anti-smarks to power and fake bryanfags tried to take the place of the true GOAT but just got BTFO

Bryanfag will come back when the smarks need him most

>>2060111
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>2060111
The only amusing thing you ever did was expose BLWG and that actually all the Kurt Angle trip, you just latched onto it.
Literally no one uses your forced attempts at memes except you and you didnt even create them to begin with.

Again, tell me what you have done

>>2060110
Nah you're worth nothing to me and you're no longer worth anything to deanshit or this board

>>2060123
>he forgot to take his trip off
Fucking hell Deancuck you're getting buried already but at least go down with a fight

>>2060119
Ya are
[ ] not >SEETHING
[x] >SEETHING

>>2060123
Uhh you just posted with your trip on

Might as well start calling you Midcarter because that's just where you got sent to by Godhammer

>>2060122
If you want to stay over you should stop replying to him and feeding his autism

>>2060131
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOWCARTER ETERNALLY BTFO

someone please go to /wooo/ and get the real bryanfag to return

we need him now more than ever..

>>2060133
See >>2060127

God ya nerds get sooo fucking worked by Big Dick Deanchad its ridiculous ahaha

>>2060111
Deancuck has:
>never ran outside his house
>never destroyed his virginity
>exposed himself to his best friend jewbacca
>ran to the living room when his mother made him TV dinner
>constantly makes his parents SEETHE in disappointment
>created five pissjugs
>doesn't care about being a functional member of society
>works on finger-paintings which sell on ebay for less than one dime
>just the mere mention of his name causes his parents to avoid social events
>is 6'4" horizontally
>had his name featured on the local news when he shot up a school

>>2060141
>24 nov
that ain't Bryanfag ya nerd, that's fstalker. the real GOAT left in July when the anti-smarks were dying

>>2060148
Thats just not true

So thanks to him going over Dean Mark, Jewbacca, and Bryanfag all in one night, does that make Triphammer "the guy" now?

>>2060153
>Triphammer
Literally fucking who?

>>2060153
Triphammer is the guy but Bryanfag will come back and put him over at wrestlemania when he returns

Dean Mark = Roman Reigns
The guy whos actually over, is tall handsome and hated by jealous smarks. Is a HUGE draw.

Jewbacca = Seth Rollins
Strong power level, when combined with DM are unstoppable

Triphammer = Kevin Owens
Overweight manlet neckbeard whos loved by redditors. Thinks hes a good heel but smarks just like him cuz they look like him. Will never draw a dime.

>>2060153
Nah, Bretmark is still 'the guy' and thus the final boss of /asp/, but Triphammer seems to be his little protege atm.I sense a long and drawn-out mentor vs student angle culminating with a match at WM and beyond.
Now i am off to kill myself for just writing out the most autistic post i have ever posted.

>>2060175
Bretcuck got ran out by deanking months ago though.....

>>2060173
Just stop posting, you have been BTFO even harder than usual today.

>>2060173
>Triphammer is the world champion
>Midcarter is the midcarder champion (sorry to blow out based big dog kek)
>Jewbacca is a goldless Jannetty
seems about right

>>2060179
Im not deanchad but flattered ya would think dat

>>2060177
LOL please, we all watched it, he killed you off literally every single time he bothered replying to you. It was a straight up massacre.

>>2060180
Huh?

>>2060182
Wat u mean?

>all this effort talking to himself hoping lurkers think him and his imaginary friends exist
>still butthurt after being destroyed by BeckyLynchWaifuGuy

guys that Triphammer has eternally btfo
>Deanmark
>Jewbacca
>fstalker
>fedoraman (by stealing his gimmick and actually getting over)

people that triphammer hasn't btfo
>based beckylynchwaifuguy
>the real bryanfag
>bretcuck
>charlotte friend

>>2060184
Did you know that BLWG plays Runescape and ROBLOX

>>2060186
Add BLWG to the list

ITT Deancuck tries to kill off his tainted dean character and hopes his triphammer trip catches on

I've never seen Tripneet this BTFO before. Good job Jewbacca and Deanprince, ya did good guys.

>>2060190
BLWG DESTROYED BY THE KING OF KINGS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

THE GAME

TRIPHAMMER

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>

>>2060194
Thanks buddy, i will give ya some NXT tickets once i hit main roster for being such a nice fellow

>>2060201
Deanman, we need to humiliate shitslammer later tonight

>>2060201
>>2060204
get the fuck out of here you has-beens

literally the Road Dog and Billy Gun of /asp/, never relevant in your prime and even less relevant now

>>2060204
Tis just the beginning, that lil dwarf doesnt finna know whats cumming for him belee dat

This entire thread is Triphammer roleplaying with himself

>>2060207
t. Vertically challenged dwarf

>>2060210
>Deancuck trying to save face by falseflagging
It's over just like me with your former fans

>>2060213
>being this delusional
Carter is not a person but a thought that ya cannot kill. We are all carter. Bow down to deangod like a good boy ya lil bumbling fumbling doofus

>>2060213
He never had fans, it was just him taking his trips off

>>2060218
Ya mommy is a big fan of me lil guy (;

>>2060213
No I know it's you because you fo the same autistic shit in the discord you NEET

>>2060221
>in the discord

>>2060221
>using discord
benoit urself senpai

>>2060221
>the discord
share

>>2060230
Heres a tip, take a shower then maybe ya will finally have sex.

Can the mods here ban this tripfags especially this guy named triphammer faggot has no job no life and spouts his verbal diarrhea in every thread since friday night.

Its clear this guy is mentally ill.

>>2060236
This

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>>2060186

>>2060236
>>2060237
have some of the sex

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Daily reminder that Triphammer only fears one man.

My favourite dean mark moment would have to be when he won the Wrestlemania 32 rolling sticky

>>2060236
this could apply to all of the tripfaggots on here desu

>>2060242
it can't be

>>2060247
my favorite triphammer moment is when he won the summerslam 2016 sticky

Who will win the royal rumble 2017 sticky?

>>2060247
What about when he got the 1000000 get

>>2060255
Yeah that was fucking based, cant belive he did it

>Dean Mark: 1million get and WM 32 sticky
>Triphammer: 2million get and Summrslam 2016 sticky

Was it poetry?

>>2060258
Wrestlemania > Summerslam

>>2060260
and 2 million > 1 million

>>2060262
Nah 1 million is special. Any millions after that are irrelevant like ya life.

>>2060263
Your mother also told me you were special

>>2060268
Huh?

>>2060270
What I mean?

>>2060180
Even tripfag knows based KO is better than roman

The triphammer you cant have sex with such small penis, so maybe you can request to talk to girl you without looking down a girl try to gain height

>>2059622
If he wins he's just a transitional champ again since everyone and their mom knows that Balor will be coming back.

The last thing he needs is another forgettable short title reign.

>>2060332
The demon potato is going to the cruiserweight division

This place is so fucking shit

I love it

>>2060332
I doubt my mum knows who Reigns or Balor is

>>2060340
This honestly might be the worst board on 4chan

>>2060346
wouldn't have it any other way 2bh

>>2060346
We have to make /wwe/ great again

Deanlad keeps this board together

>>2060351
It starts with you tripfags leaving

>>2060354
and it ends with me returning and going over Deanspic

>>2059622
Even Vince can't be that stupid. He already devalued the US title, let's not ruin the universal belt even further. That thing needs some prestige, and it won't come from Reigns.

I wish they let KO be the obnoxious loudmouth heel that wins clean a lot while doing it. Just brag the belt to greatness.

>>2059622
Jericho interference
KO retains :^)

>>2060357
Deanboss living in ya mind RENT FREE

>>2060378
Obviously

>>2060362
>He already devalued the US title
>let's not ruin the universal belt even further
Hi Kevin!

T minus 7 hours
It's happening

>>2059973
BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

FedoRamen must be in tears now

he made 12 threads anticipating the victory of the colossal flop and flopped as well

AND THE WAIT CONTINUES

>>2065004
Maybe ths time he actually did kill himself

>>2059622
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA