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Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history 2016-12-18 12:44:26 Post No. 2059705
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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felipe BTFO
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>>2059705
Hey Phil!
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>>2059705
add a few more
>Got killed by /ourguy/ Mickey "Meme Killer" Gall in his only UFC fight
>Also got cauliflower ear
>Even Dana White doesn't want him back for a second fight
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claims to be born and raised in chicago actually lived in lockport ,a jewish yuppie suburb by chicago/
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>>2059705
Manlet? He seems about as tall as me and I'm 6'1
[spoiler]I somewhat train with him[/spoiler]
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>>2065293
I train at Roufusport too and you know he's 5'11 man. King of manlets.
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>>2065293
Oh and if you roll with him you know as well that he's total ass and doesn't even deserve his 2 stripes. Couldn't choke a dime.
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>/asp/ still permanently ass destroyed over CM Punk
You are all permanently and irreversibly worked by the GOAT
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>December
>still going at it
It's true what they say. Haters are more obsessive than fans.
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>>2065539
We're coming up on 3 years now since Punk told WWE to go fuck themselves and the Stamford Wives are still SE E T H I N G
He is truly the GOAT of all times forever.
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>>2059705
lol anyone who actually likes this guy is either a manlet or some scrawny lib fucktard douchebag like him. Never saw any appeal in him since day 1 he's like a pussified version of jeff hardy
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GOAT
Reignzzz will never hold the wwe title for 400+ days
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>>2059705
punk and colt cabana aren't friends anymore because of the lawsuit
punk's new best friend is the tranny from Against Me!
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>unfriended Hornswoggle just for asking for his phone number
>got butthurt about Colt Cabana hanging out with WWE guys
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Who the fuck still watches The Walking Dead?
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>>2059705
hes actually erased all memory of him being a talented wrassler with a cool set of moves and good stick work.
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