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why is gollum suddenly over?

based TBK and steroid hobbit tagteam incoming

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>ib4 mememan

>undercarder returns
>still can't beat raw

Kek

>>2067859

>Cena, the only real draw, not showing up for months
>Undercarder shows up for one awful promo

Can't make this up

Can you imagine the huge ratings it would get with rams time slot? And how low rams would be on Tuesday?

At least they aren't pennies I guess

Second for fuck new day

>>2067577
Based Jack Swagger likes that dark meat

I miss having new cool title designs. All the ones now just look like toys. None of them look prestigious.

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GOAT (belt)

Thats not Aj styles

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#allwedoiswin

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We did it again lads

first for /smack/

What diva has the best beef game?

>>2067210
Charles

I'd like to play with Maryse if you know what I mean

When will they feud with Rusev and Lana?

Go to bed Mick. Enjoy your Christmas and stop shitposting

>>2066883
When Sasha vs Bayley

>>2066883
That cannot be his real hair

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Tom is a based chad

>>2066819
He's cool but the tatty forth wheel for the Smackdown team. It should literally just be Phillips and Graves on Raw, Cole and Mauro on Smackdown, there's no rule that there has to be a colour commentator.

>>2066865
This. Philips and Graves is OTP.

What is even there to hope for tonight? New Day changing thei shittick? Neville?
I sure as hell ain't looking forward for Charlotte vs Sasha 8000.

I just want Emma to be okay;_;
Don't feed my thiefu to Sasha pls Vince

Roman Reigns winning the title

Roman Reigns winning the title

Jericho wining the title

Jasethy

He looks like a mini roman reigns

>>2066728
a sexy, sexy mini roman reigns

>>2066728
>>2066732
He's a whiter, smaller, jesus-looking version of the Gigantic Canine

Women don't draw ya silly pinhead

>>2066658
Neither draw a penny

Spear yourself my man

That he was best wrestler during 2011-2013.
Its sad that we cant see aj styles vs punk for the bragging rights of who is better

>>2066589
I don't know, but he must not have been referring to his MMA capabilities.

Copy Jericho like the fucking unoriginal loser he is

kys marky

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Bryan and Vinny

>The Tag-Team Championship match I guess can be identified as MOTN material because Cesaro is essentially carrying Sheamus and all 3 members of The New Day not even to just a good match but Cesaro essentially carrying Heaven and Earth while turning water to wine to get Vince’s attention as he is too busy jacking off to ripped Samoans.

>Vince in his old age has completely forgotten the actual rules behind Beat the Clock challenges but I guess if you really wanna play that card the only real reward at the end of the match was confidence vs Bragging rights as Sami basically got the Participation Ribbon equivalent of a “You tried” star

>Jericho and Rollins continue their trend of having great matches with each other but they feel meaningless in hindsight because there is nothing on the line. I mean I fully expect come Raw that Rollins will have earned yet another Universal Championship Match opportunity and if Jericho isn’t in the Rumble he is sure as fuck working a program with Roman to fill more time.

>You wanna know why the crowd popped for when Neville turned heel? Its not because the crowd gives a shit about Neville its because no one ever saw it coming. You wanna know what you call this? A swerve. WWE writing is so bad fans have been brainwashed to enjoy stupid shit like this because its uncommon and the more uncommon something is the more they wanna watch it. I give it a month when they start giving Neville mic time and match time these faggot smarks will go back to booing these poor cruiserweights for not drawing dimes.

>Bryan and Vinny both sound like cucks feeling emotionally triggered that a mild blackout at their house cost them the 1st 8 minutes of the Ironwoman contest. Bryan thinks what would have made the match better is if it was just a 33 minute grudge match instead of an ironwoman contest...Bryan no. Also according to Bryan the new women’s programs are Emma/Sasha and Charlotte/Bayley

>>2066539
Thanks, been looking for this

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He wins the title tonight and pops a +30% ratings boost again. Only guy to do that since The Rock's return. Will be the only guy to do that twice in history.

>>2066541
Who?

>>2066534
>Its an insecure FedoRoman thread.