Is it accurate to call Mark "The Undertaker" Calaway

>Mark
HAHAHAHAHA HES A FUCKING MARK GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

I don't know but it is accurate to call him one of only two men to main event the only Wrestlemania in history not to sell out

>>2188843
How was that determined?
When was the pure striking competition?

His name is Mark "The Undercarder" Dimesaway otherwise known as Taketty

He is the best pure stinker, because his matches stink

>>2188853
let it go carter. No one ever bought this copypasta

all he does is flop his arms around like spaghetti noodles

>>2188843
>Le best pure strike meam

Has this fucker even ever been in a fight

The striker downer of ticket sales yeah

this whole striker thing reeks of Undertaker wanting to be regarded as a tough guy.
he never did an actual shoot fight just played fucking pretend.
fuck undertaker

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>>2188875
Just like how no one ever bought a PPV with Undercarder in the main event

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>>2188843
The real best pure striker in the history of the WWE.

>>2188999
kek

>>2188999
Come on now give the guy some credit, he did big numbers when he was facing Steve Austin at his peak and got a million buys with Floyd Mayweather on the card with him. That's really impressive

>>2189007
It's a bummer that Steve Blackman pussed out.

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>>2189070
he got injured or else he would've laid waste to everyone including butterbean

>>2189149
(((Injured)))

>>2189063
>Steve Austin and Floyd Mayweather
Do you see a pattern there
They could've faced someone else and still gotten big numbers and buys

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>>2189182
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?

>>2188843
No that's Shinsuke Nakamura

>>2188979

The lockeroom seems pretty terrified of him. Or at least they were when he wasn't geriatric. He was pretty much the only guy that could keep prime cunt era HBK in line and that includes Vince.

>>2188843
>does Gracie BJJ once
>Acts like he's fucking Fedor

>>2188853
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK his best match
>Gave HHH his best match
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D Stone Cold on the mic
>Buried DDP
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

>>2190062
He had a handicap match against the dudley boyz at the great American bash in 2004.

>>2190062
>Buried DDP

Even in meme logic, what is positive about this?

>>2190062
terrible Mark, you just copied most of the CM Punk one and changed some around.