THREE DIVASHIT MATCHES

>RAM matches thrown to the pre-show
>Smackdown match on the main show
KEK

>>2189166
>Six-women tag match with no stakes eating away precious Royal Rumble match time
Literally why? The Royal Rumble event should only have the Rumble itself and World title matches, tbqh.

jesus what a disaster

so what you're saying is i can watch just the rumble match and aj/cena and not miss anything?

>>2189166

>Getting triggered by women

Where did it go so wrong for you? Middle school? Kindergarten maybe?

>>2189166
I think Cesaroay hold a WWE record for most dark matches on a ppv

>>2189178
>eating away precious Royal Rumble match time

Are you an idiot? The event is 4 hours long

>>2189189
Women is being generous to those fuckinf trannies.

>>2189193
The point is that it shouldn't be if they'll just do filler shit like this, but much like Raw's running time, it can't be helped.

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>>2189189
>Where did it go so wrong for you? Middle school? Kindergarten maybe?

>>2189193
.... Why

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>>2189189
>SEETHING

>>2189196
>>2189199
>>2189204

Please, just go out and hold a girl's hand or something. Please. I'm pleading with you.

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>>2189200
Because there is no god and if there is it hates us all.

>>2189227
When did this 4 hour rumble thing start?

>>2189193
Kill yourself you pathetic reddit cuck

>>2189232

Come do it yourself you lactating pimple faced manchild of a whale.

>>2189229

It's existed for like 7 years now. Where have you been?

Bet you anything Sasha's on the preshow so she can rest up and be ready to work the Rumble too.

I'd be extremely disappointed there's no IC Title match if it wasn't defended in a great match today.

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>>2189270

>This board's sheer anal devastation when she enters the rumble

I literally can't wait. You bitter neckbeards all deserve it.

>>2189166
Grow up.

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>show some respek to m'ladys you immature sexist swines, otherwise I shall destroy you

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>>2189277
As will I fellow Fedora

Probably the worst Rumble card I've ever seen. The match itself will suck shit, too, because evidently only Pat Patterson knew how to book it.

>>2189377
>already fuming
kek

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>>2189396
No I seriously agree with you my fellow /woo/tist. I'm salivating at the thought

Takeover wins again

8 matches
5 from Ram
2 from Smack
1 Ramble

Shit Card, this is how they respond to WK11

>women's """""wrestling""""""
>cruisercucks

This will be the worst PPV of the last decade

>>2189209
Please end your life. Divashit enablers like you are killing wrestling.

>>2189469
What's WK11

>>2189418
>Fatsuka on the card
Nope

>>2189497
The state of this over dramatic retard, holy shit/

>horse vs cow
>diva shit

>>2189166
Haven't watched since Survivor Series they're scrapping the women's Rumble match?

I wanted Asuka and Billie on the main roster.

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I think this is the best WWE has ever been now we have technical feats of althetisim (who cares about mic work and promos) and a true womans revolution with strong independent women
Only friendly debates of course, and handshakes before every match.

>>2189166
DUDE, this is nothing.
Next year we're gonna have a divas rumble match when the neckbeards get their way again, the smark pandering has accelerated quickly in recent years.

>>2189599
This, surprised it didn't happen this year actually.

At least Sasha is on the preshow where she belongs.

I didnt choose this OP. I wanted a 20 Woman Rumble on the pre-show.

Becky, Nikki, Naomi, Mickie, Carmella, Natalya, Sasha, Nia, Alicia, Lana, Dana, Emma, Summer, Asuka, Ember, Paige (if allowed), Vickie G, Lita, Billie Kay and Nikki Cross. You got some back ups in Peyton, NxT, Eva etc.

Winner gets a WM shot and if its a NxT its a call up practically as well.

The one thing I can respect about NJPW is that their biggest cards of the year don't put on women shit matches.

>>2189702
I don't watch gookamania but big ups to them if this is true.

>>2189697
I don't think this is the year for it desu. Maybe next year.

>>2189166
>only one Smackdown title on the line
>Tag Team match on Preshow
>Banks vs Jax on preshow but not the 6 woman tag match
I know it's SMACK but a 6 person anything never deserves to be on the main show.

The fuck are they doing?

>>2189730
>The fuck are they doing?
No idea. They could have just done Becky v Alexa w/ Mickie or something.

>>2189498

Wrestle Kingdom 11

>>2189166
and a cruiserweight match. Why even bother watching this event, it will be one big pissbreak

>>2189166

>Raw tag title match on the preshow

JUST

>>2189166
>six women tag match

Is this for real?

>>2189166
Wrasslin

>>2189166
>Cesaro & Sheamus also in the Rumble match

>>2189178
Literally just to give SD another match on the main show.