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>>2217536
JeriGOAT during last year's rumble.

>>2218376
Whose sex tape is this?

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>>2218476
>JeriGOAT

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I want her to have my babies.

>>2217282
Yea grab your dick and stroke back and forth

Imagine your wife posted this shit to millions of virgins around the world

I'd have to out her in her place

save us big dave

>Cucktista
Nah

That was the most disappointing moment in the history of mankind.

Not even Ramen winning this year could top it

>>2217105
He looks good last night, must be the hair dye and 10 layers of make up, but still bad beer belly.

Needs to lay off those Jack Daniels.

>Taker will never draw dimes ag--
;__;

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>'Carder will be carried by BBD in the main event of Wrestlemania
KEK

why do you keep doing this each week

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Bryan and Vinny w/ Mark review the Royal Rumble

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>Becky’s conquest for Alexa’s Championship has been put on hold. The 3 Biggest Womens Feuds going into Elimination Chamber are Nikki vs Natalya/ Naomi vs Alexa for the Championship and Becky vs Mickie

>There is a high probability that the only reason Anderson/Gallows won the Championships is because Vince is already ready to have those belts get dropped back to The New Day at Mania.

>Rumors were floating around that Sasha was moody backstage when Vince told her her outcome of her match on the Pre-Show. This can only lead to a 4-Way at Mania w/ 3 of the 4 Horsewoman - Becky + Nia Jax.

>Meltzer had nothing to report on Bayley’s inability to plan ahead because there was a spot they botched where Bayley got on the Top Rope but had to get down to drag Charlotte closer to her because she couldn’t calculate the distance well. He was too busy focusing on his Waifu Charlotte’s mouth was busted open.

>The booking behind Strowman attacking Roman Reigns at the end of his match is suppose to plant the final seeds of Foley being off TV so he can go do his surgery. In other related news stories, Roman Reigns worked X-Pac on Twitter over X-Pac being salty as hell Roman no sold endless offense in his match.

>>2216902

Why do you feel the need to shitpost every single minute of your life Carter?

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

>>2216867

Did you expect muh Rock/Metal theme when literally all big events barely use Rock music anymore?

>>2216901
something catchy at least

even last year was fine

Who cares, she's a horse face bitch whose been exposed to hell and back that she sucks and will just be another has-been woman wrestler

AJ is a good christian dad who will go down in history

I laughed at that, I wont lie. I kinda respect how much she doesnt care

>>2216864
There's a difference between a young fan asking for a photo innocently and an old obese smelly sweaty fan creeping the fuck outta you.

But nonetheless, who cares?

>>2216735
Based bill can do in one minute what manlets can't do in a career. Draw dimes.

>>2216735
>pic unrelated

>>2216762
is that why numbers are still down faggot?

Does he have any fans?

>apollo SNOOZE

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the guy is a living spurdo

got a decent reaction last night

based gentleman jack

>>2216652
Yes, really enjoyed him and James Ellsworth

>>2216650
Who is this?

His dream match and where it would take place:

> "That's to be determined, I've talked about how Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania is a money matchup if built up properly. I talked about it in a day and age when there is very few men on TV. As far as how people are perceived, and there is an exceptional amount of talent up there. Just that casual viewer, I feel like that superstar look I feel like that's missing today and I felt like that's part of the appeal to Ryback. Not only to the kids but to the adults also, that having - and it's a hard thing to do today. Where kids will like somebody like Roman Reigns, where the adults aren't necessarily - and that's not his fault per say. At all. I think Ryback vs. Brock is the match I would want to go back for."

Connecting with the parents of WWE fans:

> "You want to extend your belief and I've always -- especially during those hotter periods, it always felt good to me when the dads of the kids wanted to meet me as much. Like they were as excited as the kids, I knew I was doing something right. Because the dad's reaction, because the kids like wrestling but to get the parents, that's hard to do. So that was hard for me, that period, to throw that all away and let -- cause you can't create that stuff overnight. You can get it back but it takes time, but we had it instantly."

I feel like hes said the same thing like a hundred times, who cares anymore

Nothing he said is false though.

Why do you keep letting Ryback work you? He's a top-tier talent who is having a very successful career outside of the WWE

we 80s now

TO SOME FAT FUCK NAMED KEVIN OWENS

ASS SMELLING

Unironically LTG would be a great wrestler

Sasha and nikki are the main girls.

>Memeweights and Womyns wrestling are no draws
what else is new?

>>2216547
Big Match Smacklads confirmed to be massive draws.

Jesus Christ, imagine how wasted Kenny Omega would be in WWE. Just look at yesterday's atrocious Rumble. What would Kenny have done there? He'd have taken Sami Zayn's place, maybe.

Holy shit he is NOT coming around to wwe anytime soon.

I bet Kenny watched the Rumble and just thought "I am so glad I'm resigning with NJPW"