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I think I can fuck up a gorilla with my bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
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>>2220104
wtf does this have to do with WWE
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>posting the same pasta two nights in a row
Are you even trying? Go back to /fit/ with this garbage.
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>>2220105
Questions are a sign of cowardness. A virgin like you You wont under stand.the will it takes ti accomplish amazing things.
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Dean permanently relegated to midcard
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On the latest WOR Meltzer said Vince will never see Ambrose as a #1 guy unless it's absolutely necessary and there are no other options
His reign was his chance to prove himself but he didn't "knock it out of the park"
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>>2220046
Good.
I think the podcast proved he didnt have top guy mentality.
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>>2220046
Dude is less exciting than Miz and this is coming from someone who had high hopes of him becoming the next Austin
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>Im Vince's favorite"
what did dean "2kool4skool" ambrose mean by this at SCSA podcast?
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ITT: wrestlers that you hope get a life threatening injury.
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>>2220020
But, he's not wrestling anymore. Cody is though.
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>>2220020
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Sammy Zayn
Seth Rollins
Zigglar
Enzo
Titus
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>GOAT
>Technical Wizard
>Confident as fuck
>Tall
>Likes Soccer
>Athletic
>Fucking yum
>Humble
>Best friends with Finn Bálor
>Will arm bar fascists
>WWE Begged him to win the CWC
>Most must see British wrestler in the world
>Listens to EDM
>All his matches are different and innovative
>Ultra polite
>Best physique since Swiss Superman Cesaro
>Sponsored by SPLX
>Draws plenty of Euros
>Respected by many of his peers
>Named best Technical Wrestler for 2 years in a row by Meltzer
>GOAT Theme
>Made arm bars cool again
>Doesn't do flippy shit
>Can shoot fight anyone
>Won BOLA
>Won wXw's 16 Carat Gold Tournament
>Current PWG Champion
>Adored by alpha males
>Worked WWE
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked HHH
>Worked Pentagon
>Worked Ricochet
>Worked the smarks
>Worked the anti smarks
>Works /asp/ on a daily basis
>Was kind enough to let TJ "I have severe autism that makes me dab" Perkins win the CWC
>Will Ospreay will always be in his shadow
>Trained by literally the best indie wrestler of the past couple of years, Chris Hero
>Most popular British wrestler in history
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He's also that type of heel to set someone's facebook status to say they're gay.
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>>2219992
>i'm not only the president i'm also the only member
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> a britcuck, diaper wearing twink is considered goat by retard op
consider suicide
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Why was he so over?
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>>2219950
The best guys are the ones whose character is their real personality turned up to 11.
Watch some shoot interviews. Ronnie Poffa, (Bonesaw's real name) was already an intensely paranoid, on the edge guy in real life, so people really believed he could snap at any moment.
The Bonesaw character drew off of that. Fake wrasslin or not, people really thought there was something dangerous about him.
It's why his catchphrase "Bonesaw is ready" is so memorable... people truly did think he was always ready for a fight.
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>>2219950
because he is the essence or everything great about pro wrestling incarnate
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He was never over, BONESAW IS READY was over.
>Kevin Owens
>Triple Gay
>Mick Foley
>Dolph Ziggler
>draw
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>the shantytown of oreowens
please take this guy out of the title picture he is a literal anti-draw
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>>2219907
google search is not a reliable way of determining draws
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K E K
BIG SHOW'S BEEN WRESTLING FOR 3 DECADES AND IS AN ABSOLUTE NON-DRAW. WHAT A FAT MISERABLE FAILURE. PLEASE RETIRE INDEED.
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ITT : wrestlers outside the ring 2017-01-31 04:20:41 Post No.2219824
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ITT : wrestlers outside the ring
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Lets just get the homoerotic pics out the way before the thread starts
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>Joe didn't debut at the Rumble
>But his debut was better than the Rumble
>But he's on Raw
>But it was part of a really good segment on Raw.
>But we don't get Cena/Joe
>But we do get Rollins/Joe
I'm so conflicted.
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Rollins/Joe is so vastly inferior to Cena/Joe and AJ/Joe.
Only good thing is possibly Brock/Joe after WM.
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Not every wrestler has to be on fucking Smackdown jesus christ it's a 2 hour show with a big enough roster as is
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Hes on RAM so the numbers spell 17 1 5 4 5 7 3 2 for him
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SmackDownies lose yet again
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>>2219700
Sambaollian joeeeeee
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Kinda really pissed off Joe is on raw
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>>2219700
why? fat jobber idc about is on ram? cool
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>Never drew a dime
>Never the guy
>Only gets over by being a heel
>Not trusted enough to main event with Stone Cold without Benoit
>Supposed to be the Shawn Michaels of his era
>but he ended up never drawing, never being a consistent A+ player (closest was 2008-09)
>never seen as a tippy top guy
>couldn't follow Rock/Hogan
>failed in the Undisputed role
>never had a ***** match in his life
>has put on an underwhelming borefest at all but one WrestleMania he's ever done, when he was carried by Michaels
>smark-pandering cancer who just spouts meme catchphrases and doesn't even attempt to get booed
>whiny, politicking little bitch
>got BTFO by Lesnar
>got BTFO by Rob Van Dam
>the worst kind of narcissist--a mark for himself
>cares more about being a wannabe-rock star with his cringey band than being a wrestler
>wanted to change his based theme song to one of his awful band's songs and Vince told him no
>is an actual fucking shill
>Iiterally Reddit: the wrestler
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>>2219545
yeah but he fucked kelly kelly and you didn't so who's the real winner
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>>2219545
>>couldn't follow Rock/Hogan
blame gaytch for that, vince wanted rock/hogan to main event but hhh convinced him last minute that the belt should end the show. Almost every show including the go home show up to that point ended with the nWo, meanwhile HHH and Steph were feuding over a dog
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>>2219545
>Supposed to be the Shawn Michaels of his era
>but he ended up never drawing
Sounds like he succeeded to me.
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Is he /our guy/?
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>>2218633
>on welfare
>gov't didn't help him
Okay cock-eyes.
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what is pma?
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he has neck tattoos, so no he is not /ourguy/
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BASED GODDESS NATALYA THREAD 2017-01-31 02:23:32 Post No.2218374
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BASED GODDESS NATALYA THREAD
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Why is she so perfect lads?
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Bump for Nattie pics
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>>2218374
She is as attractive as you are pathetic
Basically she's the hottest girl alive
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serious question here. why does asuka look like she has a ton of baby fat or soemthing?
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>>2218259
She's natty and too banged up to work out.
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>>2218259
She's natty and too banged up to work out. Her diet has probably suffered since moving to the US too.
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>>2218259
Asian chicks are always super soft and have a severe lack of muscle.
BBWDTF
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THICCCCCCCC
HNNNNNNNNG
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>>2217971
>BBWDTF
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>>2219989
I think it means
BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DOWN TO FUCK
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Is charlotte hot? I I've been jacking off to her recently but I can't help but think her face is kind of fucked. But she's blonde and has big fake tits which I like but she's kind of muscular and manish though
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Charlottes a fucking goddess
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she has the teeth of somebody who did a lot of meth and then lost all their teeth and got new ones on account of her being wealthy
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she is a queen you dweeb