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God-tier:
>Jericho

Top-tier:
>Cena
>Owens

Upper-tier:
>Alexa
>Roode
>Asuka

Mid-tier:
>American Alpha
>Dean
>Neville
>Authors of Pain
>Bate

Low-tier:
>Charlotte
>Club

Bates shouldn't have won
Cenawinslol
Who are the authors of pain

Other than that I'd rate it a solid decent/10

>>2214531
>Owens
awful
>Cena
transitional reign with one foot out the door, just like Rock a few years back
>Club
probably the best choice heading into mania
>AA
they fucked these guys over completely by not using them from the get-go
>Jericho
doesn't matter cause the title doesn't
>Ambrose
whatever, should still be miz
>Charlotte
nepotism, but all the women suck
>Bliss
don't care
>Neville
best choice in the division, not that it matters
>Bate
irrelevant
>NXT
irrelevant

If this was a ppv this would have gotten at least 800k buys. Missed opportunity

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>>2214474
IT WAS FREE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER, THEY DIDN'T SPEND SHIT ON THAT PAY PER VIEW
>WHAT?

>>2214476
>800k buys

the highest non Wrestlemania buyrate in the past fifteen years was Summerslam 2005 main evented by Hogan vs Michaels. It got 650k buys

They went with the Network for a reason, they can't sell PPVs anymore

>>2214454
I'll be bummed when Cena breaks the record.
Cena deserves it, he's been carrying a lot of water for a long time and is a cool dude Irl.

but I love Flair for being the G.O.A.T. in that oldschool "sleep in till noon, wake up, roid, lift, wrestle, then off to the bar to do cocaine and rum all night, bang 3 waitresses, repeat" ethos.

I'm shocked he's alive. he has the liver and endocrine system of a champion.

>>2214479
Just think of the amount of back bumps this mad fucker took on a shattered spine. GOAT

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>>2214479
>Cena deserves it, he's been carrying a lot of water for a long time and is a cool dude Irl.

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>>2214448

In a final act of attonement for never drawing a dime, The Undertaker will save the future of the company by breaking Reigns' neck and ending his career with the tombstone.

>>2214457
>undercarder will make up for not drawing a dime by breaking the neck of the only guy that has drawn a dime in the past decade

Makes sense

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>>2214464
>Roman
>dimes

>>2214440
>>the most stacked rumble in history

18+

>>2214444
Nice quads Kevin

>>2214440
>the most stacked rumble in history
Not even close. Most stacked in recent years for sure, although people were expecting it to be more stacked with the surprise entries instead of the drizzling shits we got instead.

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>>2214428
Roman Reigns

Seth

>single wrestler who doesn't get regularly trashed
Welcome to asp, friend.

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>>2214418
>Cena and Styles have moty

>>2214891
>Posting an outlaw manlet

LOL

>>2214418
I thought the AJ/Cena match was their weakest behind the Ambrose TT. Was a bit of a spot fest and it needed to go full Cena heel to be effectual

>>2214410
WWE Championship changed hands in a no-bullshit clean as a whistle finish. That's all I asked and Smack delivered, so I'm happy.

How RAM doing in that aspect?

>>2214420
Anyone one but you, Roman

>>2214410
>>fucking Cena VS Orton is the main event for wrestlemania
>Implying Wyatt isn't taking the title at the Chamber
>Implying Cena and Styles won't settle this once and for all at WM

>>2214368
kek
>be Rollins
>"hey, you don't get a match for Royal Rumble, not even pre-show. also, you aren't in the Rumble itself"
>...
>but we do want you to show up at NXT between matches and get beaten up by security guards"

THE BOMBED AND DEPLETED CITY OF SETH ROLLINS

>wrestling the biggest draw in the company at the biggest show of the year
>buried

state of /asp/

>>2214368
I wish he would get buried so I'd never have to hear his nasally voice ever again.

Wow what the fuck

Fuck gaytch
Still needs to find a way to go over somehow 20 years later

>>2214356
>>guys who eliminated THE GUY
>Batista (2014)
>HHH (2016)
>Randy Orton (2017)
>
>Evolution is a mystery
wew lad.. wut did they mean by this?

>>2214361
you should know better by now

>Randy Orton (2009)
>CM Punk (2011)
>Brock Lesnar (2012)
>Daniel Bryan (2013-14)
>The Shield (2014, 2016-17)
>Sting (2015)

If there's a hot act going on in WWE, you can bet that Gaytch will book himself with them

you mean where the fuck was any surprise of any kind
fuck i would've accepted funaki as a fuckin surprise entrant after seeing that.

>>2214387
>you mean where the fuck was any surprise of any kind
that was weird. the only "surprise" was Dillinger appearing, but that was essentially a foregone conclusion when he lost at Takeover, and then Gallagher in the "Santino Marrella Memorial Comedy Jobber" spot

>>2214387
there were surprises you dumb fuck, you just read dirt sheets so you spoiled it for yourself idiot

>>2214342
I like Snek, but i don't want Orton vs Cena to ever happen again

Roman Reigns was the MVP of this PPV. When was the last time Orton was MVP of a ppv? Tlc 2013?

>>2214358
He carried the Survivor Series match last year big time

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I was thinking we should do some fun shit come summer time like King of The Road. We make a google doc page of a bunch of tricks and what not, and people on here have to film themselves doing said thing for it to count. Then at the end there could be a prize, or top 5 get put into an edit. Seems like it'd be something fun to get everyone out skating in the summer, plus there's been talk in these threads of a skate video for a long time. What do you guys think?

Or are these threads just dead now? I've been lurking them for about a year now and it seems they've slowed down.

>>2214318
you're meant to surf the summer m8

>>2214318
>>2214601

>>2214284
BBMJWTS

I'm just happy it was Cena and not Gaytch to tie the record. I thought for sure he would do it after he won the belt again last year

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>>2214284
ITS NOT FAIR