Archived threads in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling - 1727. page

>>2214260
Please don't go anon, your viewership is crucial. We'll go bankrupt without you, you're so important. Please stay

>>2214264
sorry vinnie

really though im done

>>2214273
I'm sure all the free streaming and lack of merch purchases will greatly effect the product

>>2214255
looks like the aftermath of a porno

File: 1485750038327.jpg (1MB, 1125x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1125x1500px

Kek

2001

>death of WCW
>Austins heel turn is a flop and kills the wrestling boom
>Rock starts his transition to Hollywood and is never a full time guy again
>inVasion is a huge failure and probably the worst booked angle of all time
>Jericho gets the undisputed title that leads to him getting treated like a joke and buried by HHH

the first 3 months being GOAT tier don't save it imo, the InVasion being so bad still triggers me. Such a missed opportunity

>>2214219
2013

because it was awful and wwe saw its lowest buyrates its ever seen

>>2214230
Not your typical answer but it makes sense. Had a lot of good matches throughout the year but business wise there were so many fucking terrible decisions.

>>2214216
Kek'd

>>2214216
>verified account

kek fucking based
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Roman is the unsung hero of the night.

How many wrestlers are willing to take the thundering boos and make the actual Rumble winner look good since they were expecting someone else?

File: Kevin Nash MAGA.jpg (89KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 600x800px

Hmm

>>2214174
How do you know he's a racist Trump supporter and not just a Trump supporter?

>>2214132
HEY!

>>2214132
Orton is definitely in top three of dudes I'd go gay for...n-no homo

File: 1485748143041.jpg (228KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1000x1000px

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE 2017 STAR RATINGS

How does /asp/ rate the matches last night?

>Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya:
>Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson vs. Cesaro and Sheamus:
>Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks:
>Charlotte vs. Bayley:
>Kevin Owens vs. Roman Reigns:
>Neville vs. Rich Swann:
>John Cena vs. AJ Styles:
>2017 Royal Rumble match:

>>2214097

In order to work you

>>2214097
Vince came to his senses.

Heel turn is not done all at once you fucking retarded niggershit cunt.

>Starts speaking like thuganomics Cena one week
>Demands title shot just because of who he is next week
>Talks shit about Styles, who is the most over guy despite being heel
>Gets fucking pissed when the possibility of him not being able to win fairly comes up
>Barely manages to win his 16th reign
>Immediately drops the belt and is embarassed at having lost his record-breaking reign due to stupid shit
>Actually loses it and turns heel

Hope Trump deports your bitch tits for not understanding how gradual heel turns work you fucking disgusting bitch ass mark

He grabbed his wife ass during his entrance. I would take all those finishers too if my wife was that fucking hot

>>2214070
Miz is a midcarder/borderline jobber. No clue why all 5 of you Miz fags don't get this.

>>2214181
I'm not saying it's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying it felt like he ate more offense than anybody tonight.

>I'll never get to see an actual 30-man Christian match

Its fun to make fun of

>>2214065
this

seeing people get emotionally invested and writing essays about fake fighting on a childrens tv show is always funny to watch

So their knees didnt explode having to walk the football field ramp

>>2214003
but it literally showed Big E running all the way down the ramp
I don't understand

They'd gas if they ran but its too long to walk

Member DZ vs Kofi

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

THEY TALK TO ME FROM '07

Randy vs Sheamus

>>2213994
It's not Randy/Cena. Cena will lose at EC due to some kind of shenanigans, probably senior Joe, Randy will face Bray for the title

>>2214005
that would make too much sense it's clearly cena/orton

>>2213994
How to make smarks commit suicide

>Orton > Roman

>>2213934
This would just mean Seth has a higher power level than Roman.

Styles too I think.

>>2213934
I was pretty fucking rustled when he kicked out of his own damn OP move despite Owens having brass knuckles on.

FUCK YOU FUCKING FEDORAMEN AAAAH BBDWTS MEME HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU

>>2213932
I think he's the GOAT now

>>2213951
What did he mean by this?

>tfw dead thread

>>2213889
It means wrestling is only popular in countries where it's normal to wipe your ass with your bare hands and everyone outside of those countries is about as socially developed as the people in aforementioned countries

>>2213889

But it happens in every single city?