>the best troll
Vince knows exactly how to get you all mad. It's fantastic.
I can picture him backstage with a fat grin on his face waiting for Reigns to come out, before letting out a big laugh as the boos rain down
>Allowing this man to troll you over and over, and still getting mad about it
Ha jokes on you I watch only ppvs for free. Never paid a single penny for something wwe related in like 10 years
>>2214921
This. I always watch the ppv a day after it airs for free on watchwrestling while skipping through the boring parts
I was hoping Todd would debut
YOU SEE SEFF uhhhhhhhh
>>2214918
>people think haitch is going to job twice in a row
IN THIS BUSINESS-UH
I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THE FOOTBALL SEASON FINISHEDUHHH
tfw no kane at rumble
Guy is in a worse shape Than taker brock goldberg combined. Let him rest in peace, he deserves it
>>2214905
>Guy is in a worse shape Than taker
You're retarded.
>>2214905
pic? 3 months ago he was in the best shape he's been in a decade
How many tombstones will it take before based Taker goes over this failed experiment?
Kek. Taker is going down after two (2) spears.
roman is more over than undercarder
>the big dog losing to undercarder
????
Zayn came out of the Rumble looking worse than anyone. He was put in the ring with many upper-carders and legit legends for the first time and Goddamn did he look bad next to some of them:
>His comedic overselling style makes him look like a jobber - esp. next to Goldberg during the jackhammer
>His energizer bunny style of ADHD wrestling (rushing around, quickly performing moves without rhyme, reason or psychology) makes him appear nervous and insecure in the ring - contrast with an Orton/Wyatt/Jericho/Taker/Lesnar etc
>His attire was low-rent
>His body looked the shits & is genuinely ugly (this isn't a criticism of his lack of muscle)
'Exposed' is how I would describe him. A lot of people have been bigging him up as a potential Daniel Bryan MK. 2, but I can't see it. He doesn't have the presence, charisma, look or talent of a Bryan. Zayn seems to be where the company have positioned him - jobber to low-mid.
P.S.
That is Zayn in an obviously gay embrace.
>>2214873
Apparently he's being buried as a character for being annoying backstage. Expect him to go nowhere higher than #1 contendership for the rest of his career.
>>2214873
Deserves it desu.
Should go back to bingo halls
What did Kazuchika "I can put on 7* match in Osaka" Okada mean by this?
AJ and Cena put on the MOTN, but it can't compete with the MOTY/MOAT
>>2214835
/thread
>>2214835
pretty much
thank you based Okada
they had one job
>only person who appeared from NXT was fucking Jobbinger
lmao
Literally who
>Where the FUCK was he?
Probably taking a huge samoan dump
>we want samoa joe
>Leati Joseph Anoa
>Anoa
>Samoa
>Joseph
>Joe
Vince the maddest of them all
Who's Somoa Joe and why would we want some random guy showing up?
Smarks are reactionaries like SJWs picketing at airports
He lost over Fatso and got screwed by Strowman
Undercarder was fair game in the Rumble and he was #30 because they needed a boo magnet for Orton plus he needed to advance his upcoming WM feud
He didn't win either and gave Randy his win back
It's obvious that NXT call-ups are mostly after Wrestlemania and this Rumble proved that they are pretty much loaded for the entire WM season
Why would anyone think Samoa Joe was turning up? WWE or Samoa Joe never indicated this ever a possibility.
Smarks are now quite literally just working themselves into a shoot by making up fantasy bookings and throwing a temper tantrum when they don't come true.
This entire situation is stupid.
>Option 1 - We actually get Cena vs. Orton, a match we've seen dozens of times and solidifies the fact WWE can no longer make new stars
>Option 2 - Cena drops the belt to Bray, making his historic 16th title reign completely pointless, and we get Bray vs. Orton for the WWE title in a feud best-suited for the midcard
>Option 3 - Orton loses his title match opportunity and we instead get Cena vs. Undertaker/AJ/someone else, in which case what the fuck was the point in Orton winning?
Cena vs Reigns should have been the big money main event.
We've seen Orton vs Cena a million times already.
Even Big Dog haters have to admit that Cena vs Reigns sounds Wrestlemania worthy.
All of the options are generally shit and just shows that WWE doesn't even know what to do anymore.
>>2214741
you gotta protect the WWEWHC it's been through so much shitty booking recently before AJ so give option 1
Did the senile old retard Vince forget how to book a babyface star?
You need a story that will make people cheer for him. just putting him over everyone doesn't work and never worked
>Cena had the JBL and Brock storylines
>Stone cold had the Vince,Rock and Taker ones
>HHH Got Rock
>Taker got Mankind
>Kane got Taker
ITS
THAT
FUCKING EASY.
I dont remember one storyline that was worth anything with Ramen, maybe vs Aj, but it was the typical "i want the belt lets fight".
Nothing, 0, What the fuck, this piece of garbage company has 5000 writers and they cant create ONE storyline?
>>2214713
It feels like they're writing just show per show without an insight into the future 2bh
All the heels are chickenshit cowards as opposed to back then where they are much more threatening
He's not a babyface either
>>2214718
Fucking this
>Rock could still beat everyone on the roster but Stone Cold
>2000-era HHH could still beat nearly everyone on the roster
There is NO reason as to why every face turns from a badass into the Honky Tonk Man the second after turning heel
>orton vs Wyatt or for fuck sake please no, cena
>Taker vs Roman
>Goldberg vs Lesnar
>Jericho probably getting buried by KO
>Ambrose and Styles probably not in even an important match
>Miz in the preshow because why the fuck not
>Seth vs HHH inb4 hhh wins
I can already rate this mania 0/10, Vince is literally retarded someone please fucking kill him already
>have a rather great show up until number ~26
>then it turns into absolute horseshit with people chanting THIS IS BULLSHIT and booing at all times
>no Angle
>no Senor Joe
>only guy from NXT is fucking Dillinger who did nothing besides entering at #10
>Miz not coming out to Bryan's music
who booked this crap.gif
>>2214680
THIS
>Built lots of storylines other than just winner looks strong
>Set up lots of matches for mania, or potential matches
>Didn't take the bait on calling up NXT shitters who aren't ready, as they have done time and time again
>Orton was the vegas favorite, but in-storyline it was a surprising but believable finish
I thought it was bretty gud. Additionally, Cena Styles and Owens Reigns were fucking fantastic. Best PPV in as long as I can remember
HOLY
FUCKING
YUM
>>2214589
10/10 ass with a 7/10 face
>ass seems nice and squishy
definitely would get slimed
Any caps from the end when the camera was looking down her top?
>>2214593
>7/10 face
vastly overrated
Why do people hate this alpha?
Because he's boring.
Also he's Diesel 2, but not Based Nash Diesel, he's Glen Jacobs Diesel.
>>2214588
Because he's booked OP, pushed too hard, and lacks qualities that the audience could relate to.
He's also boring and relies too much on his physique to carry his character.
>>2214588
Typical vanilla gorilla that has no charisma
>kevin owens? Why yes, he truly is a magnificent wresfled.
>>2214581
>wresfled
Ya fedoramen seething hard
>>2214581
>>kevin owens? Why yes, he truly is a magnificent wresfled.
Why do you have pictures of fat guys stored on your computer?
WWE BTFO
>2017
>Caring what some nip manlet thinks
>muh muh meltz
Get work smark
But who drew the larger crowd
>>2214554
Did he post this unprovoked? Seems insecure.