http://www.fightful.com/google-shopping-rankings-wwe-talents-2016-incomplete
Owens tho. damn.
One thing I don't get.
If the plan was to have Orton vs Bray at Wrestlmania, why not just have Bray win the rumble and have Randy win the EC?
bray will probably drop the championship to randy at wrestlemania
So after years of not putting any strap on Bray, or giving him any sort of real push, the entirety of the IWC believes he's going to main event Mania?
Get ready for Cena and Orton, idiots.
No.
Reigns beats the shit out of Styles before the Smackdown Chamber, takes his spot and wins the title. Shane allows it to happen and that leads to AJ vs Shane at Mania.
Reigns vs Orton at Mania for the title, Reigns goes over and starts feuding with Cena.
BASED GEORDIE THREAD
Celebrate the new King of the Cruiserweights itt
>>2216717
BREAK ORBIT
literally a transitional champ
tonight the true king debuts
>>2216726
Get the fuck out peasant, this is Neville's division now
>Clockwork is gone
>Swedish stalker is gone
>Kojima-san is gone
>Card anon is gone
>Blissfag is gone
Are any of you still here? Does anyone remember when talking about wrestling here was actually fun? Fuck Hiro for sticking us in this shithole.
>>>/ have sex/
>>2216555
Lose weight
Was the autist who plagues every thread on here around then?
>post yfw gassless 50 year old squashes the young and upcoming talent
I don't even give a shit that they're getting the belt off KO, it's just fucking idiotic to put the belt on this grandpa
>>2216500
He didn't win the Rumble so why would this happen?
Someone explain to me why is Goldfuck getting a titleshot.
someone who actually looks like a wrestler who actually looks like an ass kicker beating on a fat smark favorite? sign me the fuck up senpai!!
THEN
NOW
FOREVER
Cesaro literally seething at this moment.
>>2216453
Somebody please remind Vince and creative that 2009 was 8 years ago
Like Sycho Sid said, there is no end.
I'd uniroincally prefer him instead of Ramen as the top big strong guy.
And you would too, you know it.
>>2216447
>10x worse promos than Roman
>Skinny Fat
>Balding
no thanks.
>>2216501
>Muh look
Eat a dick i bet you are a 4/10 irl.
he doesn't have the hairline for it
WTF is JBL gay? I heard about him tweeting a pic that showed he was googling "Katka Kyptova nude". I had no idea who that was so I googled and wtf its a manbody
He's known for rubbing men's asses in the showers, trying to bully people, and calls people faggots, so if that's his kind of porn, it really makes sense. He's abused guys sexual way, but also does it "playfully". Edge wrote about this in his book. JBL softly soaped up and carressed his ass in the shower. Edge shrugged it off and kind of laughed, he said. I think he was getting a push at the time and finally felt accepted by the boys.
>>2216439
>insecure numale wouldn't fuck a strong bitch
I bet you let black guys fuck your gf right? that's if you even have one
>>2216454
wtf i did not know about any of this. Edge really wrote about it? Damn, thats crazy. Why does the wwe keep JBL if hes doing all of this weird gay bullying shit?
Hear me out. WWE has something big on their hands. They not only have a man who has the look and ability but a man who generates one of the biggest and most passionate reactions in all of WWE in Reigns (Yes its extremely negative and that works in their favor).
The way they used Roman last night was brilliant. No one would have popped for Randy winning, BUT they would pop for him eliminating Reigns. So they set Reigns out to ruin the #30 spot, had him Eliminate Taker and Bray, two people fans loved and wanted to win, made everyone lose hope then had Randy save the day. It was brilliant, and super self aware of the situation.
WWE has created the most hated man in professional wrestling. And i believe after tonight, their motive is not to get Roman over or cheered. They want him to remain the same, because why would you change a impassioned hatred that causes tons of headlines and commotion, to weak cheers of the likes of Dean Ambrose. Im excited to see how they continue to use him.
Roman finally has his use. Its all how they use it from here.
Yeah and it only took them a year and a half longer than it should've.
Goooooood for them.
They did the same thing in a sense at last years rumble where HHH eliminated Dean to win and got a lot of heat for it instead of eliminating Reigns and getting cheered for it.
They need to just fully committ to turning him heel. Reigns is my favorite guy on RAM and would be even better if they just dropped the pseudo-face thing going for him
>>2216450
I think him being a hated tweener is the best option. Heel Roman would get him over and make his reactions die down. If they want him to stay hated, he needs to remain infuriating.
Alright, ya fuckin smarks. How would you have booked the rumble? Should be easy, since you know so much more than the chairman of the WWE.
>>2216406
I wouldn't put Pineapple Pete in at number 30
Kevin Nash comes out and throws everybody out, takes a brand from under the ring and then brands "GET A CLUE" on Undertaker's ass.
How about that?
I would ban deannetty from the rumble just like they did jasethy
I still ask myself "Why"
>>2216383
based Indian Outhouse Deathmatch
>>2216389
This. To this day I always say its the most beautiful and horrifying WWE match set up. The problem is it happened between two wrestlers that had no fucking reason to fight
If memory serves me right, it was Taker who was supposed to fight Khali but got injured so their feud was for nothing. Lo and behold, fucking Batista replaced him the very night : https://youtu.be/YO3SExyCiXY
>yfw #30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>mfw
>be excited as fuck thinking it has to be Joe/Angle/literally anyone else
>mfw the music hits
Can we rank this as the worst rumble match of all time?
>No big name surprises
>all surprises were manlets or jobbers
>only maybe 2 memorable spots/moments
>winner was leaked a week in advance
Answer: Yes
>>2216306
18 fucking plus
You were a sperm in your dads testicles for the 1999 Royal Rumble
>>2216306
worst by far, and that's excluding the 30th entrant "surprise"
Don't forget goldberg botched elimination also.
>>2216312
Intreresting assumptOP here, 99 rumble was based because it actually had a story ya tripfag nerd.
was it a botch
>>2216294
I feel like it was one, and Goldberg was supposed to hang on the ropes.
Why?
>Taker's expression after
>the camera work focusing on Goldberg's legs
>because of how quick and easy that elimination was
clearly. he was supposed to land ass first on the ring
>>2216294
I think so, only because they zoomed in on his feet like he was suppose to hanging on
> You think it's fucking funny to like Roman just because smarks hate Roman. Guess what, you fucking idiot? Maybe if you had a mind of your own instead of just playing along with the "troll" hive mind you'd realize Roman fucking sucks. But no, go ahead, laugh at me just because I like actually talented wrestlers.
>The only true top babyface they've had in the past five years is Bryan and that was an accident. He got over in spite of WWE because he was just so goddamn talented.
this fat smark in the pic is 50lbs less than the dude who said this irl
>>2216283
> I make up fake stories so I can add le hatmeme and greentext it on a Micronesian card trading site