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I always do things WRONG. People always get tired of me. I am very sensitive and defensive. I think i have good points but I DONT, just incoherent ones. I am almost 26 years old and have never been in a serious romantic relationship. Im just not that appealling apparently. I never had a lot of friends. Just a couple that I know have my back. My family never had the most money. We have struggled my entire life. I just dont know when itll be better. You know maybe in my next life I'll be reincarnated as a chad who has a rich family, many friends, and who the ladies love. Can this happen? It could. I may also be reincarnated as a damn frog but maybe my frog life would be better than the depressive suicidal life I live now. I try to do right and think positive but for some reason that never works for too long. I have thought about ending things since I was 8. Sometimes life is too much for the brain to take. I wonder how people are able to have everything. The cars, clothes, women, job, personality, etc. How do they do it? Maybe it is just genetic. Some of us are predisposed to be that way while others are the peasants in life who serve the better people. Sometimes i try to pretend to be an elevated person but perhaps I'm just a peasant who needs to work in the fields and stop pretending. My daydreams of how my life should be arent going to happen. I'm stuck and dont k ow how to get out from where I'm at. I thought I was doing well at mt job with taking on so many responsibilities with the limited time frame per day I had to finish them but I see that helping out is not the best course of action. Its better to be selfish in life because thats the only way you will make it. The problem with that is Im not a selfish person. I like helping people out and wish I was a billionaire so I could help out more people. Buy off houses, cars, offer tuition, build parks, etc. I'd do those things if I could. Instead Im always scraping for money. Trying to get by. When will this stop?

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>Stop my 6 years long business school formation one year before the end because it is useless, I'm replaceable and it does not fit my character
>enroll into the Army or Navy (French) as infantry for 4-5 years to learn more about life and discipline
>register and study hard for the two years needed to become a primary school teacher because I believe I have the patience and sensibility needed to educate and because I believe teaching is one of the most noble things you can do
>become a good teacher who loves to transmit knowledge and seeing kids learn
>move to a French school abroad after a few years
>be happy

How do I convince my parents that is what's best for me ?
I'll answer your questions and welcome any feedback and personal experiences.

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How do I cope until my psychiatrist appointment? I wasn't able to get in until September.

How do I distract myself until then? Pls help.

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I'm a sophomore in college studying biochemistry and I am looking for a part-time job. I noticed there are quite a number of online english teaching jobs for Chinese kids, but they require ANY degree.

I took 4 years of Mandarin in high school from a native Chinese teacher, so I think that will be an incredibly useful asset if I were to teach English to Chinese students. (Understanding their grammar, pronunciation, syntax, dialects, etc).

I'm wondering...how difficult it would be to fake a degree/what the consequences would be?

I only intend to do this short term (8 months at most).

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Not going to make it general.
This is for people for just aren't going to make it.


>tfw 26
>tfw microdick
>tfw broken yellow gapped fucked up teeth
>tfw literally near retarded
>tfw cant tie my shoes or swim or drive or fold clothes
>tfw got kicked out of the military for being retarded
>tfw get bullied daily irl and online
>tfw 5ft9
>tfw only 1 yr college
>tfw mentally and physically stuck
>tfw nearly deaf
>tfw spent 3 yesrs studying japanese and csnt read or write or hear a thing
>tfw /fit/ but have no legs because too retarded tp squat
>tfw hurt my health by eating too much shit while bulking
>slept on concrete for ten years in a utility room since my dad felt i wasnt good enough to sleep with a room.


I give up it wont get any better...i fucking tried...i should just kill myself

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Whats a good safe normie bio to put on my tinder? I'v been trying too hard to be different and unique with it (first bio was 'can beat any woman or small child in a fight') and iv only gotten about 40 matches in a few months.
I've got a photo of me mountain climbing and a couple where im wearing a suit if that helps

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I almost had it done but my USB shit itself. please help me, its due Monday (3 days from now) and this is an important assignment

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Any tips on concentration enhancements?
I dont get adderall or ritalin because i dont have any connections
but there has to be some stuff you can get on amazon that has a similar (even if not as strong) effect

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How do I get a good enough job so I can move out and live alone?
I'm 22 and have no skills. I don't really know what to do.

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I recently stopped smoking cigarettes and oil cartridges (made from dabs) after about 2 months of almost daily smoking. Each week I would go through 1-2 cartridges (sometimes 1 in 1 day) and roughly half-1 pack of cigarettes. After I quit I have been having intense headaches and have been feeling constantly tired. I am just curious is the withdrawal from the nicotine or the wax?

I would like to cut the nicotine out of my life but I am unsure if I want to quit the wax just yet.

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I have a deep seated insecurity about people not liking me and I feel like it's been affecting me a lot. There was one guy I was friends with whom I had a falling out with, but (I thought) we had patched things up before he left for another school. A few months later he had blocked me from everything, even game services he rarely uses. That was 2 years ago and I still hear about him occasionally from mutual friends and he tells them not to mention me at all. Originally I thought it was because I had posted a picture of a couple of mates wearing MAGA shirts as a joke for a school event (he apparently hates Trump), but I heard that it was something to do with something I had done before. The problem is, outside of that falling out, I don't know what I did wrong and I want to fix things but I can't seem to.

I don't know, I've been sitting on this for ages and I feel like it's become weird for holding onto it for so long and that I occasionally ask friends for updates/or mention him. It's just something that I've never really experienced before and I'm looking for help to move on.

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I'm already no porn should I just go ahead and do nofap also?

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Would you say a 23-year-old who has only had sex ~40 times in his lifetime is inexperienced and "practically a virgin"? The girls I dated lived in other cities than me, so I couldn't see them as often as I could have if I had had a relationship with a girl who lived in my cities. I feel kind of stupid when I think of how other people my age have had sex hundreds upon hundreds of times when I've only done it about 40 times. Does this make me unattractive to women?

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Living and working in SG; yes, no?

I'm a fresh 24 yo graduate out of a liberal arts college (yes, yes, I know) in Western Europe.

During my three year degree, I spent 6 months on exchange in Singapore, where I had the time of my life. Upon returning to the my home country in December 2016, I've been trying to find a job or internship to get back.

Now, I've scored a breakthrough; a sports marketing company has offered me an internship for 6 months to a year, with 800 SGD pay per month. After that year, I could join up with my exchange uni for 35K in USD per month for two years and plan my further career.

I have loads of friends in Singapore, clamouring for me to come back. It's been my biggest wish to go back....

... but now, with the opportunity a signed contract away, I'm doubting everything. Leaving my cushy European state, leaving my girlfriend of two years (who has some mental health issues and is most likely not the right person for me to be with forever), taking the leap of faith to SG.

I think I'm just being a huge bitch. Does anyone have experience with taking a step like this? Good idea, bad idea? Any experience with Singapore? The laternative is doing a masters degree in international relations or urban geography in my home country.

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Sometimes I read the sentence and I just can't process it and I have to re read it, is this normal?