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and dont say bars and clubs. I mean decent females. What kind of social things do decent females do?

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Hey /adv/

I failed out of college a couple years ago. Never studied, didn't work hard at it at all for depressive or anxiety related reasons and avoidance and a lack of attachment. Flunked out sophomore year.

After sitting around unmotivated and being a waste of space, I got a good job that keeps me busy six days a week and has paid off my loans from the failed college try.

But now I think about how I don't see a path for me at this job, how it's starting to bore me after just 7 months, and how I think it would be interesting and fulfilling to be a forensic accountant, investigator, auditor, or accountant. I want to go back to college and try it all again. The max pay I can expect working for this company is $65,000, because I don't want any supervisory or higher leveled positions.

Do you think I should go back? Do you have any advice on how to succeed this time around? Any advice on how to get through the unrelated generals that I don't have much of an interest in? Any advice on the job path I'm seeking in general? 2 year community college and then transfer to a four (five year for accountant requirements) school, right?

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>tfw addicted to wasting all my time shitposting on the internet

h-help...me

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I'm sure what I'm going to say has been said over a hundred times on here but I'm lost for what to do. Of course I'd like to live, but I feel like my life has been wasted and can't ever be restored to the way I want it. 19/F living with mother after being kicked out by dad and step-mother, I go to a community college and work a part time job somewhere else. I don't have many friends and I struggle with the dumb ass classes of my cc. On the side I have one friend who told me to live for him if I have nothing else, and a boyfriend whom I'm contemplating over since he forgets about me sometimes. I feel so alone and such a waste, everything I do is pathetic and I just want to be happy but even though I have so much opportunity to help me succeed, I fail. So my question is, if I didn't have a family who I would burden with my suicide, should deadbeat dumbasses like me just end themselves to help society?

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I received a strange call today from a random number from Oakland when I answered the call I was met with an automated voice claiming to be from Kaiser Premanente. However, the message said my name then wanted me to verify if it was me by saying yes or no. My first thought was that this was a potential scam. Has anyone ever gone through or heard of something similar?

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I'm wondering if anyone has the link to the old /adv website that was up on here.

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Hey guys, I sort of need some advise right now in my life.

Basically, I invested last few months (maybe last year, questionably last 3 years) into a plan and then it didn't work out, so now I need to come up with something new.

Here is my situation:
> I live with my parents
> Don't have that many friends in my hometown anymore (lived away for 6 years, moved back a few months ago)
> Hometown is big, its sucky to go anywhere
> Broke up with my girlfriend last weekend
> Feels like I'm wasting my life and I need to do something about it
> Can't open up to people I know (hence why I've come here)

What I want with my life (but have no idea how):
> Move to another country (i'm from south american, want to move to europe)
> Publish boardgames (i make board games, they are very gud)

So basically, I feel like the combination of living with my parents + working fulltime is just too draining and leaves me no energy to pursuit anything else. I'm not sure whether I should just move back to the city I was living before coming back to my hometown, or maybe stay here and quit my job, or maybe some other idea.

Any suggestions?

Its really hard for me to open up about this sort of shit with people I know, so getting some help from strangers would be nice. (usually I would talk to my gf, but i don't have one anymore...)

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how do I know if I am asexual?
I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend. Unsure if I want to have sex with other girls though

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How do I become a risk-taking savage?

my parents, on typical immigrant bullshit, beat 'put your head down,work hard, don't rock the status quo, get a med/eng degree and become doctor'.

meanwhile most of my peers are taking risks and pursuing all sorts of things from starting companies, making crazy investments, pursuing art 100% etc. a lot of their risks are paying off (and some did actually crash and burn).


even now I cringe at doing something like putting most of my paycheck into bitcoin because i'm just so nervous: "what if i seriously fuck my life up??"

pls help pic related

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I've always had a problem with emotions, most of my friends would describe me as calm, quiet and always in control. But my emotions have always felt muted, like that's all my brain can muster or it's holding it back. It's not apathy, I know it isn't, I still care about my family, friends and everything else. I just can't feel potent emotions, nothing's ever funny beyond a chuckle even in situations where I know I should be furious or elated it's all just the same, blank.

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Are yearly eye exams a meme? I ran out of contacts but i cant buy any because my prescription has expired. I feel like its a way for them to make extra money . Is there a way to just buy the contacts online?

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My gf's mom is an alcoholic. Constantly putting her in a bad mood and making her depressed. Acting like a child and a bully every damn day.

What can I do /adv/? I hate it so much.

I am typically in a good mood but have to come home to a broken hearted gf regularly.

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So I joined tinder.
Any advice for a 19 year old dude? Pic slightly related.

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someone left me a comment saying

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"

Is this a good thing or a bad thing

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It's come to a point where small, insignificant and minor things are making me want to kill myself. Why am I getting this feeling? I forgot to clean up my dog's poop even though I'd been told to do so, and now I feel like I shouldn't exist.