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Is taking a general entry level civil service test worth the $20?

I'm kinda floating career wise and don't really have any schooling to back any sort of office job (thanks art school), however looking over the practice test, it looks like stupid shit I can totally do.

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Hey /adv/ I just got a copyright notice from HBO through my internet provider. I torrented Episode 1 of the new Game of Thrones season off piratebay on sunday, and I guess I've been caught or some such. Wat do?

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Been to a therapist a while back. Dude told me that im alright, but like 5 months passed and im feeling more and more empty. I think the guy was wrong, probably just thought im another teenage drama queen or something. Is there a way to fix myself on my own? Or what else should i do?

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Can anyone with a similar experience help me? I'm going through a really tough time in my life.
>one year ago
>stuck in the community college system
>decide to do something with my life and get the fuck out
>suicidal and never had motivation to do anything
>make a dedication to move on to a 4 year without a degree and persue my career
>begin school and meet new classmates
>this time im in a really interactive class with many students
>talk to many people, im a beta, but i manage
>talk to this one black girl
>begin to get to know her
>a couple months pass
>she makes the voices and the feelings in my head go away
>fall in love with her
>stuck in a rough spot in my life because my family and friends are racist but i fucking love her
>begin dating her, because she admits her love for me also
>endure those hardships with her
>it brings us closer together
While all of this was going on, I began applying to many schools for the fall and internships for the summer
>spring approaches
>denied by every school except my second choice in chicago
>we live on the complete opposite side of the U.S.
>decide to go, because i cant be stuck in the community college system rotting my time away
At this point i think its NBD and i can handle it
>get summer internship
>begin working in late june
>went to orientation in early july
>upon arriving and going through orientation, reality hits and i finally realize the one person who makes me feel happy is going to be seperated away from me by a whole fucking country
>immediately begin bawling my eyes out crying
>everything is already set in stone, loans already pulled, classes paid, registration complete etc.

I break down every fucking day, there isn't a day since the orientation that i havent spent at least 20 minutes crying.
I don't know if im just too emotional, but i really love this girl and all these feelings and emotions i felt before being with her are slowly coming back and it hurts so much.
Cont...

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TL;DR
Guess I should be glad that I have a (best) friend even though I cant talk to him or anyone about my actual feelings which I surprisingly still have.
Im really fucking romantically lonely if I have to spell it out but im really bad at talking to people so even if I met a girl my type (which is anything but normie) she'd think I was just insane and who wants a mad friend, not even mentioning a relationship.
Sorry if I wasted whatever time it took you to read it but as I said, theres no one who I can talk to

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So I've been seeing this girl for a week now. Our connection is awesome and we're both super into each other.

the thing is she's super hot, 10 in my book. tonight we finally have a chance to have sex but I feel super paranoid that I may not perform well.

we're going to her apartment to drink tonight so this is urgent, I just don't feel relaxed at all.

any tips?

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Anyone know what this is? I feel like buying one. They look cool.

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I really want to have relations with a particular girl, but she's taking a lot of convincing (long distance, rarely comes around my area, and usually spends time with her friends here). I've been talking a big game, but i'm not sure if I can back it up. Does anyone have any tips/suggestions, or just ways to gauge ones bedroom prowess? I just don't want to convince her to go out of her way, then not blow her away.

And no, this is not a oneitis, just the first time I've second guessed my abilities in this area.

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Hello boiz and rare grilz (if any somehow). I just drank a large glass of some organic milk that's chocolate flavored. Comes from a seller called Broguiere that's rated pretty well.
Yesterday I barely drank a fourth of a glass and it kept me up all night with diarrhea, bloatedness, burping and the kind of burning you get on the lower part of your throat when you feel like your going to throw up.
I read a bit up on Organic Milk and many people having similar adverse effects because of it being pasteurized differently or something and it lets bacteria not in regular milk stay that can cause sickness and stuff. Though I probably won't get that, I'm asking if anyone knows proper treatment. Because, it's also making me feel lethargic enough I'm just laying in bed when normally I've been going out to walk at a nature preserve or call friends over.
inb4 kys

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Has anyone tried those craigslist gig postings where they want to use your gmail address for ads or some shit for like 100 bucks a month? is it legit? thanks

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There is nothing for me in this world.
I don't want to work for a living. I have a well paying, very easy job, but I hate it. I believe having a job that is enjoyable is more important than having a well paying job. However, the few things that I enjoy doing are not things that one can earn a living from.
I'm in college, I'm making decent grades but I just can't stand it. It's been that way since I was in elementary school, I absolutely hate going into class every day, and I would much rather spend my time doing things that I actually enjoy.
I hate most of the people around me, especially strangers. I cannot stand making small talk with people, it's so fucking annoying. I prefer to be alone most of the time. I do have a few friends, but we all work and go to school so we don't get many opportunities to hang out.
I'm 22 and I just feel like I will never be happy. As I said, the few things that I actually enjoy doing are not things that I could make a living from. I ask you, what does a person like me do with his life?

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Boipucci or normal pussy?

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>constant feelings of loneliness
>whenever I bother to go out with myself or others I just feel more isolated and wanting to escape and distance myself
>closet time I don't feel anxious is when I am talking to fellow autist on 4chan

How the fuck do I deal with these contradicting feelings

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I'll try to keep this as short as possible.

I don't fucking know anymore. I am feeling lost.

I had to pretty much sacrifice this fucking summer in order to do 20h/week classes in order to make up for the inadequacies of my country's educational system, which put a FUCKTON of work to do every fucking day (I was pretty much studying the whole fucking time), and only today I had some time to rest, and guess what: it's the day that those classes stop, only to start again at late August.

I have to keep doing this shit for about 10 months, and then hopefully perform in some shitty examinations in order to be admitted to uni.

And you know what, fuck all that, I'm okay with working hard in order to be rewarded. But then again, from the little experience I gathered from working part-time doing computer staff, is that I will constantly be getting underpaid and wage-cucked, for a service that deserves much fucking more. Although fulfilling, shit-tier wages like those in my country can't afford you a half-decent living that I want to have. My parents can barely afford anything, I want to be able to afford shit. Not lambos & shit, just to have a nice apartment and wear some nice clothes.

And in all these, add the fact that I only have 1 friend, and the girl I liked so fucking much, and that we are a pretty fucking good much for each other, has pretty much ghosted me.

And the hopes for meeting someone like her are pretty low, since the fucking majority falls in the category of edgy chavs and materialistic sluts.

So what should I do when you live in a country with little to no future for a rewarding wage for all the blood I'll have to spill to be able to study & then study Electrical/Computer Engineering, and even slimmer chances to find a compatible partner? I am performing in my classes, but I don't find any meaning in continuing to do so.

Should I save myself the trouble?

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Is there a way to learn "positive body language"?
-I'm introverted but people assume I'm arrogant or aloof. Many people have told me so when they get to know me (the rest avoid me).
-Failed at job interviews, failed at business attempts, started doing better with online income (they don't see mi face).
-Not that good with girls