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I got TutuApp (on iOS) and downloaded a game off of it(because it was less storage) and played it for awhile now that Apple stopped supporting the version of TutuApp that I was using the game requires a verification which Apple won't do I don't what to lose progress on the game, is there a way to open it without verification or
re-downloading it

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Back Story; Known this girl since Sophomore year of high school. Sheltered, nerdy girl with over protective parents. She’s a goddess at art and quirky as hell, and I really dig that, in her at least. Anyway, starting in Senior Year, we went on a date or two, including homecoming (She didn’t go to Prom, cause her and her nerd friends were going to the movie as anti-prom. I was invited, but I rather experience Prom.) Since we’ve graduated, both 21 now, we’ve probably gone out to a movie about once or twice every 6-8 months or so, up until this last year, anyhow. I haven’t even seen her since last Summer.

The thing is, I don’t know if she can tell if I’ve intended these as dates or not? The only time it was ever explicit was in high school. And every time we hang out its super straight forward and to the point. She won’t even go to a different movie theater. And if she can tell, I’m not sure where I stand with her? When we see each other in person, it’s impossible to get her to shut up (in a good way) but over texts and online she only ever gives the most basic responses, but after knowing her for so long that’s just how she is online. The last few times I’ve asked her to hang this year, she’s either ignored me outright or accepted and flaked; which I thought was my sign, but then a mutual friend informed me one of her parents had recently passed and that’s probably why she’d been acting so weird. She talks to me so infrequently now, I couldn’t have known otherwise.

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My baby sister is turning 16 soon, and she's fanatic on the idea of a Sweet 16. She asked me to help her, but I was nothing like her when I was her age. I don't mind helping, though, because she doesn't want my parents involved.

It's understandable, because my 16th birthday was "ruined" by my parents (They're just strict, all they did was embarrass me but I get where she's coming from).

She doesn't want a big party because she has 5 close friends, so she thought of going camping for the weekend, somewhere to get away from mom and dad. The problem is, there's no camping spots near our town. And I'm not driving 5 teenage girls on a 6 hour trip for the weekend. I asked her to think of something else, and she insisted as long as it's memorable and not at home.

I want my sis to have a good 16th birthday as it's really important to her, but I have no idea what to do. Does anyone have any ideas?

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i want to expose someone for cheating but i had to hack their account to find out. im obviously in the wrong here too, but how can i go about doing it?

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>start great new job
>love what I'm doing
>started in the middle of a pay cycle
>thought I got paid today, but it turns out the binder I was given had the wrong time sheet
>payday is actually next week
>I have -$32.00 in my bank account
>Have to go to 4 more days of week, and my car is on E

lmao. Welp, what do ya do?

>pic related, how I looked in the elevator

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I need an advice on fucking cheap good looking whores.

I'm good looking guy, had really good loking girls all my life and is seen as someone very serious, because I had two relationships that lasted over a year+. I never fucked some low grade wannabe bitch, because I always felt I can do better than that and seeked out for 9/10s and could pull it off.

Now I'm at point in my life where I don't want a relationship, sometimes I see a 20 year old bitch that thinks she is top shit, but is actually dumb as a rock and even the most retarded guys fucked her, because well, she is a bitch. The type of bitch that goes out with guys to pay her drinks and do everything for her, because they are cucks and she is good looking.

I want to have piece of that, but feel disgusted by the fact what kind of ''men'' (men children) she was with. I don't know how to detach from that and just write her/invite her out and tell her straight I want to fuck her. It's not that I wouldn't be able to do it, but I have no idea how bitches react to these kind of things. I always had girls that oyu somewhat had to chase or whatever, had to do an impression on them, not just call them out to fuck them.

So, how do I fuck a low tier good looking bitch, without feeling absolutely disgusted after it? I'm 22 and just want to go on a fucking spree, wtihout feeling bad about it.

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i found out this guy has a son who has a discord! here's the link: https://discord.gg/dGn8PS4 raid the shit outta them!!!!!!

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Thinking about taking a job offer to teach English in China or Indonesia, how do you think girls there view white guys? Curious if I'd be able to date or hookup with anyone I meet there or not

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Any cyclists here? I'm in need of advice, /adv/.

So I just ordered a bike from Halfords

http://www.halfords.com/cycling/bikes/hybrid-bikes/boardman-hybrid-comp-bike?cm_mmc=Google+PLA-_-Bikes-_-Hybrid+Bikes-_-306654&istCompanyId=b8708c57-7a02-4cf6-b2c0-dc36b54a327e&istItemId=xpqrtwllxm&istBid=tzit&_$ja=tsid:94971|cid:868641099|agid:42483199663|tid:pla-328048967440|crid:203186066781|nw:g|rnd:13425117667526298599|dvc:c|adp:1o1|loc:1007100&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpNrtw9T61AIVg6ntCh37bwiuEAQYASABEgLhGPD_BwE

This one, to be exact. They're already building it, it's supposed to be ready Friday.

However, i've just discovered this bike which I really like the look of. Only £50 more expensive, has 30% off the price, and looks super nice. Should I just ditch the Halfords bike and get this one instead?

https://www.rutlandcycling.com/bikes/hybrid-bikes/marin-fairfax-sc-4-2017-hybrid-bike-grey_375037?origin=pla&kwd=&currency=GBP&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIvuqT66OW1QIVb7vtCh3lfwMIEAQYAiABEgK7X_D_BwE

For what it's worth it's just for my 4 mile each way bike commute, but I wanted something decent regardless. Pic related, the one I kinda want instead now.

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I fear I'm starting to look like richard stallman. I hardly ever shave ro get my hair cut and so now I have a long beard and long hair. I also wear a golf shirt that is either red purple or navy blue + tan shorts/pants everyday. I am not as over weight as him but still... Should I do something about this?

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I've got some intense rage for my former boss building in me for a few months now and I need to know if I can release it the way I intend to. But first, storytime:
>Be me in mid 2016.
>Self-loathing with massive anxiety issues
>Start a 6 month internship in my final year as a requirement for my college to let me graduate
>Meet boss on the first day at work. Already being a little insulting, irritable
>Blames me for an error that he later realizes was because of him. Doesn't acknowledge it
>He's well spoken and confident so I assumed at the time he knew what he was talking about
>Time passes by, every day he finds some reason to criticize me or my coworkers
>Particularly bad for me considering my aforementioned self loathing
>Spend most of the first half of my internship hating myself and wishing I could please him for once.
>Halfway through I slowly realize the motherfucker is struggling with his life and his business and is on the verge of closing down is office.
>He maintains a facade of success to everyone he knows including his family and friends
>Always paid the electricity and water bill of the office late and only until it got cut
>Accepted unrealistically narrow deadlines for client projects (it was a design studio) and then blamed me and my coworkers whenever the deadlines weren't met
>Would endlessly lecture us on punctuality and commitment to quality work without ever following those himself. (He would produce the shittiest work I've seen in design while telling us not to compromise on quality. Still gotta finish that app design in half a week tho)
>Has a younger brother running a million dollar startup that he's madly jealous of
>Hired a team of developers to work on a design tool on the side sine his studio was failing
>Literally every former employee has quit after having an argument with him
>Didn't do that out of fear of losing my chances of graduating
(contd...)

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My friend is angsty and psychotic. He doesn't want to change. He actually believes he's going to follow through on a career, but he's studied for five different careers and always changes his mind in the end. He doesn't show regard for people he isn't attached to, saying they don't have any rights in his eyes. He thinks magic is real, vague spirits are real, and he talks to a "spirit" in his head. He's not at the point where he needs medicine, but he refuses to start making sense or interacting with rational people. When he leaves his father's, he ends up living with people who are dangerous to him. I can't help him socialize, because I'm hardly established in life, and he has to play pretend around people who don't believe in the supernatural.

So I have three concerns:
1. Is he about to become dangerous, like homicidal?
2. Is there anything I should be doing to help him?
3. Is he going to end up with a short life and no prospects?

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My girlfriend left me 2 months ago.
She is insecure and very very damaged.
The reason was that her parents didn't want her to stay with me because i'm older and not exaclty near, she was in pain about that and after a month of indecision left me.
Now she is a mess, she drinks, doesn't takes her meds and she talks to me in a really cold way.
I think she thinks that our relationship is impossible, but she telled me that the time with me was the best of her life.
She tells me that the next one will be better for me and she doesn't deserve me.
How i can remove this block from her? (Beside that problem, the relationship was what we wanted)
I can't forget her, i dated and fucked 4 girls and i still want her and the relationship with her.

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What can you do with a math degree?
I'm going to college soon and since the school I'm going to (pic related) is known for it's great engineering program, when I applied, I was only able to make it into my second choice, math.
I do like math, but literally every time I tell someone, they ask if I'm going to be a teacher. Like many on this website, I'm socially inept and hate people in general, so I really do not want to teach.
I would honestly prefer changing major to CS since I've found that more interesting, but I don't know if my class credits would all work towards that degree.
Is there any other viable job to go for as a math major or is transferring to CS the better option?

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I'm not sure where to ask this but anyways I have a lot of subclinical acne on my forehead. I've tried many acne products in order to get rid of it but nothing has worked. If anyone knows any home remedies or acne products I could use to get rid of this, that would be great, thank you.