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Do you work with heavy machinery, vehicles, or power tools in a field such as construction, trucking, or carpentry?

>>16791983

Nope, not dehydration.

Im at a computer.

>>16791973
Did your body type this, or did you?

Weed stays in your fat. Can take up to a month to go away so...

>>16791966
Yeah, I read about that. People recommended I should exercise for it to come out and drink cranberry juice.

>>16791966
One hit of weed that he didn't even inhale correctly isn't going to stay in his fat cells for a month. If you smoke daily, or massive amounts at once, but I would be surprised if that was even detectable after a week.
OP just drink lots of water and it won't be a problem. I promise

It's fine because it's a class. Meeting for some private yoga in your home would have been bad.

>>16791958

I guess it would be okay if it is a beginner class and you have gotten the sense that she would be into that.

Exercise for the sake of it on a first date seems like such a drag though. I would say that if you want to do something physical at least choose a fun activity.

>>16791961
>Meeting for some private yoga in your home would have been bad.

Why? would she believe i'm a pervert?

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>tfw 200 words essay due next week
>tfw haven't even started

Is it ogre?

>>16791948

study.

>>16791954
>200 words
You have to be 18 to use this site.

Probably nothing different to what I'm doing now, to be honest

>>16791937

probably go buy a cabin in the woods, or if lacking funds, steal one. travel from cabin to cabin enjoying woods. i like woods.

that or get some diving certification and go to guam and teach that.

>>16791937
Fuck as many whores as I possibly could. Get into street fights. Rape, kill, steal, lie. Everything I've ever wanted to do. If I get killed doing any of that stuff then Oh well I didn't give a fuck anyway

>>16791933

its rough. women who get older tend to both be more desperate and more picky.

the way you get better socially is just like you would physically. you train. you get to lift bigger weights by lifting smaller ones first. run faster by running slow. so go out and socialize with women. each failure is you 'maxing out'. each time you do, you get a little stronger.

>>16791939
Fact is I have no idea how to start training socially.
The body? I just bought two books, one of exercises, one of diet.
I am quite sure one can't learn to be social by reading a book.

>>16791959

like exercising you mostly go out and do.

go to a bar. see someone sitting alone. go strike up a conversation. and i dont just mean if they are a sexually appealing lady. just talk. see whats up. ask questions. chill. relax.

the more social you are the easier it gets. dont approach women with the sole intention of flirting.

>>16791932

pretty important. i have a diverse range of types so if i find them attractive at all it works for the time being. i dont go in wondering if we will be eternal cuz whats the point, you're probably not.

but if you feel almost nothing for them in your loins, then its probably not a good match. relationships without sex are just friendships.

I couldn't rank it, but I do think it's mandatory like a lot of other things

It's subjective imo and really depends on what reason both people are in the relationship.

To me, it's very important in a partner.

>>16791931

nope. moms are the first ladies we love. plenty of people do this. a lot of patterns like this surface not only from that but other experiences we had when young

Completely, 100% normal. This is basically the most normal thing there is. Taken both several psych courses as well as a Human Services course in Human Sexuality, and done a lot of extra reading on these subjects.

People don't talk about it because people are immature little shits.

>>16791931
Since you were attracted to that type of girl before seeing your mother's young pictures, it is unlikely that there is anything Oedipal going on.

But some experts say that, just as we are attracted to people who have interests and personalities like ours, we may be attracted to people who resemble us physically, and what you may be seeing in the girls is a bit of yourself that you happened to inherit from your mother. (You look like mother, girl looks like you, so girl looks like mother)

I think femdom is a much more common fetish amongst men. Women don't tend to be into it, which is one reason why so many men pay for it.

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>>16791919
No.

All women want the man to be dominant in both the bedroom and everyday life.

Seeing their man being weak/submissive to them dries out the pussy like nothing else.

The only females into the femdom scene are getting paid big bucks for it, which is the only reason why they do it.

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>>16791919
>I've been in 3 relationships so far and just hooked up with a new girlfriend and it seems all of them have had some sort of femdom fetish in one way on another.

That's called a shit-test.
If you give in, they lose respect for you and start looking for a proper alpha.

A great way to make new friends is to take up a pastime or hobby. Is the a carpentry club or class in your are that you could attend, for instance?

>>16791917
first and foremost bars. yes, they are dreadful. but go out and talk to people. anyone alone or with one friend who looks friendly. not hotties. not even women. just anyone. make a conversation. the more you talk to people like they are people the more easy it becomes.


that being said
>meetup.com or craigslist interest section

meetup.com is a large website with meetups for almost any hobby. i even found a guy from fucking israel a geek meet up. and even if ur not a geek, there is meet ups there for you. its for people with interests. here in LA there are several groups who meet monthly just to discuss buffy the vampire slayer, fucking 15 years after the fact.

i keep scanning the thread and seeing music stuff. those are the EASIEST meet ups to go to and talk to people who like music.

craigslist interset sections about the same, go and look at posts advertising meet ups.

and of course hobby shops. go to a store that sells just music and see what events they have. go to a comic book store and see what kind of game nights they have.

google for local clubs. even if you just like to read, look for book clubs. or start your own online.

create pretense revolving around interests and you'll meet people who appreciate those interests.

>>16791873

life is not hostile. it is indifferent.

>>16791873
Is she happy?

>>16791873

>relationships should be based on height

okay, so when you finally do get her, if someone 2 inches taller steps up she should jump on to his dick?

>>16791871
elle est crazy

>>16791881
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You're clearly not cut out for teaching. Try going into a different sector, in which your calmness and attention to detail will be prized - like carpentry for instance.

>introverted
>teacher

Why?

Anyways, just deal with it for three more months then find another job.

>>16791859
>>16791862
Oh I'm not a teacher and I never will be. I'm normally a researcher which involves a lot of reading and writing and data analysis, all solitary activities that I'm good at. A local school was very, very stuck for a teacher in my field (as in I found out on the Thursday and I had to begin on the Monday) and I decided to help them out. It wasn't all selfless though since the pay will be pretty good and it's good for my resume.

It just might be tricky mentally surviving these months as I feel bad rejecting people, but I really really want people to leave me alone while I recover the energy from a day of teaching and marking. I want to stop feeling like a horrible person.

>>16791847
Phone interviews ask a lot of the same questions in-person interviews do (Tell me about yourself, what is your greatest accomplishment, do what do in (situation related to job)).

The only thing since body language does not apply, your conviction and tone when answering becomes critically important.

1 last thing, even if you succeed here, this likely isn't the end of it. No job I've ever gone for didn't also have an in-person interview afterward.

Wow, welfare fraud investigator sounds like a soul destroying job. Why not switch to a more congenial field like carpentry?

Basically just a job for scumbags, you'll be pressured to get as many people as possible even if they are illegitimately ill. They really tried to get my brother with downs, who also has a very rare degenerative disorder of the brain which renders him unable to speak and do certain tasks.