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Drinking by myself bro checking in - gotta get that buzz on!

i'm not drinking, but i'm not doing shit otherwise either, so fuck it. what's up, anons?

>>16797293

i kinda miss beer, but im one month into accutane so no booze for me.

when i think about drinking its always either here just relaxing, or a cold beer in my hot shower, or playing mario kart with buds.

but other than those instances i dont missi t. deifnitely dont miss getting wasted

It's not a women thing.
It's a people thing.

>>16790616
women are actual scum ... or at least 90% of them are they lie cheat steal and manipulate all the time ts their nature

women are not as physically strong as men, so they have developed manipulation tactics in order to compensate for it. (men do it as well of course, to some extent - but much more prevalent and competent in women)

it's their nature

yes, it might even be more likely to be platonic when its online

>>16790594
...yes? Most are platonic, I'm sure.

>>16790594
Considering that they never meet, it can't be anything but platonic.

Why have you made such a big deal out of it?

>>16790573
Are you over weight?

>>16790583
Addiction is a big deal senpai.

>>16790588
Nah I'm kinda skinny.

Yes.

Not in my book. As long as people don't reproduce.
Anything else is just society being retarded and showing that most of them do not use their fucking brains at all.

Morally yes it's bad. Do I give a fuck? No as long as you don't have children with your sibling simply because that child is going to most likely have a lot of genetic problems and have a miserable life. I mean incest has been a thing throughout human history. Still though don't breed it really is unfair for the kid. Other than that by all means fuck each other to exhaustion, hell call in the parents have a party the house ain't gonna stank itself.

>>16790565
It's for a prank

>>16790566
witnEss these dubs

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>>16790577

>>16797077
I usually let the coin handle my booleans for me

>>16797117
My hands are too shitty to flip.. let alone catch a coin

Having endured both the effects of long-term naproxen usage and the specter of liver issues myself, I'd take the latter. I know it's a horrible way to go but the crippling pain of your stomach lining dissolving away is a horrible way to get there.

>>16790542
Currently on a 36 hour furlough in Qatar. Shoot.

>>16790550
Not op here, how does one join, and whats the pay

>>16790582
There is an initiation test where your team blind folds you and give a spoon full of warm slaty butter.

>>16790534
>>16790611
>>16790795
Where are you from?

As you speak English, pay attention to where exactly your voice is resonating in your mouth. Visualize it, if that helps.

British received pronunciation -what many people outside the UK call a "British accent", though that's not really accurate- resonates far forward, in the front of the mouth. If you push your own voice forward, you'll get something that sounds very similar; it just sort of falls out naturally. If you pull it all the way toward the back of your mouth, you'll get something very like a Slavic accent. Obviously you're not going to completely pass gor British or Serbian just by doing this -there are ither things like diction to consider- but you might be surprised at how far it can go. Experiment with this; push your voice around and see where it goes.

There is also an American received pronunciation: what you hear newscasters speaking, among other things. As with the British, this is often considered by outsiders to be an "American accent", but again, that's not strictly accurate. If you want to do this, hold your voice in the middle of your mouth, maybe just a tiny bit forward of the center. Again, this isn't everything there is to an American accent. But you may fibd that it helps a lot.

>>16790534
Heidi Klum has an accent.

>>16797015
Did you pay this therapist actual money?... I'm pretty sure I've read all of those on fortune cookies, or was it in my horoscope, I forget...

>How to do actions?

Are you literally telling us how to swallow the pill?

Fucking do it or don't.

Okay, lets go.

> If you keep a routine, studying gets easier and your mind gets concentrated on it. Raises your grade, keeps your mind occupied, avoiding bad thoughts.
How to? Buy a black board and find some hours to study trhough the week.

Reward yourself for positive things?
Thats behaviorism, and it works like hell... You do something good and reward yourself, so your body will say "HEY! If i do it, I'll be rewarded!" And suddenly, it's now a habit.
How to?
Buy yourself a tab of the chocolate you like, or a game you with to play, and make sure you only eat/play when you do something for someone in a selfless way.

Being more aware of emotions? Great advice. Knownledge of them is the first step to mastering them.
How to?
Whenever you feel a strong emotion, try to pin-point what triggered it. A thought? What someone said? Find it out and ask yourself "Why does this words/facts have such a pull on me?"

Having positive thoughts? Well... you know what thoughts actually could make a difference to you. I myself sometimes think I'm real lonely, so I came to the habit of remembering and thinking about times I didn't feel lonely.

This last advice is a combo with the third one, for you can pin-point a bad thought and change it to a good one. You can also reward yourself whenever you change the thought and is able to trust the new, positive one.

The key to a good breakup is a matter of timing, not wording. Nobody ever really cared why they were getting broken up with so much as the fact that it was happening. You don't really need linguistic gymnastics so much as softening the blow. "I'm not attracted anymore" becomes "you're wonderful, but I've lost passion and it wouldn't be fair of me to continue"

Doing this immediately after the pregnancy scare is a bit of a rollercoaster for her I'm sure.

Why the fuck we have these kind of thread every single fucking day? do you guys lost all the creativity for baits, try some diversity next time and please, elaborate more, this make this too fucking obvious

I don't see why it should be bait.

Look up the channel "school of life" on youtube, they have a nice series about relationships which has helped me a lot when I had a relapse on my ex girlfriend, a couple of months ago.

Not at all.
Politics is usually surrounded with corruption, robbery, violence and conflict.
None of them seems quality of the interest of good people.
Not that the people who care are bad, no, but, well, not caring doesn't mean you are.

Just for the lols: I don't give a fuck about politics since I was born. I'm 25, major philosopher and I think anarchy is the thing.

FUCK POLITICS, HAIL LIFE =)

>>16796946

No. Caring about politics these days is a hobby, not an citizen's obligation.

>>16796946
I take it you don't pay any significant amount of taxes?

How much time do you spend by yourself trying to learn math?

>>16790442
Not as much as I should, maybe 4-6 hours a week. I went to the tutoring center at the college and trying getting one on one with the tutors. One dedicated me like 2 hours cause his table was empty. As soon as another student showed up, he started ignoring my questions. The student like after 30 mins and I just pretended to be busy in the meantime. After she left, the tutor told me that he thinks I have a learning disability because I wasn't getting very basic concepts and I kept asking the same stuff over and over. I stopped going to the tutoring center after that. I think 2 weeks later, I withdrew from the algebra class.

>>16790454
Oh shit, i thought you were studying for less than 2 a week. Thats almost always the problem with math-dummies.

I think you should maybe increase the time you spend up to maybe 7-8 hours a week, I know it sounds a bit crazy but at that point most people start getting it.

If it doesn't work and your seeing tutors along with it you might actually have a learning disability. You really are unlucky if that's the case.

I said career but I actually meant job searching.

Why were you fraudulently discharged?

>>16790391
What is a fraudulent discharge? Do you mean you got a legitimate discharge fraudulently, by faking illness or something?

TIf the discharge is a legitimate one, no one need ever know how you got it. That's between you and your conscience (and maybe the military, if they ever find out).

Incidentally, it might be useful to learn the difference between EFFECT and AFFECT.