FUCK THIS FUCKING THING
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I got it for 50 cents at a flea market and I still feel ripped off.
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>playonline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVOHaLVDiAk
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"Enhanced" by playonline.com
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>"You're a professional game developer too? Awesome! Which company do you work for?"
>"Playtonic"
>"Wait, didn't you work on that Yooka-Laylee game then?"
>"Oh ha ha, yeeeeep... *sips drink*
>Awkward silence
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>>377673224
>Things that will ever happen: The post
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>>377673224
>"You're a professional game developer too? Awesome! Which company do you work for?"
>"Playtonic"
>"Never heard of it."
Fixed.
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>>377673224
>"In this hypothetical scenario, I'll ignore all those great Rare games you must have worked on previously in your career."
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Why haven't the Japs made a Nuclear disaster game like Stalker or Metro? You'd think after having 2 nuclear bombs dropped on em' with a nuclear reactor exploding there'd be plenty of material to make their own exclusion zone centered game with some nice body horror mutants.
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They took that theme in a different direction.
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>>377672872
What in the sweet name of Christ am I looking at here?
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>>377673042
This.
Behold.
https://youtu.be/IGCTSSWT4lg
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>Eat 300 food items
>don't gain weight
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>>377672390
FREE FUCKING PIZZA
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>>377672425
YOU WANTED IT
YOU WANTED IT
IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA
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>>377672390
Someone edit this with file folders
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Are y'all ready for more great Resident Evil movies?
https://www.google.com/amp/variety.com/2017/film/news/resident-evil-reboot-cannes-film-festival-1202439086/amp/
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Somebody fucking kill the Directors
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>>377672139
SIX
MOVIE
FRANCHISE
ARE THESE PEOPLE ON FUCKING DRUGS
How exactly are they gonna reboot it? Recast Mila as fucking Jill and Claire to make sure she's always in the movie? What about when Claire and Jill meet, what are they gonna do then?
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>>377672483
Make sure she's also wesker and you're set.
In fact, set the movie in a dystopian future where everyone is a milla jovovich zombie.
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>go to bar
>see this
Wat do?
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>>377671902
ask for dude sex on the beach
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>>377671902
order a bud light, because you're a filthy casual
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turn 360° and walk away
>Japanese app store top games
>Granblue Fantasy, Love Live!, Record Keeper, Puyo Puyo, decent stuff as far as mobage goes
>American app store top games
>generic slot machine game, generic billiards game, milk the cow, literal garbage
Why do normal burgers have such bad taste compared to normal nips?
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>>377671613
Why does google geo lock apps should be the real question
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burgers are best fuck you rice is gay
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>>377671613
that's a big burger
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Is Dwarf Fortress the most autistic game of all time? Do you know of other autistic games, share here.
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>>377671431
I wish I had the autism to play dwarf fortress. I think nethack is up there with it though.
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War in the East/Pacific/West
Command: Modern Air and Naval Operations
Aurora
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it's really not that hard
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Why don't the enemies react to being shot? No flinching, no visible blood splatter, no hitmarker, nothing. You can't tell if you shot accurately or not, making a lot of guns feel like bullet sponge.
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>>377671392
They do though, quite clearly most of the time.
Either you're not hitting because you aim sucks & you fail to realize that STALKER games have real bullet physics instead of hit-scan guns, OR your hits are not strong enough to penetrate their armor. Yes, even that stuff is coded in the game; pistol rounds & buckshot have pretty shit reach AND armor penetration, which is why you better go for the head or other exposed parts.
Better get a rifle + AP rounds + scope, ASAP. You'll instantly turn into a demi-god of the Zone with those.
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There is blood spatter and they do flinch
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/v/ recommend me some games like STALKER, E.Y.E., and fear.
aka single player fpses that are good
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>PANAMA CITY, FLORIDA — A Bay County father has been arrested after he allegedly left his child unattended for an entire day without food while he was drinking and playing video games at a friend’s apartment, according to arrest reports.
>Jacob Corey Gober, 25, appeared in court Wednesday on a charge of child neglect without great harm in connection with the incident.
>According to his arrest affidavit, three witnesses claimed to have observed child being alone in Gober’s apartment while he was next door for an extended period of time. He allegedly had gone next door that morning and was drinking alcohol and playing video games for the entire day without providing food to, or checking on, the child, officers reported.
>Gober “also confronted one of the neighbors that did a welfare check on the child and gave the child some food,” officers wrote. Gober “shoved the neighbor with both hands causing her to fall back. At this time, her husband observed (Gober) striking his wife and defended her by striking him in the face with a closed fist.”
Have you neglected yourself or others due to vidya
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>>377669252
>Florida
Can we give that shitty state back to Spain already
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>>377669252
I once played vidya for three days without buying food
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>>377669252
I've neglected chores and yard work for a week and a half at times. I'll just say it was due to videogames.
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Are mouse pads with extra padding actually good for video games?
Will it give me an extra edge in shooters if my wrist is comfy?
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>>377668490
id rub my dick on that
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Personally i think they are junk
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>>377668490
>Will it give me an extra edge in shooters if my wrist is comfy?
I wouldn't say it would give an extra edge, its just down to personal preference.
Why do people say this game has better world design than 2 and 3 when all the levels are generic and don't really fit together on Tallon IV? You have lava word, ice world, desert-ish world, etc. While Agon Wastes and Torvus Bog feel more natural when you move between them.
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Because they're more interesting to actually explore and having a hub instead of interconnected areas is for the birds
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2 is the best Prime game.
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>>377667193
I feel you, but there's more effort put into the level design and logic behind the world in Metroid Prime than most games 15 years later.
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Which Disgaea got the best main heroine?
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Rozalin so D2.
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>>377666801
1
etna, flonne, come on.
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5, any other answer is wrong.
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Platinum Games is making a Power Rangers game
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Why is no one talking about this?
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And?
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Where the fuck is the source for this?
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>>377666760
>Platinum
>Power Rangers
It's gonna be the Z-team making it, which guarantees it's gonna be shit.
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E3 2017
What are your hopes?
Your dreams?
And yournightmaresat this year's event?
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I will post this everyday until E3
I will cling to hope in possibility that a new Devil Survivor and Zero Escape game will be announced
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I will post this everyday until E3
I will cling to hope in possibility that a new metroid game will be announced
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My dream is that mods would finally ban and delete these daily spam threads.