Are y'all ready for more great Resident Evil movies?
https://www.google.com/amp/variety.com/2017/film/news/resident-evil-reboot-cannes-film-festival-1202439086/amp/
Somebody fucking kill the Directors
>>377672139
SIX
MOVIE
FRANCHISE
ARE THESE PEOPLE ON FUCKING DRUGS
How exactly are they gonna reboot it? Recast Mila as fucking Jill and Claire to make sure she's always in the movie? What about when Claire and Jill meet, what are they gonna do then?
>>377672483
Make sure she's also wesker and you're set.
In fact, set the movie in a dystopian future where everyone is a milla jovovich zombie.
>>377672623
Perfect. Now market it towards gen Z, with dub step and explosions and car chases, and life is grand.
Maybe make The Rock Chris Wesker and, OH, you know Veronica? Cast PeeWee Herman as Alfred Ashford.
Yes. This pleases me
>shit we called our last movie "Final Chapter". how do we keep milking the franchise?
>just reboot it lol
>you're a genius!
>>377672893
>Do you like resident evil anon?
>Yeah I love those games!
>lol resident evil is a MOVIE, duh!
This is how it's going to be. We all need to be prepared for this.
I mean we've already passed the point of no return, might as well see how far we can go at this point.
It made millions in china alone so it's not going to stop anytime soon.
>>377672139
>$1.2 billion
>>377672623
You know even with all the brainwashing/cloning/amnesia shenanigans we never did see an evil Alice
I bet she'd make a horrifyingly unstoppable villain
>>377673003
>Hey guys, its Jimmyletsplay88 here with another episode of VIDEO GAME ARCHEOLOGY WOOO.
>Today we're going to be playing Resident Evil.
>(silly voice) "But wait jimmy, resident evil is a movie series".
>You're right my humble viewer, however 40 years ago when the franchise was juuuust getting started the japanese made a bunch of shitty tie in games for some reason".
>And these games are a fuckin SHIT sandwich.
>(skip forward)
>Believe it or not, these shitball controls were actually acceptable in 1996.
>Jesus I can't even walk to the door. Look at this shit.
>Ok how do I shoot.
>Shoot dammit.
>Fuck this game yo.
>>377673712
>they kept making more and more money
How?
>91% overseas
Holy fuck
Looks like kino is back on the menu lads
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>>377674004
WW3 with China can't come soon enough.
>>377674148
>Dodging bullets
>Gets stabbed in the fucking face later
Just release the CGI ones in American theaters and call it a day desu
>>377672139
You know I didn't mind a god damn thing about these movies regardless of being pants on head retarded after the second one, but what do they plan on doing from the last one? I mean it's fucking over, umbrella got rekt and they've killed of almost every single relevant RE character that had even a glimpse of a tie to the games.
>>377674545
Is Vendetta out yet?
>>377674545
Is this one out yet?
>>377674545
Are these any good if I like RE? I haven't seen any of the CGI movies.
>>377674545
Can they CGI Mila in it?
>>377674545
How the fuck do you manage to make poorly choreographed CGI?
>>377672623
>six movies franchise
>all characters played by mila Jovovich
>all characters dialogues consists in she saying Jovovich.
KINO.
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>>377674693
Comes out this week in the land of the rising sun. Out on streaming services in June and blu-ray in July.
>>377673712
>the later ones made more money
>>377674735
Yes. There are two currently out,
'Degeneration' and 'Damnation'.
>>377674545
>Carrying the Gun-Fu bullshit from RE6
>>377674854
Chinks and fucking foreigners man.
90% of the low-tier shit put out by Hollywood and trash companies like Sony only makes money because of chinks and fucking foreigners.
Anyone who blames Americans for most of what Hollywood releases is retarded, because we're not the ones consuming this trash for the most part.
Hell yeah i'm ready
My soul might be screaming in agony but my mind is wondering what are they up to
>>377674735
Degeneration and Damnation.
Degeneration is alright. Nothing special, but watchable.
Damnation is fucking fantastic. Nails the cheesiness of Resident Evil while still delivering an action plot you want to follow. I always tell everyone it's "Resident Evil 4 2" in movie form.
>>377672139
For FUCK'S SAKE why does this waifufag keep getting work?
The lead isn't even a good actor!
>>377674765
Only one ingredient needed:
Zombies, which are pretty much relentless and mindless, responding to armlocks by forgetting what they were doing and flailing like a wounded Power Ranger.
>>377675486
>The lead isn't even a good actor!
I'm pretty sure the director is married to her and this is all some voyeur fetish thing to them
>>377675610
I know they're married
He's literally a waifufag, he's awkwardly inserting his waifu into things. But the worst part he's MAKING MONEY
Someone died and another was disfigured for these movies
>>377675676
>ywn make movies and assloads of money with your waifu
>>377675676
Is he really a waifufag though?
Is he really apart of /a/ and needlessly inserting Mila into things people don't care about?
>>377675982
He's basically a waifufag, just a really rich one with a waifu that actually exists.
Mila is the Lightning of Hollywood.
What we need now is a pants-on-head retarded RE game based in these movies, like Blops but with more retardedness
>>377676079
>based in these movies
I was gonna say RE6 but then you said actual movies. Hmmm.
>>377676153
Yeah, play like alice with her overpowered as fuck powers without the need of gimping her because movie scripts, same with monsters, since it will be a game you don't need to hold back on how many you can shove in a screen because of cast/animators limitations
>>377674545
I like how Leon is totally-not-John-Wick in this scene.
>>377674956
But that shit was awesome. It just had no business being in a RE game.
>Capcom will never expand on RE6's combat system but in an original IP
Feels bad, man.
>>377675867
Time to make more money in their honor lol!
>>377676951
>Capcom will never expand on RE6's combat system but in an original IP
They already did it once while developing RE2, I don't see the reason not to.
>>377677214
Don't forget, they also created Dino Crisis and Onimusha from RE too.
But that was Capcom back when they, you know, actually made sense and were good developers.
>>377673975
trying to hard desuyo
>>377673003
I think I've met way more people who were actually fans of the movies than people who were into the games, sadly.
>>377677502
I call bullshit, seriously?
>>377678357
yeah haha xD
>>377678357
Not that anon, but I've met a lot of people who knew the movie franchise and not aware it was based on video games.
>>377674004
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>>377674983
Have you seen what their domestic film industry shits out? Resident Evil is a fucking work of art compared to that
>>377680325
Don't the chinks love Fast and the Furious and Transformers as well?