>go to bar >see this Wat do?

>>377671902
ask for dude sex on the beach

>>377671902

order a bud light, because you're a filthy casual

turn 360° and walk away

ask the barkeep, "who do i have to kill to get a drink around here?"

>>377672019
360 degrees would have you headed the same direction, IDIOT

>>377671902
Leave because you don't have faith in a meme bar

Ask for a No Man's Rye, make a fuss when I actually receive something I can drink.

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>>377672067

>>377671902
>Order World of Barcraft and complain that it's not as good as the last time I had it.

>>377671902
>skyrum
>no mead
>it goes to ass creed instead
useless, I'm just getting a hard cider

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>>377671902
Ask for a drink that represents a real gamer's game.

Are vidya bars any good? Could I actually meet a gamergirl there?

>>377671902
Go back home and play videogames

>>377672175
that's not 360 that's only 180, a full 360 would have him hitting the xbox, fucking moran

>>377671902
*glass him*

>>377672196
Word play humah

>>377672175
>>377672067
btfo

>>377672091
Is this a make-your-own-game-drink-name thread now? Because if it is...

>Glenfiddwitcher

>>377672219
That actually sounds pretty good.

>>377672067
>>377672175
did I just step into 2007?

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>>377672226
I went with some friends once.
It was fun, but from what I saw most people there were there with friends, so you're very unlikely to meet people.

>>377672296
In that case, there's more where that came from.

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Ask for a Cooking Mama.
I like girly drinks, and would like to fuck Cooking Mama

>>377671902
h ello id like a bear pleas

>>377671902
You leave, because not only do you have to pay the bar tax, you also need to pay the gamer tax. Imagine how much more expensive this shit is than normally/

>>377671902
A glass of water please.

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>>377672401

>>377672272
word play or not, skyrim is more famous for mead, and ass creed is more notable for wine or rum (AC2 and 4 respectively, the most popular releases)
I'll take an appropriate recipe over a forced pun

I'm not here to drink your dog piss.

>>377672569
>Walk into bar
>I AM NOT HERE TO DRINK
What

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>>377672562

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>>377672341
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

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>>377672569

>>377672609
You wouldn't talk to me like that if you really knew me.

>>377672415
Rawr

>>377671902
>this gets reposted on reddit once a month
>it gets reposted on /v/ once a day
really makes you think

is destinyand deus ex normie shit now?

>>377672414
I never thought I'd ever ask this
what is the sauce to that cooking mama

>local barcade has themed drinks
>Macho Man
>Jack and coke garnished with a slim jim

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>>377671902
>Call Of Duty drink
>Jaeger mixed with Vodka and Red Bull

Why am I not surprised by this?

>>377671902
Repost it from the front page of yesterdays /r/gaming for replies on /v/ apparently

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>>377672638

>>377672609
Maybe he's just there to pretend that he has friends.

>>377672662
his conscience must not be clear

>>377672674
Destiny's always been normalfag shit.

>>377672695
I took that screenshot forever ago, I have long forgotten.

>>377671996
>order a bud light, because you're a filthy casual
underrated

>>377671902
>babby drinks

Fruity glitters and no buzz?

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>>377672729

>>377671902
>Sex on the beach
??

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>>377672067

>>377671902
I'll admit Destini got a chuckle out of me,
but the rest were dogshit

one water please

>>377671902
>go to visit friend in Philly last year
>happens to be the same weekend as Wondercon
>friend is at work till six and we got there around lunch
>dip into bar to cool off and kill time
>the bar is near the convention center and is just your basic sports bar
>group of sweaty obese dudes walk in
>one is wearing velcro sandals with socks
>they ask the bartender if the superhero drink special is available
>wut?
>apparently the bar was doing some promotion with super hero theme mixed drinks that started at 3pm
>they got there at 3pm sharp
>bartender basically gave them a lol we are still getting it ready answer
>they sit down at the bar and loudly tell anyone that gets near them that the superhero drinks are still not ready
>this goes on for an hour

The drink menu was shit when I finally got to see it. They didn't even do the obvious Incredible Hulk drink.

>For me, it's the Water. The best fast food Beverage. I even ask for extra Water ice cubes and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for Water ice cubes and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three cubes. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great water that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in water ice, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>377672695
she's not a very prolific porn actress, a quick search on your booru of choice should get you there

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>>377672803

>>377672831
Why would you go to a bar to get water?
Are you me?

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>>377672219
these are all cool but not worth the effort to make at home

>>377672569
*muffled death metal in the distance*

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>>377672175
At least post the good one

>>377672831
One "Not-so-Bio-shocked" coming up

>>377672674
>now

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>>377671902
drink, its booze, who the fuck cares what they named it. also, skyrum sounds fucking fantastic, do you have any idea what a good bitters can do for a drink?

>>377672809
It's what roasties order when at the bar with friends because muh crazy randomness

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>>377672884

>>377672905
Of course they aren't, I always assumed these were for people who were autistic enough to ask their local bartender to make one for them.
I would love to learn how to make drinks one day, though.

>>377671902
I'LL HAVE

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I actually met one of my friends in a bar because we drank Pokémon Go themed shots together
And I ended up fucking a chick that same night thanks to Pokémon shots Yes I am a turbo normie

>>377671902
WHAT'S IN THE ASSASSIN'S MEAD?

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>>377672982

>>377672954
Hey man, Sex on the Beach is pretty good.

>>377671902
>video game themed drinks
>alcohol used has absolutely nothing to do with their franchise

This is reddit, friends.

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>>377672226

>go to local vidya bar
>see this chick whose a regular
>monitor her for weeks
>one day she paid with a credit card and left her receipt at the table
>take it and get her name
>eventually find her social media pages
>find out her favorite game is Minecraft
>buy Minecraft and start playing it for research
>see her posting on Twitter that she's going to the bar
>get dressed and head there
>she's with friends
>drink some liquid courage
>go up and introduce myself
>small talk
>I tell her I love Minecraft
>she asks if I'm not too old for minecraft
>I..I thought minecraft was your favorite game
>no, never played it
>really wanted to whip out my phone to show her her own post saying minecraft is her favorite game but didn't
>she says she has to go to the bathroom
>I wait for her outside the bathrooms
>she just walks by and ignores me
>ok, playing hard to get
>order a round of drinks for her and her friends
>they drink it and don't even thank me

Fuck gamer girls. They're all fake bitches anyway.

>>377673017
A bar near me did the same shit and the same situation happened

Pokemon Go was the odd opportunity to get laid apparently

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>go to a bar
>see this menu
>have a nice time because it's a fun bar

>>377672712
you do realise all those drinks are just renamed drinks that have been around for over a decade and most of the 2-3 decades right? Or are you so young you have never walked into a bar or had a cocktail before?

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>>377673083

>>377672905

they're honestly not that much effort. The only "difficult" part is having all the ingredients.

>>377673083
wow you have the photoshopped version lol

>>377673129
Post proof

>>377672219
>>377672401
>>377672562
>>377672638
>>377672729
>>377672803
>>377672884
>>377672982

>Weeb trash

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MYSTERY OF THE DRUIDS COCKTAIL?

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING EASY LIKE QUAKE, DOOM, OR LEGACY OF KAIN?

FUCKING WEEABOO SCUM GO BACK TO /a/

>>377673129
Huh deja vu
I feel like I just read post this before

>>377671902
The call of duty one has fucking redbull in it.
I guess they know their audience, but that menu is full of pleb shit even if it weren't a bunch of halfbaked vidya references.

>>377671902
Order a Skyrum because it sounds good

>>377672729
Jesus Christ.

>>377672219
At least post everything Anon

http://imgur.com/a/p3er2

>don't go to bar
>go to gas station around the corner
>buy a couple bottles of rum or cider or something
>watch B movies and question where my life went wrong
still better than a vidya bar honestly, less reddit and big bang theory faggots

>>377673129
>>no, never played it
not sure if this is fake or copypasta or whatever but this is your cue for "im not interested in you" also ordering a round for someone who just ignored you is the most retarded thing i've ever seen

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>>377673292
Touhou is vidya.

>>377673453
You are lonely

>>377673129
oh god, i hope this is fake.

>>377673502
and mildly drunk

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>>377673142
>"virgin cocktails"
>alienware sponsor

>>377673537
It's ok anon. Just get up early and do what you know you need to.

>>377673428
Cool, I didn't have them all saved. I'll keep these for a future dump, then.

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>>377673502
Better to be lonely than to be surrounded by faggots.

A Deus Ex On The Beach and a Last Call Of Duty please.

>>377673017
>Pokémon Go themed shots
Was this in Denver, by chance?

>>377671902
>Wat do?
Ask if they have permission to use those brands names

>>377673453
wait what? Are these vidya bars a real thing?

>>377673489
Liar. All you Touhoo fags do is post the anime tiddies

>>377673912
Yup. They're mostly in bigger cities and college towns, though.

>>377673882
Those are not brand names

>>377673912
I'd assume in metropolitan areas at least, I know there's barcades which are pathetic shadows of what arcades once were preying on old nostalgics and hipsters

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>>377673969
Don't judge a game by the quality (or in this case, lack thereof) of the fanbase.

>>377672341
>>377672643
jesus christ it's been 10 years since that shit?

>>377672067
Just ignore it. No one can ever do the fucking joke right as say "moonwalk" away.

Anyone is saying that joke is an instant moron anyway.

>>377673142
>Virgin cocktails
>Alienware
Kek

>>377674052
Nobody actually plays the games outside of turbo autists

>>377674052
>slowly inch around a visual clusterfuck while holding the fire button
wow, it looks... good?
no wonder you have so many secondaries, who'd want to play this crap without the draw of tiddies?

>>377674006
>Katherine
Best girl gets best drink, hmmm

>>377674164
spotted the secondary

now tell me who your favorite 2hu is

>>377673747
Nah,this happened in Florida

>>377673292
Here's the DOOM shot.
3 shots of jagermeister garnished with gunpowder then set on fire. Drank while still on fire.

Do a 360 and walk away.

IF YOU GO TO ANY BAR OR HAD SEX LEAVE NOW. I'M 22 YEARS OLD AND NEVER BEEN TO A BAR AND NEVER EVEN HELD A GIRLS HAND. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE WITH YOUR BAR SEX NORMIE STORIES.

>>377674275
Cirno

>>377673138
Damn I missed out

>>377674478
I went to a cat meido bar in japan once, does that count

>>377674493
chocolate or vanilla

>>377672282
>>377672067
Bait/samefagg/underaged

GTFO

>>377674478
I've been to many bars over the years but I'm a fucking 28 year old virgin. Checkmate.

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>>377674180
Looks like someone is a casual.

>>377674164
Rude.

>>377674478
>Being a virgin after 14

>>377674687
>Rude.
It's still the truth

>>377674687
>git gud casul
I don't care, it still looks like shit, bullet hell is a dumb genre in general

>>377671902
Do you guys have any Gorilla Kush?

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>>377672067

Newfag

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>>377674835
It's still rude.

>>377674869
You should give it a try. I was skeptical at first, but now I really enjoy the games. Just play on Normal, it's very manageable.

>>377675197
fine I'll try them, I just like messing with /jp/ but you're too level headed

>>377674275

alice

>>377673129
5/10 because some /v/irgins actually believe you

>>377673489
You're not fooling anyone.
Maybe if you didn't post exclusively loli waifu trash someone would believe you, but you are more retarded than I thought if you genuinely think anyone believes you aren't weeb trash.

>Real gamers exclusively play Touhou

DIE

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>>377671902
>ordering cocktails at a bar
Are you a fucking woman or something?

>Live in rural Maine
>Bars are inhabited exclusively by trailer trash self destructive whores with more mental illness symptoms than one can count on all fingers an toes.
>Mentioning video games would get a beating from the nearest redneck.

E N D M Y L I F E
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>>377672463
>bar tax
Is this an american thing?

>>377671902
>Sparow

>>377675797
I don't think you'll regret it.
I would suggest starting with EoSD, the 6th game in the series. It's a good entry point.

>>377676297
>Maine

you're too old for vidya anyway Stephen King

>>377676193
>Being such a beta bitchmale you have to resign to only drinking putrid pisswater instead of something with flavor just because your masculinity is so fragile

>>377676297
People actually live in Maine?

Dank Bowls
a bong that looks like an estus flask, loaded with dank weed with the orange hairs on it
When you hit it the bartender has to say "bongfire lit"

>>377676413
THAT FUCKING FAGGOT RUINED THE STATE.

HE BROUGHT ALL THE HIPSTER LIBERALS WITH HIM WHEN HE MOVED HERE.

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>>377671902
>jaegermeister

>>377672662
The fuck is that supposed to mean, faggot?

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post Sekibanki's drink

>>377676549
>Wasting cannabis by throwing into alcohol and drinking it.

And they're called tricomes not hairs, you fucking uncultured swine.

>>377673292
>MYSTERY OF THE DRUIDS COCKTAIL
>COCKTAIL

As if!
That's a pint of mead with a Mystery Shot to make you make that same face on the cover (surprise, it's fucking Jalapeño tequila).

>>377671902
yeah, I'll have a whiskey; neat.
did this at a "chemistry bar" where their whole shlock is "knowing the science behind the drinks to maximize flavor" and the bartenders kept giving me strange looks.

>>377676741
It means play E.Y.E. you stupid Jian

>>377676761
>get a jug of water
>cut it open
>stick your dick into it
>cum
>cut its head off
enjoy

>>377676783
trichomes are the twinkling beads on the bead dumb fucker and there's no alcohol mentioned

What aDevil may cry drink would taste like?

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>>377671902
Ask for a real drink for hardcore gamers such as myself.

>>377674164
Thank youfor telling the truth ,anon you're best

>>377671902
>what would like sir?
for you to fuck off

then walk out of that fucking place.

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>>377676494
>thinking neat whisky tastes like pudrid piss water
Sure is underage or woman in here

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>>377676850

>>377673292
The Mystery of the Druids cocktail doesn't exist. Just like the Druids.

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>>377671902
I would drink the Skyrum but I took an arrow to the knee

>>377671996
>being this soft
Might as well drink water

>>377673969
True, but that doesn't explain how Touhou isn't vidya.

>>377674180
It's very skill-based, especially when racking up score by grazing comes into play. It looks easy but if you play, you'll quickly find it isn't.

The official art has basically no tits, that's fan art only.

>>377674164
Weebs are usually autists.

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Is this a vidya-related drinks thread?

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>>377672067

Cringe.

>>377671902
Leave the bar, because bars are gay and if I want to drink I'll buy my own bottle for a cheaper price and enjoy not being surrounded by gross strangers

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>>377671902
I'll take a Dark Souls with SPRIIIIITTE

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>>377671902
>I'll have a beer

>>377671996
>Drinking light beer

May as well just come out desu.

>>377671902
Ask for an Early Access Buck's Fizz. Barman gives you a glass of orange juice then an hour later tops it up with some flat champagne.

I actually came up with a few Smash related drinks/shots based on moves (Falcon Punch, the Luigi Rocket, Wall of Pain)
I don't remember the exact recipes but you can probably make some guesses

>going to a bar
>not just drinking alone every night for years with as much alcohol as you want
haha lol video games

Probably order a deus ex on the beach and a skyrum since they sound pretty good.
Then just stick with beer for the rest of the night.

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>>377674356
>Drank while still on fire.
I like this anon, he knows what he's doing.