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Hearthstone is retarded 2017-05-24 10:03:27 Post No.377895406
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Hearthstone is the most retarded game I've ever played. I'm going to ignore the pay2win, the balance issues, the RNG or the complete lack of strategic play.
Nope, the single thing that utterly makes this game retarded on its own is how uncreative it is. Blizzard made sure that only their pre-made decks are viable. The so-called "players" of this game could just as well be robots who perform an algorithm that was programmed into them by Blizzard.
It's sad enough that the game doesn't give you the ability to make meaningful choices in the game. But to top it all off, it doesn't allow you to make meaningful choices before the game either. All the cards are just a facade. In actuality, this game could just as well consist of playing a single card. There are cards called "75% chance of winning" or "50% chance of winning" etc. Heck no, why even deal any cards. Just clock on a play button and the game instantly tells you "you lost" or "you won" based on the algorithm of the game. That's literally what is happening here.
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>>377895406
Watch the popular streamers for the game, it gets even worse. The #1 streamer exploited D3 to build his viewership and he just spent 5 grand on packs when the expansion dropped.
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>>377895406
>Nope, the single thing that utterly makes this game retarded on its own is how uncreative it is. Blizzard made sure that only their pre-made decks are viable.
because the last time players discovered unique decks we got patron warrior and midrange hunter
also most "unique" decks are actually unoptimised versions of good decks, see the various flavours of midrange paladin becoming secret paladin
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wait kripp is the most popular streamer now?
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>>377895406
Yep. They release "themes", e.g. C'thun, pirate, dragon etc instead of releasing creative cards and letting people make their own decks. They also cycle out old cards so there's always a pathetic card pool for standard (and wild is dead, and unbalanced).
Couple that with the fact that aggro is pretty much always dominant, and that "counter" decks only have a 55-65% win-rate and you have a trash game. Like, you know the most powerful aggro deck might be pirate warrior, but the tools just aren't in the game to crush it.
Arena is pretty fun though.
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What wentright?
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Nintendo did their best non-Zelda game, ever.
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How can they improve upon the perfection that is BOTW link for the next game?
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>>377895436
Make hereven cuter
Is this good menu design?
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Yes. It looks absolutely gorgeous and it's not hard to read or unintuitive.
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>>377894762
one of my favourite menu's ive seen in a while
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The day whoever it is designs the UI for P3/4/5 leaves Atlus is a grim fucking day.
Do we know his/her name, by the way? That person needs recognition.
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>Oh yeah, that happened
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cute
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>>377894718
cool bruv
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>>377894718
>there are people who rent anime on Steam
>they somehow manage to be disgusting weebs with shit taste
>yet they don't know the first thing about how the internet works so they need to use a fucking digital video game store to find anime
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Friday the 13th releases tomorrow and it's not the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or even 7th top seller on Steam.
Why? It looks fun as fuck. Is this a red flag?
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It's just Dead By Daylight except twice as expensive.
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>$40
Lol, no thanks, I'll wait.
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I don't see any interest after Dead by Daylight turned out the way it did. Low level players were unstoppable and the monster couldn't do anything, high level monsters were unstoppable and players couldn't do anything, stupid things like infinitely jumping through windows..
After that and Evolve I couldn't imagine caring about another asymmetrical multiplayer horror game.
Hey im stuck on the dragonslayer armour and am at soul level 37 annyone wanna help a /v/apper out. I'm on PS4
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I'm so lonely, wish she would sit on my face :(
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>>377895238
It's not as good as you think it is. Dealing with a squirter is fucking annoying. It's like 50/50 gamble dude.
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>>377895364
Is she a squirter?
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What was his endgame?
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>>377893604
We'll never know.
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I don't even think Valve knows.
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>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night is apparently only "20 to 30 percent complete" roughly two years later. IGA revealed the news to Famitsu this week, and notes that he needs to "speed up development" if he wants to hit his target.
https://www.destructoid.com/bloodstained-kickstarted-in-2015-is-only-20-to-30-percent-done-437626.phtml
Last year they were 10% done. Now they've only made 10-20? progress? What gives?
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They're going to run out of money and the whole project will end up a train wreck.
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>>377893839
FPBP
Also it already looks like a trainwreck in visual, especially textures and animation, department.
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>>377893142
out jewed again
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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Which one is good at rushdowns
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>>377893205
Sakurako would be rushdown.
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Is China a good character for a beginner?
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>the Switch is portable
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>ignoring the bag right next to him
yeah, you're right, it's not a gameboy pocket.
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>carrying anything besides keys in your pocket
mental illness is a bitch
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>ignoring the bag
oh, so this means portable?
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Fuck. This. Operator.
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>>377892039
Fuck. You. Too
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>>377892039
I'm surprised they aren't nerfing his ability after the overpowering buff he got.
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Dead. Game.
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Where were you when things started to happen and SEGA embraced the PC?
https://www.pcinvasion.com/sega-pc-ports-interview-with-sega-europes-john-clark
>PCI: How has Bayonetta been doing, sales-wise? Is the SteamSpy estimate of 160,000 owners anywhere close?
>JC: It’s not far off, I think we’re just over 170,000 currently. We’re really happy with the performance and response from the fans on the forums.
>PCI: SEGA now seem committed to releasing PC ports on a fairly consistent basis, can we expect even more in the semi-near future?
>JC: You can.
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>>377891528
>things started to happen and SEGA embraced the PC
That happened at least three years ago with VC release.
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>>377891528
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LOCALIZED PSO2, SEGA
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>>377891528
So what else can they port over? Realistically, I mean.
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What the fuck is going on with Xbox atm?
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phil not get sick
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Why do kids/normies/faggots love this fucking garbage?
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Because they are retards and their imaginary YouTube friends told them to.
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>>377891421
brainlets+twitch sheeples
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I want to know this as well. I actually don't get it. I tried Battlegrounds because one of my friends loves it and it just felt like the most mundane shit. Also it gave me motion sickness for some fucking reason which never happens to me.
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You motherfuckers lied to me about Life Is Strange. This game is literally GOAT up until the final 1/3 of the final episode. There's nothing close to an SJW agenda, and Chloe is actually a likeable and respectable person who just has some daddy issues, that's all
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post more cute
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You are entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is wrong.
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>>377891137
If /v/ says a story heavy game is shit, chances are it's actually really good. The circlejerk against games with little gameplay is out of control.