Hey im stuck on the dragonslayer armour and am at soul level

I'm so lonely, wish she would sit on my face :(

>>377895238
It's not as good as you think it is. Dealing with a squirter is fucking annoying. It's like 50/50 gamble dude.

>>377895364
Is she a squirter?

>>377895364

I like those odds.

>>377893850
That butt was made for latino cock.

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>>377895364
>squatting on my face
>giving head
>starts pressing against my jaw super fucking hard
>30 seconds later
>fluid running down my chest

Suddenly my objective was to make this happen as much as I can

>>377895602
It was made for strapons silly

>>377895364
>It's not as good as you think it is.
>Uh, okay, so there's an ass on my face
>Mmm..
>Yup
>Why no boner? I thought I was into it
>Getting kinda hard to breathe, should I struggle a bit to let her know
>It's not supposed to be a breathplay thing, is it
>Still no boner
>Okay, I really need a breather
I don't know what I expected. It looks better than it is in experience, same with feet. I also might have an erection problem because of all the sick shit I've fapped to

>>377893850
damn

>>377895364

With me she would die from dehydration then.

>>377895513
>>377895581
>>377895602
>>377895704
Maybe it was just bad tasting pussy juice, I dunno but my first time with Facesitting was a nightmare
>invite tinder slut over my house because no car
>begin to fuck and nervous since it's my first time
>tell her to fuck in my dad's room since my apartment has thin walls and his room wasn't next to another apartment
>all those hentai gave me a fetish for licking pussy and ass
>tell her to sit on my face
>"oh okay, I never tried that before."
> ass was pretty much tasteless since she was clean
> I didn't taste anything at first when eating her pussy out but the more I did, it began to taste like watery
>I heard it tastes like fish but I never ate fish so oh well
> she finally unloads it all into me
>was the most sour tasting stuff
>gets all over my dad's pillow
> don't realize the stain until she leaves
> it smelled fucking awful
> my mother calls me and tells me to come down to drive somewhere, leaving no time to clean up
> i just threw the pillow in the trash
>come home afterwards and my father assumed I just pissed on his pillow for a shitty prank
> even after all this happen, I still masturbate to Facesitting
Wew

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>>377896634
>invite tinder slut over my house because no car
Nope. I would never let a random tinder bitch / ho sit on your face, or give them head since you have no idea what or who happened down there.

>Losing your virginity and eating ass for the first time within the same day

2Cuhrayzee4Me I still wouldn't eat ass to this day years later.

>>377896634
This sounds so made up. She pissed on your face, dipshit.

>>377895238
Giving head is trash tier. I wanna backshot that so bad thoo

>>377897670
>not having a pee fetish

>>377897670
It didn't feel like piss. The stuff had a really strong odor like sweat mixed with jizz. It was fucking awful.

>>377898380
>sweat mixed with jizz
You been cucked m8

>>377895893
You're supposed to link her holes and clit with your tongue you idiot. Enjoy that she has a bit of power over you and get her off.
You get off by getting her off.
Maybe she repays the favour with a blowjob after.

It's obviously not what you thought it was.

>>377897670
>She pissed on your face
Not him, but it's really easy to realize if someone peed just from the ammonia smell alone.

>>377897670
>she pissed on your face

>>377896634
>I still masturbate to Facesitting
I know this feel with another thing.
>have anal fetish
>jack off to all kinds of anal porn stuff
>start jacking off to pegging too
>convince wife to peg me once
>we buy strapon
>she inserts the dildo into my ass
>feels like taking a huge reverse dump
>moves slowly in and out
>all that pain
>eventually cum from jacking off while my wife keeps pegging me
>anus feels like I took the biggest dump I ever took for days
>never try pegging again
>still jack off to pegging porn

>>377900683
How do you still feel like a man after doing that? My last serious girlfriend tried real fucking hard to get me to let her give me a rimjob. Like she really fucking wanted it but I just couldn't even think about it because I knew I'd never feel like a man again after

>>377898939
No, I worked with my tongue, alright, who do you take me for? But the whole "buried under soft ass" aspect didn't seem as thrilling as I imagined it. I kept thinking trivial thoughts and wasn't turned on much.

>>377900827
>How do you still feel like a man after doing that?
Let my anus relax for a couple of days till the pain is gone. Then everything went back to normal.

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>>377895602
Absolutely, because latinos are notorious for making and spreading images of photoshoped bunda.

>>377896634
How the fuck have you never eaten fish?

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This is a degenerate thread

>>377900827
>My last serious girlfriend tried real fucking hard to get me to let her give me a rimjob.
One-time hookup tried fingering me once without my consent while giving me a blowjob, I had to repeat myself twice for it to get to her drunken head. "No means no" and other stuff kept going through my head, for a moment I really understood how girls feel with guys who pressure them into sex, as my pucker felt vulnerable as never before.

>>377898380
Cum stays alive in vaginas for a while, it sounds like she leaked out a dudes cum into your mouth from her last tinder hook up.

The only other option is she pissed on you, so I wouldn't tell this story to anyone in person hoping it'll make you sound cool.

>>377895364
>Dealing with a squirter is fucking annoying

This is a fucking lie. I've nearly died going down on my ex, looking like I dunked my head in a bucket of juice.

>>377901027
Not him I hated fish since I was a kid and never gave it a chance even after I've grown up.

>>377896634
>I never ate fish
what the fuck is wrong with you

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>>377901024
better butt

>>377901185
Eat a goddamn salmon steak you pleb

>>377901024
>>377893850
>Juri
My nigger.

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>>377901024
Absolutely Disappointing!

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>>377893850

Is that Lamar Wilson next to her?

Did DashieXP take this picture?

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>>377901304

>>377901385
Look all the no-asses in these thread it's cute no-asses but OP looked phenomenal. I should have known it was too good to be true.

>>377901024
this actually looks better

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>>377901585
better?

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>>377901024
>>377901206
>>377901385
FLAT
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>>377901674
thanks!

>>377893850
if this wasn't a concrete jungle, she would become a dick sock for the rest of her life or until she expires, which would probably be really fast.

degeneracy at its finest

>>377900683
Not enough lube and she shouldn't have just gone straight in there.
You need to relax the muscles and start with something smaller first, working your way up to open things up slowly.

It's like if you just jammed your fist up her pussy.

>>377900827
You're a faggot.

DoW 3 is really doesn't feel right having the campaigned played by three factions at once. I want to focus on the story of the Space Marines and Orks individually. It breaks immersion being flung around their perspectives.

>>377895364
>sex is overrated guy
Text book.

>>377901095
he only liked it because of that last sad part, the movie is dog shit.

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>>377901897

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>>377901674
6/10

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>>377902002
LOL!
>>377902059
Disgusting. Just because I like big asses doesn't mean I like blubbery asses.

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I prefer cute butts

>>377897670
>>377901146
So is squirt without odor? I mean if I were to try what that anon did but it was real squirt it wouldn't feel bad?

>>377902059
whos that

>>377902194
Nice. Post more.

CITIZEN.

Posting lewds is illegal on this board.
Do not oppose the law.

>>377896634
This never happened, you fucking underage.

>>377902290
>whos that
lela star

>>377902290
M. Bison

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>>377902194
A large butt on a cute girl is still a cute butt.

>>377901146
No it doesn't

>>377901696
Sauce?

>>377893850
you're a pretty low level for that part of the game.


good luck, it can be done, just like how each ds game can be completed at sl1. you just need to get used to the motions of each boss. if you've gotten this far, then you understand.