>the Switch is portable

>ignoring the bag right next to him

yeah, you're right, it's not a gameboy pocket.

>carrying anything besides keys in your pocket
mental illness is a bitch

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>>377892590
>ignoring the bag

oh, so this means portable?

>he thinks portable = pocketable

Laptops are considered portable.

>>377892539
>putting anything in your back pocket
I can't believe anyone actually does this, especially with a Nintendo Switch.

>>377892625
what is a wallet and phone?

>>377892665
sure does

>>377892539
Oh it's portable alright, I can port it to my bathroom in about 20 seconds, hoping that the handles will slip on nicely.

Now the problem is that I literally shit faster than I pee, so I have no use for it's in-house portability.

>>377892720
>what is a wallet and phone?
What is a purse for?

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>>377892723
>>Now the problem is that I literally shit faster than I pee

fucking american diet man

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>>377892768
>What is a purse for?
women

>>377892723
>I literally shit faster than I pee

Jesus Christ anon, see a doctor.

>>377892768
For faggots

>>377892768
why would I carry a purse full of shit when I could just put my phone and wallet in my pockets?

also >>377892824

>>377892539
Living in cold-forever Washington, I wear a coat that has an enormous interior pocket. My Switch fits perfectly.

>>377892768
>Carrying a purse as a man
>Bring a faggot

Looks like you're the one with the mental illness buddy.

>>377892768
>What is a purse for?
8/10 bait

>>377892665
Why would anyone do this?

>>377892665
where did he plug in?

>>377892723
I can only imagine what that sounds like

>>377892665
i feel so sad for this guy

>using pockets

Enjoy wearing ill-fitting pats, fatboy.

>>377892665
Indeed it is.

so anyone have a situation where you come home to play on the switch and a family member took it out of the house.

portable means you can fit in your backpack to use on the schoolbus (for elementary school lmao)

>>377892665
>train stops
>tv falls over

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>>377893690

>>377892665
Is that SH3? That nigga is alright.

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why are americans so insecure about having a bag? Is it because having one implies that they can't fit everything in their pickup truck?

>>377893889
Dude is obviously used to this and uses the train motion to a strategic advantage

>>377894032
What?

>>377894032
In America, bags are for women, schoolkids, and people who plan on stealing stuff and smuggling it out in said bag.

>>377894032
only terrorists and women need bads desu

>>377892665
What will happen if the train needs to make a turn?

>>377894208
>Trains ever making a turn sharp enough for this to be a valid concern.

>>377892665
What the fuck, why did he place it at such a weird ass angle?

>>377894208
>What will happen if the train needs to make a turn?
>train turn
>TRAIN
>TURN
Nigga I think you might be on a bus.
Can you see the sky?
NO?! NIGGA WHY YOUR BUS ON THE SUBWAY?

>>377894208
That's clearly an NYC train and I can tell you already there are no sharp turns.

Also it's a fucking train, what the hell kind of sharp turns are you expecting to begin with?

>>377894336
>What the fuck, why did he place it at such a weird ass angle?

it's propped against the pole

>>377893990
>hd remaster of SH3
No he isn't alright. He is double nigger.

>>377894032
If you need a bag then get a backpack you faggot

>>377894208
Trains aren't Initial D anon

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>>377893889
>>377892665
>black people setup video game consoles on trains
>white people setup swing sets on trains

Mexicans can bring taco trucks, what can Asians bring?

it's the same size as a 3ds xl without the joycons and the joycons themselves take about as much place as your keys

if you can't carry a switch in your pockets you're probably a turbo manlet

>>377894516
Na son, get yourself a fucking suitcase.
Real professionals game by suitcase.

>>377894590
Flied lice?

>>377894590
Why are americans so obsessed with race?

>>377894590
White people bring katanas on the train. I don't think I've ever seen an Asian ride a train at all though.

>>377894590
Asians peepoo in trains.

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>>377894715
>Why are americans so obsessed with race?

all non white people are obsessed with race

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>>377894715
Why is Europe obsessed with race?

>>377894715
>implying yuropoors don't shit their pants when a person with little to dark of a tan gets within 5 miles of their border

>>377894715
>US census
>half-breeds, t*rks and ar*bs are considered white
>USA is 60 % "white"
Makes you think

>>377894813
Tell that to Sweden, Germany, France, Spain, other major EU countries.

>>377894032
Instead of raping Caska, Griffith should have stole Guts sweet ass bag.

>>377894841
t. slav

>>377894816
Hispanics are considered white now too.

>>377894887
Nope, stinky Scottish scum :^)

>>377892701
using the same retarded logic, my 40" LED is portable too.

See, I can actually carry it around.

stfu shill

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>>377894587

>>377894813
By the US definition of "race" Europe is still 99% white.
>The United States Census Bureau defines White people as those "having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East-North Africa."
Really makes you think.

>>377894715
Why are you so obsessed with america?

>>377894715
Why are Europeans so obsessed with exploding?

>>377895164
Why are Americans so obsessed with getting shot?

>>377895234
It's more likely to live from a bullet than it is from someone exploding violently.

>>377895164
Because they're eradicating an inferior culture.

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>>377895265
So you are just pussies?
>mfw americans can't take a blastwave to face

>>377894336
In most countries train tracks have bends

>What is a purse for
>"omg ur a faggot"
>Says the people who wank to traps and shota

You're homosexual. It's okay.

>>377894208
The train banks and then pulls up, meaning the only force is pushing down into the seat.

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>>377892665

>>377892665
>360
>Moving around
>Just fuck my discs up nigga
>SH HD collection

Deserves it

>>377896518
Not THAT significant though. Jesus trains would derail at quarter the angle where vehicle rotation becomes an issue for non-fixed items.
That's even with more modern trains with better wheel systems capable of larger turning angles.

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>>377892665
Does he really need to play Silent Hill 3 HD that badly that he needs to create a gaming setup on the fucking subway?

Shit, man, there's plenty of portable consoles out there.

>>377898864
Maybe hes homeless and needs a place to setup. I see no other reason to carry that many bags.

>>377894032
I carry a bookbag around. Mostly just my work clothes since I fucking hate walking about in a suit.

>>377900296
>he doesn't enjoy walking around in a suit
>he doesn't unleash some absolute tool aura every now and then by paying for cheap items with 100/50 dollar bills
Doing it wrong

>>377900448
>Be the guy you once had to deal with
Worked retail long enough that I can't ever do that shit.

>>377892768
Getting stolen.

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>>377892665
this picture makes me incredibly sad

>>377894590
Gropers.

>>377894715
They all have no idea whatsoever what ethnicity they are so a mix of skin color shade and social standing is all they got

>>377895016
if you're saying a laptop isn't portable shoot yourself right now.

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>>377892539
The original Gameboy barely fit in your pocket either.
And your 3DS or Vita will stick out too.

They're all recognized as portable though.

>>377893889
>>377892665
I've seen much stranger on NYC trains, no one would bat an eye at this except for when it gets crowded and people need room

>>377903704
What the hell goes on in NYC trains?

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>>377903819
Stuff and shit

>>377892539
>tablets and laptops are portable

>>377903589
>And your 3DS or Vita will stick out too

No they dont

>>377893889
comfy levels off the charts

>>377894947
hispanics come from spain. latinos come from latin america

>>377904517
What weird ass pockets does your pants have that can fit an entire Vita or 3DS without them sticking out?

>>377892539
>Detach controllers
>Put switch in inner jacket pocket left
>Put joycon in inner jacket pocket right

Even when zipped up, they don't show on my jacket.
Granted the screen protector gets FUCKED UP by next to nothing. Never anything in the same pocket.

Even then, jack carry a bag.
Surely you've got more than your keys and your wallet, right?

>>377904657
Normal adult male pockets.

Stop buying your jeans at hot topic and maybe you can fit them in your pockets too.

>>377904657
Nigger if your phone can fit in your pocket your 3ds can.

>>377904831
t. jeans size 40

fatty

>>377904831
The pockets in the OP image are pretty normal.
They wouldn't fit.

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>>377892539
Nice try bait fag.

You know the original GameBoy was an absolute monster of a handheld. It still became quite popular though.

It's sad that this is the level of desperate shit posting we have here now.

>>377904657
I tend to close my 3ds before I put it in my pocket. Fits everytime.

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>he doesn't have a messenger bag

>>377905076
>messenger bag
reddit

quintessential cuck-core

>>377905028
Its thickness isn't the problem. As stated. You can "fit" it in your pocket. But it will stick out.

>>377905131
>not using Reddit for serious discussion and /V/ for shitposting

>>377905245
Oh shit this triggers me so hard

You bastard are getting better

>>377905245
>not using voat for serious discussion, reddit for falseflagging and /v/ for shitopsting

>>377894316
>>377894336
>>377894364
>>377894587
Thats a stolen joke you fucking idiots.

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>>377892539
Fits in my pockets when I put the joycons in another pocket.

So yeah. Fits just fine. I wear jeans too.

>>377905713
too bad the Joycons are a bitch to remove

>>377905917
if your jacket pocket is big enough
put them inside a pouch

>>377892720
>"I carry my phone in my pockets"
Enjoy your cancer

>>377906263
Where the Fuck do you carry your phone then, faggot? Your purse?

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>>377892539
>not having a jacket with big inner pockets
I can put my Switch in my jacket pocket and nobody would be able to tell it was there.

>>377905917
>joycons are a bitch to remove
what? mine just slide right off, something might be wrong with your Switch anon.

>>377905917
They are pretty easy to remove after you figure out the trick.
Just press the buttons with your index fingers and use your thumbs to push the console down.

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>Ninteniggers actually wear a jacket in the fucking summer

>>377907902
>american education doesn't teach seasons are reversed in the other half of the world
It's pretty sad yeah.

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>>377892665
Well,technically yes since he was able to bring it around. That image is depressing as fuck though.

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top: Portable gmaing consoles
bottom: da fuq is dat shit mane

>>377905559
Oh sorry I'm not hip to reddit

>>377908975
It's okay, you can get started by browsing /r/games

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>>377892539
Yeah, portable. My ass is portable!

>>377892539
Yea, it is portable. After taking the Joycons off it fits perfectly in my sweater pocket.

>>377910216
>being so fat that your pockets sweat
lmao americans

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>>377892665
this is why I always my cube on the train

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>there are people who unironically want a Nintendo Switch XL

Whenever I take mine anywhere I take off the joycons and put the tablet part In one pocket and the joycons in the other. Works pretty well.

>>377908490
vita and 3ds XL isn't portable either

>>377894740
> I've ever seen an Asian ride a train at all though.
you joking right?

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>>377911461

>>377894715
Because every race on this planet exists here.

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>>377911461

>>377911461
>tfw I would just grab her ass for having that cube up

>>377911461
>no shoulder straps on the cube that enable you to have your hand(s) free and hold on to one of those metal sticks so you don't fall over

women

>>377892625

>doesnt have a wallet
>only keys are for the house
>doesnt own a car
>takes the bus instead

Wow thats fucking sad.

>>377892824
are u a gril? plz show tits or gtfo :DDD