Fuck you /V/

post more cute

You are entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is wrong.

>>377891137
If /v/ says a story heavy game is shit, chances are it's actually really good. The circlejerk against games with little gameplay is out of control.

>/V/

>>377891137
>game

>>377891226
not an argument sweetie

>>377891780
another opinion thats wrong jeez dude you might wanna take a step back here

>>377891137
she looks like that femboy in the sex video that gets fucked by many men

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Max and Chloe are cutest couple.

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I want to bang Max while Chloe sits on my face.

>>377891137
>story heavy game
>writing is shit and pure cringe
What did Dontnod mean by this?

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>>377891137
>Chloe
>likable

>>377892834

It's not cringey because that's how teenagers talk nowadays. Well, I wouldn't know if it's a perfect representation in English, but in my own language teens do talk in the very same way as Chloe and Max do.

>>377891137
I want to bully both girls until they consider suicide as their only escape!

>>377893271
No they don't.
>Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah?
>Go fuck yourselfie
I liked this game though. 10/10 atmosphere and soundtrack.

>>377893383
art kids, really just like ugh

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>>377891137
>>377891426

>wowzer
>DUDE WEED LULZ
>le bae over bay
>girl power sistah! xDD
>wowzer
>omg you're so strong for killing your baby
>SHAKA BRAAA
>wowzer
>basic butterfly effect time travel plotline because we're incapable of adding something unique to the time distortion concept
>wowzer

If I said this game was about religious suicidal sluts I'd be making it sound way more interesting than it actually is. You'll know Jefferson is the killer from the first 20 seconds and every mini story in between is just as predictable. Every character is about as interesting and original as the threads that pop up on /v/ except /v/ can actually be good 2% of the time.

>>377893523

What's wrong with the webm?

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>>377893523
Release the motherlovin' kra-can my main blue-haired anime shitter of a friend.
We can also scissor since we're les-beans in a uni with all the stinky boys calling us feminazi.
You can also blow some guy's fucking brains out and retort with "such sad"
And don't forget our male ally with an emoji on his shirt.
Hella sick amirite

>>377891137
How? It has some of the most embarrassing and uninteresting dialogue I have seen in a while.

Visually the game is over designed and claustrophobic. Just a hideous game. Graphically it's also ugly.

>>377893918
I imagine rebeltaxi reading this.

>>377894010
sure, suuuure

>I just vaped some DANK OG bud

>>377893523
>You'll know Jefferson is the killer from the first 20 seconds
Here comes 4chan again with their mind reading, know-it-all autism

>>377891137
>game tells you it's about decisions
>the only decision that matters is the one at the end

SUCH AMAZEBALLS HELLA GUNS BELONG TO ME OW SHIT SHOT MYSELF

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlMoAasW4A

>>377893454
Why the fuck are they so insufferable?

>>377894057
Fuck you for putting that in my head

>>377893523
video games are fucking dead, this webm is beyond pathetic

You can't fucking tell me this Z-brush shitfest is any good.
Right in the beginning when Max' thoughts are narrated she fucking stutters within her own mindspeak.

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>>377893523
>no trigger discipline
>aim right at your best friends face

>>377891137
What a fag.

I bet you're a wimp irl too. I could probably beat you up. and I'm only 5 ft 7.

>>377894562
As long as you give the sheep the illusion of choice your good they'll never know the difference.

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>>377895538
Pompidou should have just ripped out her throat.

>>377895713
Literally the guide to making GOTY nowadays

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>>377893523
>stupid gun. hold on chloe.

I don't think it's a SJW game. I haven't played it, but I have seen a clip from it where blue hair girl says "I believe in gun control to keep guns away from them so only I have one", then fucks herself up misfiring

Teacher who lives in a split with incredibly thin walls with teenagers next door.
Can confirm teens talk like this.

There are a lot of things to complain about with this game, but the language isn't one. Teens are memeing cringelords.

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>>377893523

>>377891137
I tried episode one the other day and thought it was an obnoxious joke, I cant fathom the mind that would enjoy it.

>>377891137
Hella

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>>377896005
Well they aren't aggressively memeing at you with 2011 leddit memes in "CURRENT YEAR" are they?

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Why did they make Chloe so awful but dying crippled Chloe best girl?

>>377891137
>walking simulator is GOAT
OP confirmed for having shit taste.

>>377896581
Did you leave her to suffer, /v/?

wowser that was hella rude but whatthefuckever, why don't you just go fuck your selfie? Woah chill, i'm kidding! Let's GO APE! drops beans Oh eat shit and die, I was eaTHING THOSE BEANS!

>>377891137
WOWZERS, A SHILL THREAD? HELLA, CHLOE! LETS GET TOTALLY BUZZED AND CHECK IT IT!

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*Kills your dog*

>>377896948
*And you*

>>377896948
*Lets you die in a school bathroom*

>>377891137
>up until the final 1/3 of the final episode
Journeys don't mean much when the destination is shit.

>>377897090
Nice allegory for life.

>>377891137
Not goat but I liked it. Pseudo choices ruined it, hope they be first to add more real choices and endings to sequel.

>>377891137
Wtf, I've literally never posted about Life Is Strange before this, you fucking liar

>>377891695
underrated post

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>>377896948
Such is the life in the Zone.