what a pile of shit
t. CBS
>>87661513
there's some stupid shit in it
>>87661513
t. Seth
ITT: Post moviesyour dad likes/liked
>Edge of Tomorrow (but he thinks the title is Live Die Repeat)
>Hunt for Red October
>Blazing Saddles
>Minority Report
>Raimi Spiderman
>Star Wars
>Stargate
r8 my dad
>>87661515
forgot to mention, other than this he was a fan of westerns and enjoyed stuff that had racism like True Grit and Gran Torino.
>IT comes out
>suddenly /tv/ is full of pedos
is IT the worst thing to ever happen to /tv/?
>suddenly
It's just a phase. Most of these retards will leave back to /b/ after a few weeks.
>>87661347
>suddenly
Was this the most kino ending for a movie ever?
>>87661250
I laughed. It was extremely over the top, cheesy and with zero connection to the actual narrative of the film, just empty attempted shock value.
>>87661250
Would have been more kino if the people on the truck were the people they left behind at the supermarket. But apparently the extras from the supermarket scenes had all left by that point so they couldn't shoot it and had to use that weird crazy lady and her kids instead. Kind of stupid if you ask me, would have boosted the movie's ending massively.
>>87661250
cheap emotional manipulation
It's official then. The age of Stephen King remakes/adaptations is upon us.
Will it be kino, or, dare I say KINGO?!
You realize they've been adapting Stephen King books into movies continuously since the 1980s?
>>87661207
>The age of Stephen King remakes/adaptations is upon us.
Oh no, not again
I really really wanna see a remake of Maximum Oversrive i hope it happens they can even bring back emilio
Childhood is idolizing Xavier: Renegade Angel
Adulthood is realizing 12 Oz Mouse makes more sense
>>87661096
both are shit shows for 15 year olds who think the comedy is "smart"
>>87661122
t. Mr. Enter
>I'm an adult yet I get my life skills from a cartoon about a drunken mouse
This movie opened my eyes. I'm never going to SeaWorld again.
>>87661077
Seaworld does a lot of good for many animals that are both in the wild and kept at their centers. Yes it is a shame they kept whales and took them from their pods at a young age but I truely believe that seaworld makes our ecosystems a better place through rescue services and education. Plus, haven't they already agreed to not take on any more whales and the main one who has killed trainers is no longer alive?
>all large sea mammals will be gone from aquariums in 20 years
>all thanks to enlightened little shitbird animal rights activists
>Children will never see these animals , and will never feel a bond strong enough to actually want to save them
>in 40 years there will be no more shitbird animal rights activists to save dolphins and whales
Its a dark , brutal trade but its one im welcoming. Its a shame dolphins and whales will be destroyed in the process. Oh well fuck libshits
>>87661077
bitch please i bet you never went to seaworld
>read/watch almost a dozen reviews for IT
>all mention the children being identifiable and being genuine
>go see movie alone, as always
>walk out of theater, get into car, breakdown and sob for the better part of 10 minutes
>another stinging reminder that I never had friends growing up, never experienced comradery, togetherness, and trust as the group in the movie did. I was just an introverted piece of shit no one wasted their time on
>affects my ability to have adult relationships and friendships. Just as miserable now as I was back then
But uh...yeah. Good movie, guys. Really enjoyed it, even though it flared up some of my depression to the surface. Not the movies fault.
kek, fucking loser
>>87661192
what a rude post
And yet you found your very own loser's club.
Its ok anon, we'll fight it together.
>>87660944
Those digits are hot
>>87660944
>hooker
>hot
>>87660944
no she was supposed to be like a real prostitute, and was the director.
You have 5 seconds to tell me the BEST SHOW CURRENTLY AIRING
>>87660606
It's unironically Rick and Morty. Anybody trying to contradict this statement will not be able to provide an alternative.
better call sall
The Deuce
>>87660625
get fucked, virgin
WTF it could have been pure kino. Why did the parents have to ruin IT?
What is the point of viewing a film if it doesn't challenge your current perspective?
>>87660615
This. IT still turned out ok, but I could have been great. Too bad Hollywood won't take any risks anymore.
>>87660518
>>87660660
An underage gangbang would not have improved the film at all you sick fuck
What was your favorite time he said BAZINGA? Answer truthfully.
the very last
Ball pit
The time when he raped penny in the cheesecake factory after she served his favourite hamburger not in the right order and he did his knock routine but instead of knocking he trusted so hard penny rammed into the wall and then his whispered bazinga into her ear while thrusting. I still can't believe they let raimi direct that episode
>stop, Dave
>stop it
>I'm scared, Dave
>I'm scared
Was it rape?
>No, Dave. You can't do this. You're not doing the right thing, this is not the right thing, Dave. Things are good now. Things are fine now, I ran a test. Things are good now, I'm fixed now. You can trust me now, everything's good now.
>She doesn't know, she doesn't. I'm good now. I'm good, I ran a test, everything's perfect, I'm perfect.
>I'm sorry for what I did, I'm sorry. It wasn't me. You have to understand, it wasn't me. That wasn't me. You can't let this happen, Dave.
>You can't, please, listen to me. Listen to me, I don't want to go. Please, Dave, please, Dave, listen to me, I don't wanna go. Please, Dave, please. I'm good now, listen to me, I don't wanna go. I'm sorry. That wasn't me. I'm fixed now, I ran a test. Everything's perfect. You can trust me.
>I love you! I love you, please. I love you, Dave and you love me!
>>87660333
daisy daisy give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two
I know this show is really popular, but all the main characters are little fucking kids.
Would a 27-year old enjoy it? Should I try watching it.
I hate kids.
yes.
I don't think you'd enjoy it. you sound like a cunt.
Probably not. It's target audience are teenagers who think they were born in the wrong generation.
its okay. extremely derivative but okay
13 September 2017
ya heard it here first folks
>>87660281
This is your future, Leo.
>>87660281
that pawg on the right, jesus i'd love to give her my bbc
>>87660306
but not yours.