>read/watch almost a dozen reviews for IT >all mention

kek, fucking loser

>>87661192
what a rude post

And yet you found your very own loser's club.
Its ok anon, we'll fight it together.

Lol so you're like Ben before he met everyone?

>>87661064
Sorry there was no trigger warning for fucking losers

>>87661272
which board is the fat kid? the jew is /pol/ obviously.

>>87661306
Ben is /fit/, since they used to be lardasses and Ben turns into a fit successful guy that made it.

>>87661064
I always make sure to laugh loudly with friends when we see fat nerdy faggots sit down on their own in cinemas

>>87661064
> me me me me!
>lets make this thread about me!
>more of me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

there is an entire board devoted to self absorbed whining bitches like yourself, its called /adv/.
could you fuck off over there and stop shitting up our board.

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>>87661272
hey that kind of makes sense in a sad way

>going to see a movie alone

do americans really do this?

>>87661392
chin up space cowboy, there is hope yet.

>>87661064
go be a boring loser on /r9k/ faggot

>>87661306
/tv/ is obviously richie, due to the quips and being an annoying sperg in general

>>87661272
Pennywise would ruthlessly tear apart 4chan's weak-ass "connections," are you kidding? That's kind of funny to think about, actually. People on this board can hardly even say "I disagree" without the other people thinking they're a disgusting jew third world faggot with shit taste.

>>87661306
nigger is /an/

>>87661477
>77
the year star wars came out

>>87661410
Yes, we go alone, dumbass. You ever heard of TWO cinema shooters at the same time? You go alone, period.

>>87661477
who's scared of a gay ass drider anyway, pennywise is a pussy

>>87661064

This is so sad. I recommend posting to /b/ for sympathy.

>>87661509
/his/

>>87661064
I feel you man. Although I did have a few friends as a kid.

>>87661528
Pennywise will kill all the driderfags FIRST for insulting her you stupid faggot, let that fucking meme GO
I STAND WITH PENNYWISE

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>>87661272
I like this post.

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>>87661064

>walk out of theater, get into car, breakdown and sob for the better part of 10 minutes
>another stinging reminder that I never lurked in the sewers, hounding and hunting children to suck up their life force and fear before I physically consume them
>wipe away tears
>"It's never too late for a new beginning," I proclaim, feeling better already

>>87661666
Get the fuck out of here Henry

>>87661477
4chan would utterly ass rape that clown. /b/ alone would cause him to get eye cancer.

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>ywn gangbang your oneitis with all your childhood buddies
>ywn defile her soft virgin body with the boys until she's passed out, blood and semen draining from her freshly ripped cunt

How do you guys deal with this

>tfw you realize you're the Stan of your group.

>>87661064
Time to live in the sewers then.

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>you'll never get back in contact with that ginger qt3.14 childhood best friend

This is...fucking depressing.

You're clearly Henry.

>>87661064

It made me sad that I never had girl friends. I think I missed out of a major part of the modern human development process.

i'll never forget the time me and my 11 year old friends ran a train on this girl down the street because we were running low on comradery

truly better days

seriously though
>>87661272
this is a good post

>>87661272
This is the most beautiful thing I've read all year.

>>87662817
I love this image.

>>87661272

Romantic notion but this shithole doesn't compare at all to what real childhood friends had.

>>87662817
>have a ginger qt3.14 friend right now
>she's actually really annoying and only tolerated because she's cute

>>87661272
So who's getting the 6 man train run on them

>>87663762
Not really a train, since they took turns.

>>87662817
>have normal friendship with a bunch of girls as I grew up
>never talk to any of them again because too autistic to keep in contact
>can never have a normal healthy relationship because no sex drive
I just want someone to truly love and spend their time with me why does sex gotta factor in this fuck's sake.

>>87661686
underrated. i keked.

>>87661064
I fell for you guys thinking it was good. I was very let down and the ginger girl was huge pedo bait.

>>87663814
A train is exactly that, 1 by 1. You could have at least Googled it if you didn't know, come on man.

>>87661064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houP7mAjZ0o

I knew you stupid faggots would get this wrong.
>"herr derr nu-It is soooo much better than Tim Curry's It"
WRONG
nu-It is:
>not scary
>has no creepy, sarcastic personality
>has none of the "initial charm" that made the Tim Curry one so effective
>barely speaks
>when he does speak I could hardly understand what he was saying
>Tim Curry standing on the side of the road holding a few balloons was scarier than nu-It eating a bloody arm

I knew you numale faggots would get it wrong again.

>>87663917
We get it, your childhood took place in the Renaissance. Now go brood somewhere else

>>87663894
No, a train has always been a threeway, one guy goes in the pussy and the other goes in the mouth. Google it yourself virgin.

>>87663917
90s born queers dont know any better. All they've ever had are our reheated scraps

>>87663917
This Pennywise sucks shit and that is undeniable.

>>87663917
Isn't the 2017 pennywise more faithful to the book than Tim Curry?

>>87663762
Krager

>>87661064
lol

>>87663981
What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Do you unironically not have sex and not watch porn? Don't even backpedal and pull that bullshit "Hurr durr I tricked you by being dumb," you're a certified jackass, you just described a regular MMF, giving it a name only comes up with finger cuffs. Holy shit, dude.

>>87664040
Irrelevant; King is a terrible writer. Imagine what the Shining would have been like if Kubrick had followed the book down to every word. He had that coke-fueled pedo shit in there just like in IT.

>>87663917
>Movies that you watch as an adult aren't as scary as something you caught out the corner of your eyes as a kid.

Shocking.

>>87663981
You're a fucking idiot and a virgin lmao

>>87663917
>He's still sucking Currys cock
The fridge scene in the new one is better than anything in the miniseries

>>87661064
>comradery

it's camaraderie you fucking moron.

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>>87664040
Nope. At least not in appearance.
Book's clown is more colorful and clearly more friendly-looking. New Pennywise looks scary from the get go. It's supposed to lure children in that form, not scare them away.
Pic related on top is closest to what I found in a quick google search. He is said to have full face paint, a bald head on top, orange/red tufts of hair on the sides, and a painted smile. He's a silly looking clown you'd hire for birthday parties. He's also compared to Bozo and Ronald McDonald.
The new look in the movie seems like it doesn't want to be a clown. Instead of a big round red nose, it's just painted red on the tip, stuff like that.

>>87664203
>>Movies that you watch as an adult aren't as scary as something you caught out the corner of your eyes as a kid.
I rewatched the 1990 It before seeing the new one. Tim Curry is a better scary clown + they gave him some good dialog. The new It just stands around for the most part. And when he does talk I can barely discern what he's saying.

>>87664203
Except now we live in a time where numales and fake nerd bitches act like a bunch of 12 year-olds.

>>87661306
Fat kid Ben is /r9k/
Richie is /pol/
Beverly is /fa/ and /mu/
Mike is /k/
Stan is /bant/
Eddie is reddit
Billy is /wsg/

>>87661348
Pt 1 /r9k/
Pt 2 /fit/

>>87664403
T. Arrested development 25 year old with no degree

>>87661982
I was the Richie. Made people laugh, but it was all I was good for.

>>87661192
this

>>87661064
>tfw wasnt popular but had two friends that i spent nearly every waking moment with
>tfw got into our own little adventures
>tfw grew up in desert, tons of outdoor stuff to do
>tfw still friends 11 years later
i had a comfy childhood

>>87661272
That's beautiful anon

>>87661272
gayest thing i've read in this shit hole in a while

>>87664538
Who else /Richie/ master race here?

>>87664517
If i was 25 id be a youngfag kiddo.

>>87663917
Both were shit

>>87664620
So you're even more pathetic than he assumed? Nice

>>87661064
the classic is stille there.. its not like suicide squad ruined Batman forever. just igore it if you dont like it

Can somebody please explain the actual point of the orgy? The entire premise is retarded as fuck.
>We just killed (?) this evil dimensional being. Oh shit, everybody's on edge because we just killed an evil dimensional being and can't get out. I know! I'll calm them all down by them fucking me! It will calm them down and build out """bond""" despite us all being in a fucking sewer and just killing an evil dimensional being

>>87664609
I'm a weird mix of Richie and kid Ben.

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>>87664609
beep beep

>>87664609
>>87664721
ben reporting in

>>87664695
Anyone who doesn't get this scene after reading is an underdeveloped autist.

>>87664695
It's a metaphor for becoming an adult. A bad metaphor.

>>87664656
You take pride in being part of the most faggoty, indoctrinated group of people to ever exist? I suppose you dont know any better.

Im sorry you're parents failed you OP

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>>87661272
Anon, I...

>>87663981
that's a spitroast, sorry

>>87664695
they matured. part two was them as adult. the sex scene was a symbolic segway into maturityr. and they all matured, so they all fucked.

also bev reclaiming her sexuality i guess, her dad tried to take away.

>>87664756
>>87664821
Which, why is it that sex is considered being an 'adult'? Actually taking personal responsibility and working together to defeat and kill a clown forced them to grow up.

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Why couldn't IT look like this?

>>87664885
literary device i guess, plus stephen wanted his sex scene. he's done other weird ones before. maybe instead of them going into an emotional group hug as emotional release, they fucked.

>>87664326

>more colorful

nice job omitting the silver suit and orange pompoms. instead of some colorful dollar store disaster like Curry wore.

>>87664991
I believe King has a lot of pent up sexuality problems. He talks about sex a little too in-depth and too often in books when he was coked out of his mind.

>>87665000
>The face of the clown in the stormdrain was white, there were funny tufts of red hair on either side of his bald head, and there was a big clown smile painted over his mouth. If George had been inhabiting a later year, he would of surely thought of Ronald McDonald before Bozo or Clarabell. The clown held a bunch of balloons, all colours, like gorgeous ripe fruit in one hand. He was wearing a baggy silk suit with great big ornage buttons. A bright tie, electric blue, flopped down his front and on his hands were big white gloves, like the kind Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck always wore.

Silk not and nice job omitting the blue tie and colorful balloons

>>87665031
had at least. also i don't remember if he wrote most of them before or after his accident.

i remember he wrote some pretty vivid anal rape scene.

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>>87664904
or this?

>>87661192
Lol

Is it bad that I would hang out with It? He seems like a cool guy that fucks with people.

>>87664609
I was a mix of Richie and Mike. Our group had an Eddie, a Bill and two Bevs. It was pretty comfy.

>>87665164
sauce?

>>87665314
It just means you're a dumb fuck anon.

>>87661064

Fag

>>87665582
https://www.xvideos.com/video27929207/clown_babe_squirts_and_fucks_in_fake_taxi

>>87663819
>why does sex gotta factor in this fuck's sake.
Because it's absolutely essential for the survival of our species

Serious question: have you actually tried to rectify this low sex drive of yours?

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>>87665662
t.hanks

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>>87661272

>>87665495
>two Bevs
go on...

>>87661064

>you will never go to high school parties with your friends
>you will never have a summer of just chilling with your group of friends every day
>you will never be a young boy who gets his first kiss from a cute innocent girl
>you will never grow into a normal man through regular relationships through your teenage years
>you will never experience young love
>you will never do stupid things with your friends, living a carefree life
>you will never have your entire future in front of you again
>you will never end this great part of your life by taking your girlfriend to the prom and dancing all night with her
>you will never be able to ever get any of these memories under any circumstances, you're stunted without them and it's all forward from here

>>87666356
*it's all downward from here

>>87666356
i hate that my parents pushed the meme of "studying hard" so hard in high school. they should've said "get laid now while it's easy",

>>87661272
reddit

>>87661064
BEAT IT ANON. BEAT IT.

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>>87666356
>tfw experienced most of these things but ended up here anyway
God works in mysterious ways, truly

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