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>>51728294
WHFB

>>51728294
Nothing, I'm not gonna be the one you all get to blame for the next shitty thing GW does.

>>51728294
Squats v Dwarves.

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>>51704673
Requesting a klutz wizard.

Girl from the right (Include glasses) in fancy wizard robes and a relatively large hat, carrying grimoires and falling over. Some minor bruises and bandages for added effect. Image can be in any state of this, really, as long as the character is recognizable.

Background entirely optional, but a classic wizard library is naturally what I'm going for.

Requesting Slaanesh in a conservative Victorian dress.

>>51704899
Could try this one but she most likely would end up way more thicc than she is meant to be.

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bad

>>51696209
The dark future that is Aku!? Pretty damn good.

>>51696209
Considering there is ONE FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE that can kill him, I imagine that he would do pretty well.

>>51684350
Oh you almost had me!

Everything that dies turns to magical dust.

No exceptions.

>>51730775

You just don't describe it In detail. You swing and hit with your sword. The fireball hits the goblin. Think video games. I played games ad an elementary student where I killed things, but the game didn't have blood, so it was k apparently.

>>51730775
Remember that bit at the start of the lotr movies where sauron's smashing dudes left and right, there was no blood in that but it still looked fucking awesome, the cool part of a death description is how the person moulds around attack, for gory stuff emphasise bones breaking under force, limbs being severed, for less gorey stuff focus on transitions, being slammed across a room, getting uppercut and hitting the ground with a thud, think batman.

>>51730600
The orcs are photosynthetic.

>>51730600
What if the orcs rely on photosynthesis

>>51730613
>>51730619
Fucking plants man.

>>51727857
My dice.

>>51728254
When you're dice are rolling so well you become sexually and emotionally attracted to them

>>51727069
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, OP. Being behind the curtain prevents us from ever sharing the spotlight.

>>51727330
How do I stop it, though?

>>51727069
>first thing i do is hog the spotlight, talk until others stop me, argue over rules, constantly switch character voice, powergame, metagame, fuck the game

I have the same problem.

>How do I stop it, though?
Create a deliberately gimped character, I guess.

>>51726991
Here's all the math
Disintegrate, haste on self, action surge, vow of enmity, and 5 max devine smites; all after making the +3 greatsword and armor
Level: 19
Cost: 1 6th level slot, 2 5th level slots, 3 4th level slots, 1 3rd level slot, an action surge, 1 channel devinity, and 2 sorcery points
Damage: 10d6(sword damage)+30d8(smite damage)+10d6(disintegrate rolls)+130(disintegrate, great weapon master, +3 sword, and str modifier)
10d6+30d8+10d6+130
Min 10+30+10+130=180
Min w/ hold spell 20+60+10+130=220
2 per roll 20+60+20+130=230
2 per roll w/ hold spell 40+120+20+130=310
Avg 40+150+40+130=365
Avg w/ hold spell 80+300+40+130=550
Max 60+280+60+130=530
Max w/ hold spell 120+560+60+130=850

This is with great weapon master allowing rerolls of 1's and 2's on greatsword damage and devine smite. Along with sorcery points allowing for reroll disintigrate damage.

>>51726991
It's spelled "divine"

Also, I'm pretty sure that GWM was errata'd/FAQ'd/Sage advice'd away to not reroll smite damage.

>Implying it was ever alive

>>51725086
viralgamespublishing is still up, so it's probably just a temporary hiccup.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Just rolling for something, don't mind me.

1 - 40: Do the thing
40+ Do the realistic thing
55+ Fuck it, just enjoy yourself

>>51723444
He would be corrupted by the ring immediately.

>>51723444
All things considered, he'd probably get corrupted by the ring. The point of LotR is that they couldn't have a guy like that be the ring bearer.

>>51723444
Corrupted by the ring, and then bad end for everybody but Sauron.

>>51720672
There's gotta be SOMEBODY that made a Valentine CYOA?

>>51720676
Somebody mentioned making one. It was gonna be about getting a husbando though.

We could really use some fresh OC because these threads have been dead af

>>51720805
I decided to start making one on a whim. I have no idea what I'm doing, but hey. OC. Soon? Probably tomorrow, or the day after. It's fairly short.

>>51718695

Is chapter 2 of this already out?

>>51718736
Yeah

>>51718695

Look here, using an interesting manga or anime picture without having the picture title or your post reference the name of said work is unacceptable.

Only you can prevent "Sauce?" posts.

Sauce?

>What does your runner chew? Does he take the cost effective Soy-Paste? Or does he go all out with REAL fruits and veggies?
A quote from the first session I played my farm-born Az-Am war veteran streetsam:
>"I miss fresh fruit."
And the GM's response:
>"Everyone's been missing fresh fruit."

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>1 liter of water = 5 soyburgers (basic)

>>51714287
You think water purification is cheap in the sixth world?