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>tfw no cute boy to talk to on discord and possibly lewd with
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>>34800618
W-what vidya do you happen to play, anon?
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>>34800675
I like to play space games mostly, space is fantastic and exhilarating for me! shinku#7918 is my discord!
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>>34800618
>>34800675
>>34800706

>tfw don't really play vidya at all anymore and thus can't socialize with males

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Does any fembot want to be my gf? I am reallly lonely and want companionship, I want to love someone.

Here are my stats:
>still teenager
>khv
>no real friends
>hikkikomori
>not fat, not a mutant
>don't do drugs, don't smoke or drink
>i like anime, manga and playing vidya on ps4 and 3ds
>open to new things
>maybe it's weird to say it about yourself, but i think i'm nice and caring
>there is a will to fix my life

I can't offer much, but I can love you, help you with your problems and try to make your days less boring. I am loyal and will never lie to you.
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sure, i'll be your gf

i'm a female (male) btw
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>>34800610
you trying to get a internet gf? pathetic
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Robots are boring and stupid.

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>>34800604
how much did they pay you to do this.
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>>34800928
>how much did they pay you to do this.
they who?
this what?
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>>34800604
What do you think of The Sopranos?
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>>34800604
what do you think of Italian americans?

I am one

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At what age did you finally come to the realization than you will in fact die a virgin?
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>>34800562
Probably around the age I was when I had sex.
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>>34800562

Early 20's, 35 now.
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>>34800562
I want a fucking white bf
This is unfair

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I'm a neet hikikomori. how do you break the cycle? even figuring out how to make friends is difficult, i dont like anime, don't have any friends, and dont go anywhere.

It's a weird road I walk without any paths in sight.
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Find a job.
Get co-worker.
Find friends.
Get gf.
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>>34800542
It's probably a combination of finding a job and posting more lewd Elsas.
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>>34800873
Just do the first of these.

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rosemary bread come home rosebud

lets not let the embers go out just yet
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>>34800537
Spoonfeed my pls. I don't want to go to knowyourmeme.
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whats rose IQ
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>>34800537
>tfw she will make another video in three years...what a faboulus time to live !

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If I'm using my parents' wifi, is it possible they can see what I'm doing on the internet? Like can they just go into the wifi application and just see?
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Yes. And if you're on a public wifi (mcdonald's, starbucks, airports, etc) the sysAdmin can see whatever you're doing as well
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>>34800531
Yes they send a letter every month for them to read through
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>>34800531
Well most of the time they send a list of the websites with the bill every months

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Hello r9k. Recently I've come to the realisation of how pathetic I really am. My whole life was spent living for others. I always tried not to annoy anyone, not to take risks, not to be disrespectful etc. I've sorta succeeded at doing this but only because I'm an anxious coward afraid of any confrontation.

I've tried philosophy, vidya, movies, books, excercise and various other hobbies and mediums but they don't fill the hole within me. Ive held jobs, attempted to socialised with people and have attempted every type of self improvement program under the sun but I still feel like a worthless and pathetic excuse for a human.

I tell myself that I must be better than everyone as a coping mechanism but I know thats simply not true.

The worst thing about all this is that I don't even want to be like them but I look at myself in the mirror every day and see them in me. I'm changing into the very thing I hate even though I've never experienced the love, friendship or comraderie that they have.

I've seen this happen to older people. The spark of youth and jouvilence disappeared and they are left as a husk that has finally accepted that their life is as mediocre as everyone elses. I don't want to be like that. I don't want to live until I'm 40 and just accept my failure and live the rest of my days as a depressed failure who's fine with rotting away with no achievements.

I want to live my life with me at the forefront. I want something I can believe in, something I would risk my very own life over. I want to live a life that's worth living

This place is the last bastion of hope. Please help me.
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People are sociopaths. The average person is a sociopath. Most people are absolute garbage. Stop being a people pleaser. Your kindness is just seen as a weakness to be exploited and taken advantage of. Kindness and selflessness is never reciprocated or appreciated. Took me awhile to learn that, as I used to be an innocent people pleasing beta faggot, too.
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> I don't want to be like that. I don't want to live until I'm 40 and just accept my failure and live the rest of my days as a depressed failure who's fine with rotting away with no achievements

Don't worry about it anon, most people in life never change anything or succeed in accomplishing anything special. Think about the very nature of history and the names recorded within it - they are the names of kings; inventors; generals, in essence individuals. Nobody wrote about the peasants whom the king was dependent on, or the soldiers in the army. Most people are consigned to the wastes of time. The real irony is that everybody admires exceptionalism but very people live an exceptional life. We are the modern peasants.
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>>34800460
>I want to live my life with me at the forefront
How about you sign to army.

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Hello /r9k/ .
Recently my sister has been harassed by some guy calling her on the phone leaving her voicemails and saying shit like why don't you come with me .
Because he obviously has autism he left his phone number to be seen and so that's the only thing we got. Of course she blocked his number but he somehow he keeps calling from unknown number recently.
It's like ohh cyber bullying just close your eyes faggot it's someone that actually knows her irl because she doesn't give her number to anyone on the internet.
We have tried talking to the police but they don't give a fuck.
What should I do /r9k/, how do I found who he is and make this autistic faggot regret it.
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It's not*
fuck
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Hire Russians to hack his phone.
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>>34800484
I don't want to make him a president

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How do i stalk in facebook without adding target as friend?
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>>34800408
Delete this image immediately

Orgu
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>>34801121
It's too late anon. WE'RE FUCKED UP NOOOOO
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>>34800408
If u scope out there profile u wl probably come up in the suggested friends list, so they wl know anyway

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Apart from Elliot Rodger, who is your favourite killer?
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Chanel Lewis


Oregano commento
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brandon flowers
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Curtis Lemay

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>FINALLY get a date
>she doesn't wear makeup
>ask about my salary
>'can't you get a bettef job than that?'

JUST!
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>>34800273
I want to fuck Rei so bad
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>>34800310
Rei > any other girl
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Frankly I'll rather date any girl.

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"BAWWWWW TFW NO GF!!!! FEELS!!!! PEPE!!!!! *braaaaaaaaap*"

>meanwhile, posters on boards like /trv/ are posting updates from their cross-continental train-hopping and motorcycle trips

Why is /r9k/ so pathetically low-test? If you're going to be autistically dedicated to something, you may as well make it interesting rather than the posting of cringe-worthy memes over and over again.
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>>34800248
Bro, no one cares. Go back to talking about your planes trains and automobiles you like that fat fuck in the movie
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>>34800268

>can't even write two coherent sentences in a row
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>>34800248
>Why is /r9k/ so pathetically low-test?

Shitty upbringings, treated poorly by family and peers, mental disorders including depression anxiety and autism, poverty, ugliness, general bad luck, the list can go on.

Having an interesting hobby takes a lot of work and genuine pleasure and most of us don't know how to do that so shitposting is the best we have.

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Is being alpha really worth it?

Society loves you.
Your parents love you.
Women love you.

Being alpha is only being clouded in love and acceptance 24/7. What's the big deal?
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>>34800241
I've had this thought numerous times.

The halo effect doesn't generate actual love, just an aura of acceptance. Even so, all human love is a selfish projection of the what one person desires of another, and usually lasts a few months tops

Your own contentment cones from within. Seeking your happiness in others is the path to sadness.

Tough out the growing pains of living in solidarity and eventually you'll be comfortably numb.
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>>34800317
*of what
*comes
I'm an idiot
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>>34800241
Society only really works if you buy into the perceived gains. If you get no pleasure from the material world, there's really no motivation to participate in it.

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who /dignity/ here

i have nothing to live for except my integrity. i could be a normie and get laid if i lost some self respect but without that i have nothing.
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>i could be a normie and get laid if i lost some self respect

Oh, I'm fucking sure. You couldn't fuck a girl with Chad's dick, you beta loser.

You guys think you have it all figured out, when you're too fucking dumb to charm literally the dumbest species of females in the universe.
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>>34800265
i'm not dumb, i just refuse.
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>>34800305
It sure is paying off. You sound like a happy, healthy individual. Good thing you aren't bringing yourself down to the level of those normies who can hold relationships and are cherished by all their friends and lovers.

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